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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 03/10/2026

I love this poem so much. I even made a plaque of it.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 03/10/2026

Um... what? I KNOW this MF didn't just text me.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 03/10/2026

Domain expansion: Drunken Master Solved today's Wordle whilst turnt.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 02/10/2026

I realize now that I mentioned George a couple nights ago, but didn't share his picture... so, here he is. He's a King Eroica built in 1975 in Cleveland. He's totally stock, except for the removable bell and the brushed finish, and plays better than any horn I've ever owned.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 01/10/2026

I have to shit in a box... boy, I feel bad for whomever has to open it.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 30/09/2026

Current cortisol level: -1,000,000

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 28/09/2026

One of my boys sensed my discomfort, and has come to sit with me.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 27/09/2026

Scamp has come a long way... a month ago, he couldn't look at me without cowering. Now, he won't let me out of his sight.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 22/09/2026

This Cleveland Jr. looking mf has the unmitigated gall to call Mayor Mamdani and millions of registered voters in NYC "wackjobs," but balks at anyone who would dare question the lucidity of Trump. He better sleep with one eye open in NYC now... being that they're crazy and all according to him 🤣

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 18/09/2026

Who needs lip plumper when an hour of horn playing does even better... and you even feel better all over... and it's free!! (Assuming you have one)

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 17/09/2026

This is Scamp. My 'lil fella. He's smol, skittish, but so sweet. He decided that he was going to spend the day with me today... this is how it went.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 16/09/2026

Kash, what about the bestiality? You never answered the question for Mr. Kennedy...

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 12/09/2026

Or a moderinized, slabified one these?

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 11/09/2026

I may or may not have an obsession...

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 09/09/2026

Rucker was waiting for me when I got home from orchestra rehearsal...

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 05/09/2026

Weird... I have lived in Maryland for almost the entirety of my life, come from the southern end of it; however, I sound like I'm from Connecticut (and yes, I do slightly separate the T). I guess that's why people in my home state think I'm uppity...

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 03/09/2026

It's very ew outside right now...

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 01/09/2026

Scamp is so adorable... he's also super skittish. I am determined to turn him into a love bug, though.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 31/08/2026

Fucking #Google got out the knee pads and the jeweler's loupe to suck Trump's micropenis... ISTFG, I can't with them.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 30/08/2026

In case you were wondering how musical instruments learn to make sounds... they go to class like everyone else...

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 28/08/2026

I generally don't fight on the Terminid front, but doing so for the MO today. As a solo diver who mostly dives bots, this is a staggeringly high kill count for me. #Helldivers2

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 27/08/2026

Huh... well, glad to see Google hasn't lost their senses.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 25/08/2026

... and here is Chester with Scamp. Chester is an instigator.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 25/08/2026

This is Scamp... he's one of the new babies. He reminds me of Dewey from Malcom in the Middle. He's just a lil fella. He's also a master biscuit maker.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 25/08/2026

Not the color I'd pick for myself, but it nailed me.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 23/08/2026

In other news, I love my baby boy...

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 23/08/2026

I only "lived" in WV because I went to WVU a bit before coming home and finishing in-state... I need to get out more.

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 23/08/2026

Just a few more from the Guinness tour and tasting. For $24 per person, it's a really good time!

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 22/08/2026

Currently sweating my flat ass off... that's okay... there's plenty to drink here!

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 22/08/2026

Even the AI agent is telling me to go to bed now... I'm so cooked. 😭

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 22/08/2026

Took this the other day for a friend... was just thinking of it now. I'm getting old, but I'm aging well. Yeah, I'm going bald and I honestly don't give a fuck anymore. I got plenty of hair everywhere else. I'm really looking forward to the next 30-40 years...