the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Short term sustainability goals: 1. Unf*ck my sh*t 2. Become the means of production 060
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Best name for a loud, lone male cardinal that hangs out around my house all day: a. Wildcard b. Cardi A c. Robert Redborb ❤️ 341
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026News flash - I auto scroll past your AI event flyers and possibly miss things I would be interested in because that gpt formatting annoys my so brain badly I can't even read it You catch more flies with 15 minutes of actual work 😘 1110
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 04/09/2026About to sit down with my spirit lamp and some agar, & 3 special fungal guests, including the craziest wild Hericium I have ever seen (pictured) I was mentally writing a little Star Wars esque intro score while setting up & titled it "Hope of the New Clones" if anyone wants a bad band name 👽 1120
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026'Allo 🐛 black swallowtail caterpillar on my parsley 2131
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026youtube.comAugust 25, 2026YouTube video by Heart of the Forest Farm 080
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In the face of endless waves of images shattering the meaning of being an artist, I will be staying hand-painted and homespun for the duration as an act of preservation. Hopefully long after death, while the pixel storm burns at the rate of the algorithm 🖤🪡 080
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I can't quite find the words to describe my distaste for every org / business and their AI generated promo flyers and ads that pretty much all look through same 1110
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I started finally building my farm stand... It's skeletal and minimalistic yet somehow also nonsensically huge and heavy 🙃 Like we're going to need to borrow a tractor to move it, or carry it to the roadside in pieces and re-assemble it there 🫠 The whole thing is full dimensional rough hemlock 🌲 0110
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I wouldn't say I'm "no drama" The 5 seconds it takes to cut someone's access for good is actually very dramatic But other than that ✌️ 090
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 06/08/2026How many times have you been told by a medical doctor "I've never seen this before" "Only in textbooks" "Highest number to date in my practice" and if you're me why has it been so many times 170
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Today's bouquet 💐 a thank you gift for a friend 💞 2141
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I have a *lot* of cutting flowers -here's today's bouquet 💐 White zinnias, lady's mantle, tulsi, baby's breath, and wild butter & eggs / toadflax in Irish porcelain 0120
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Feeling like 💩 so I hobbled down the front hill to get some day lily petals for a bright, nutritious roasted beet, flower petal and gorgonzola salad 😋 hopefully these fresh phytonutrients help 0101
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Customers seem to trip over the word "spawn" a bit in the GYO mushroom biz I prefer "inoculum" but that word seems to generate blank stares Should I just force my ND brain to shut up and let them call it "spores" when actual spores are 0% involved in making spawn? Or is the knowledge valuable? 🫠 050
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Went out to a favorite spot last night on the Pemigewasset River and realized I had never noticed this epic giant American Basswood tree Splotches of golden hour light through the canopy illuminating perfect branches in full flower, all I could do was stare 🥹🥰🍃🌳 1110
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Clary sage in full bloom 🥹🪻🙏🩷✨ It smells like heaven and is over 3 ft tall At the beginning of this quote-thread is this the mother plant who made the seeds for this one in 2024 🤓🌱 0120
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Me realizing the list of people I find annoying automatically invalidates itself by sheer volume and makes me the problem 🤭static.klipy.comLeslie Jordan Says Well, ShitAlt: Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit 150
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Okay - it's almost time 🥹🌿🤍 This one is *huge* and I didn't even know they could get this big, check out this chonk of flower spike just getting started 190
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Everyone: You *never* want to leave your house?? Me: 3140
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Morning dew on datura innoxia in my new Moon garden 💮🌜 The beetles were enchanted with it too 🪲✨ 1142
Reposted by the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The witch knows where the land growls. She knows the places where tension between surface and below is an engine of feral fear. Every fluid threshold she tracks is a teacher of magics. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #WitchSky 119628
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 15/06/2026If nothing else, it's now easier to discern who will look past and make excuses for the p€dophile r@pists in their family / social group / workplace Because sadly fam, it's all happening in our neighborhoods and action will be required from all of us if it's going to stopstatic.klipy.comBuffy Summers' Intense GlareAlt: Buffy Summers' Intense Glare 0110
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 14/06/2026In the best relationships (including self), there is a free giving and receiving of the finest gifts - Gratitude, empathy, honest feedback, and repair Gifts of the Spirit, to the Spirit 🖤🌑 🍓Happy New Moon, witches 0193
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Not me making an 80 lb concrete Moon path stone for my garden with only half a plan on how to get it off the table and up the hill to its spot 🤪🌝🖤 0110
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 11/06/2026All of the messed up media in the world can't take away my reality ✨ 0121
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hey, live your life But could you do it way tf over there and maybe put on headphones 0122
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Going out braless as a big titty middle age woman is important to society Because writing a mental opinion column about the body parts of someone old enough to be your mother is a hilarious step on the path to understanding that you're the problem 190
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Morning 1 of my little dooryard potager after planting yesterday 🌱 Central indeterminate heirloom tomato tripod surrounded by garlic stockade, kitchen herbs, annual cutting flowers, and 3 red-flowered pole beans ❤️ I can't wait to see it in 30 days 🥹💚🌿 1180
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 30/05/2026You don't really get to complain about data centers and call yourself an environmentalist while using AI for inane tasks *You* are helping trash the towns and sicken the people in the news stories by using the product fam sns 080
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 29/05/2026We exist in a field of infinite and unlimited creative potential with a constantly active, easy-to-use natural cause and effect guidance system ✨💋🦋 Every attempt is being made to make you forget, even though there is no such thing as existence outside it ⏳👁️ Now you go have a nice Friday ok? 🤗 0162
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 24/05/2026PSA for anyone who failed to uptake this information multiple times like I did: Persons or groups specifying "no drama" are drama incarnate Non-dramatic people quietly protect their peace ✌️ 🦋 1120
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It's always been the Age of Aquarius for Aquarius Risings ♒ 050
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Genetics-based medicine and supplementing for deficiencies not fixable with food saved me from daily pain and mental illness Everyone deserves this kind of care and it's right around the corner - because it's less expensive than treating decades of chronic disease and the old system is breaking 🧬 280
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 21/05/2026It's not impossible or even that difficult to break societal norms on a planetary scale without being rich or famous Real culture, not the false reflection that comes out of screens, is built from choices - one individual at a time 🩵 0120
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I'm old and there are almost 8 and a half billion people on Earth, some of whom are lovely humans Second chances with me are not a thing at this point, I believed you when you told me who you were the first time 😘😘 0162
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 14/05/2026...The location of my ramps patch? Not at gunpoint, not while burning at the stake 😉 1100
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 12/05/2026While decorating, asking husbands/ male partners "Do you like this?" is rarely going to get an honest response due to programming Instead ask *if* they want to add some masculine design touches that reflect their style. Even if they say no, the "she actually cares what I think" glow is real 💘💡😘 2110
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 11/05/2026You made your choice, *I* definitely won't be losing any sleep over it 😘 060
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 02/05/2026On day 3 of eating 7 cups of vegetables (up to 2 can be fruit) before eating anything else, and the first 2 days felt so good that I skipped a maple cinnamon roll my hubby brought me for breakfast to have a bowl of ginger roasted butternut squash, mushrooms and spinach 🤯🥬🍄🟫🫚 3 cups down ✅ 290
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 02/05/2026A facefull of asafoetida fumes *should* make one cough/gag/recoil in horror, but it makes me say "Mmmmm" 🖤#witchskymedia.tenor.coma girl in a white dress is standing next to a pot of fireAlt: A cartoon anime woman in a peasant dress stirring a steaming cauldron over flames 1100
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Instead of a princess dress and mommy's lipstick, give little girls the knowledge that they are actually demon hunters, and some of the human race's most powerful beings 🖤💎⚔️🧿🔥 3141
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 22/04/2026What if our dreams, visions, deja vu etc. are us running around witnessing infinite probability and closing timelines so they *won't* come to be in material reality 😏 1110
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Would you like a pineapple basil fizzy lemonade? Sweet basil or Thai? 🥤😋 150
the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜 @theoldmaiden.bsky.social · 17/04/2026One thing I will never get used to about New England is the mass cry-fest every time a single drop of precipitation falls We're still in a drought if you all could look past your own nose for a few minutes It might be time for another several-years long vacay from talking to people 🥲⛈️😹 0131