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@theomir.bsky.social
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ᔕᗰᗩᑌG @smaug.dog · 05/06/2026
🐶Thanx @theomir.bsky.social for the beautiful picture. You make my puppy @geek.dog look soo sexy.💗 Shoutout to @snapjaw.bsky.social for the pristine hood.💀
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Mother said to not walk with a knife in my mouth because I might trip and hurt myself. My being alive still today is a testament that mothers aren’t always right. #happymothersday
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Omg. Hi Josh!
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Twink privilege is being able to shave your pimples off
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Pup Noel @pupnoel.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You gay bro? Good 😈 @haybailsbb.bsky.social @bunkergear.bsky.social 📸: @theomir.bsky.social
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Nathan Grefseng @grefsengboy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m just a boy, looking at a camera, looking at you.
Nathan standing in front of a backdrop, hands on belt loops, wearing a blue plaid shirt and a smirk
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Bunker Gear @bunkergear.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Handcrafted latex raincoat for when the weather sucks, and that's giving you ideas 😳
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Bunker Gear @bunkergear.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
welcome to Bunker Gear
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Nathan Grefseng @grefsengboy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Contemplating how I’m going to treat the good boys and pets 📸: @theomir.bsky.social
Nathan in a chair, wearing blue plaid leather, looking into the camera
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Bunker Gear @bunkergear.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
A polo for every occasion, an evening at The Eagle, a day in the office, or a 2am subway ride home this polo does it all! Available in a range of colors to clearly say everything from “wow, I’m hot” to “use me as your urinal daddy”. 📷 @theomir.bsky.social
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A baguette in the butt is a ‘pain’ in the ass
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Torn between that one and the mattress cuck 🥺🥺
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thot catalog @thotcatalog.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“reply guy” is too reductive. I’m not a reply guy, I’m an engaged follower looking to make a genuine connection that might lead to one day eating that person’s butt
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
FFmpreg, a gay party where everyone comes dressed as a video codec and first to get pregnant via fisting wins a prize
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Today I learned that Joan of Arc was NOT in the Bible 👀
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
A second top has hit my trade center
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Nice! I had to pop an incense as my flight was departing and caught two
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Social media is exhausting how do people do it
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Look at those magnificent paws!
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
🥰
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Ahhhhh 😍
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Oh no I got stuck helping a friend move
Me ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box with a curious doggoMe ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard boxMe ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box with a curious doggo
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Cute 😊
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Johnny Otter @johnnyotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Exhibit A (Feat. @bradlands.bsky.social and @thewilldobeast.bsky.social)
The face of a very happy bearded chap with an orange neckerchief around his neck smooshed between 2 fuzzy bellies and 2 jock-strapped bulges, a hand resting on the chaps head as if to say “Good boy.”
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Update: im on a chair
Me doing the 👉👈 on a big big chair (like 3x my square height in frameMe smiling and kneeling on a big chair in the woods.
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
I got this today and I’m waiting for the CD event in 6 years to evolve it
100% iv sprig
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
It’s that day of the week
Butt in a red thong in a patio in sun
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Just adopted a new cute ass Lechonk 🥹
A pink LeChonk
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Hog thread
My XXL LeChonk from Pokémon GOMe and a LeChonk plush
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Joshua King @joshuaking.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Seize the hump! Or something like that. Idk. Happy Hump Day! Photo credit and thanks to @theomir.bsky.social
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
👀
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ex gf material @alexisrae.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Girls will say "I know a spot" then take you here
a picture of the prolific tumblr ball pit
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
🥵
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
🥵
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
In my raja voice: “I adore a man with a blue-Ben-esque figure”
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
This photo trilogy is 🥰
i make the mouth to mouth with blue hair cutieme and nope@nada.zip
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I’m in a rubber thing
Me in a rubber varsity jacket and rubber pants looking off to the sideMe in a rubber varsity jacket and rubber pants kissing another cutie in a blue and orange rubber singletMe in a rubber varsity jacket and rubber pants weird shaped mirror selfieMe in a rubber varsity jacket and rubber pants in a bar in red/purple lighting
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Some of my favorite album/cover art in categories
Category is scenic silhouette style portraits in colorCategory is artist portraitsCategory is colorsCategory is black and white minimalism
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Nope @nada.zip · 25/08/2023
I have a very particular set of skills...
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Fren?
A photo of me holding a leash that is attached to a friend in a harness and homemade bull head. The focus quickly blurs out after my hand
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Yeah. The expensiveness that is profit needing to be wrung out of every corner these days. Also not gonna throw out names but the ones that charge cover when it’s still empty inside ☠️
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 22/08/2023
Todays kink is Nerd/Jock Classic Bullying. Shout out some classics for me to look into 👀 Examples: Wedgies and Swirlies.
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
RS with your most overly dramatic B&W selfie
Me in black and white portrait mode with dyed hair growing out
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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
When straight guys try to talk to me about something heterosexual:
A thread on some website:

“which monsters actually taste good, are there any?”

“like…their cum? their cocks?”

“Monster. The drink.”
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Another *insert word here* dad @grgo.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Yup ✋🏽
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Prostates and bodies be different
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
There’s something to be said about how so many industries also devolve into duopolies. I do think there’s some level of choice-paralysis avoidance in humans that just compounds in anything resembling an echo chamber
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Me and who and who?
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Theo @theomir.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Pictured: me smiling in the shadow of butt about to sit on my face
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