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anOldBadger

@theoldbadger.me
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A late-comer to the LGBTQ+ community, but at least I made it. A bipolar, AuDHD badger between Baltimore and Philly trying to wrap his tiny brain around the world and everyone in it. (There may be NSFW content, so beware) www.theoldbadger.me

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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 9h
Yesterday, one of the kittens destroyed a little Christmas tree that I 3D printed a couple of years ago with a hack. I really liked having it on my desk as a reminder of what can be achieved with out of the box thinking...
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 20h
Current cortisol level: -1,000,000
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 29/09/2026
The Cornell thing just further reinforces my firm belief that all Ivies are fucking awful places that breed awful people.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 29/09/2026
Nothing like having to start my day with a minor panic attack because developers don't look at documentation with a critical eye.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 28/09/2026
I'm sad that I had to hide my Telegram handle on Barq, but there was just too much bot spam. I guess if someone wants to contact me, they'll have to find me elsewhere or just use the Barq DMs 😭
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 28/09/2026
Mrs. B's car is down. The coolant leak is back. Now I have to play chauffeur for everyone this week, just as gas approaches $5/gal. I am tiring of this world. I am weary from this life. I will continue, however, because people depend on me...
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 28/09/2026
The last time a public figure said "let them eat cake," it didn't end well for her. One can only hope the same might happen soon to some public officials...
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 28/09/2026
One of my boys sensed my discomfort, and has come to sit with me.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 28/09/2026
My wife turned on The Backrooms... I am very uncomfortable right now.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 27/09/2026
Scamp has come a long way... a month ago, he couldn't look at me without cowering. Now, he won't let me out of his sight.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 27/09/2026
Protein pancakes with a little ricotta mixed in hit so good this morning. Of course, plenty of butter and a drizzle of syrup helped.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 27/09/2026
Gloomy, rainy morning. Bed is warm and soft. I am wrapped up in the covers. Happy.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 26/09/2026
I never appreciated how abysmally slow Starbucks' Wi-Fi is until just now. I'm installing a nodejs project that took maybe a minute at home... here, it's going on at least 8 minutes. I'd change to my phone's hotspot, but I don't want to mess up the installation.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 26/09/2026
Kitten cuddle time...
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 26/09/2026
I just hit a spate of diaper kink posts on my Discover feed. What the hell, Bluesky? I have repeatedly indicated I didn't want to see things like that, but you then binge it for me?? (Not kink shaming, it's just not my cup of tea)
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 26/09/2026
Quietly sipping my old fashioned and singing "Why don't we get drunk and screw" in my head. Wishful thinking.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I dislike English... Wordle 1924 5/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 25/09/2026
If the government has the money to make bullshit propaganda ads and pay for the airtime, then I don't need to pay for my fucking federal loans. I'm absolutely certain that the nation has reaped a greater economic benefit from my education than what those lame ass ads have.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 25/09/2026
We are so great right now... 😏
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 25/09/2026
ADHD thoughts: "If it's foggy outside, and the windows are open, will it get foggy inside the house?" Credit: my kid
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 24/09/2026
I wish there was a cuddle buddy nearby... would love to snuggle up and get comfy with someone for a few hours.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 24/09/2026
It's so lovely outside. I wish I had a hammock stand for my camping hammock. Absolutely perfect swinging weather.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 24/09/2026
Born to frolic, forced to wear human suit and do human things...
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Robert E Fuller: Cute Badger in the Wild
ALT: Robert E Fuller: Cute Badger in the Wild
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 24/09/2026
Tommy needs to go take an extended dip in the Gulf... perhaps with some cinder blocks attached to his ankles. Seriously?? In the U.S. Senate?? Man, you can fuck right off with that shit. Alabama, you're hoeing us out so bad with this loser. youtube.com/shorts/F6SC1...
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This is real life.
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 24/09/2026
The patience of Job is showing for me today. I am working on a project that has literally been running for most of the year. I was dragged on to it in July. I have been blocked at every stage by the inaction of others.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 24/09/2026
It is time...
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 24/09/2026
Soooooo... are we going do anything about this?? youtube.com/shorts/yuXl3...
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The White House is now in violation of a court order.
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 23/09/2026
So, is everyone going to update their profiles to change AI to SI now, or are we all cool with the term "Super Intelligence?"
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Dog's Amusing Smile
ALT: Dog's Amusing Smile
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 22/09/2026
It's cool and rainy here in the Mid-Atlantic states... perfect cuddle weather, if you can get em. I'll just burrow under the covers alone and squeeze my plushies tonight, I guess.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 22/09/2026
The only thing this mf is going to annihilate is a damned diaper... www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump tells U.N. he could ‘annihilate’ Iran but expects a deal after the midterm elections
The president defended the war with Iran, now in its seventh month, as necessary to stop the nation’s nuclear program in remarks before world leaders.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 22/09/2026
This Cleveland Jr. looking mf has the unmitigated gall to call Mayor Mamdani and millions of registered voters in NYC "wackjobs," but balks at anyone who would dare question the lucidity of Trump. He better sleep with one eye open in NYC now... being that they're crazy and all according to him 🤣
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 20/09/2026
Gods, I need to be cuddled in the worst way. Why is it so hard to find a cuddle buddy?
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 20/09/2026
A palate cleanser for the week... youtube.com/shorts/VM0fQ...
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I love this
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 19/09/2026
We can't let this happen... not enough noise is being made about it. Regardless of how you may feel about these outlets, THIS IS WRONG. This is how democracy dies, people. youtu.be/U9zwYkxcqkc
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Trump KICKS THEM OUT…
YouTube video by Adam Mockler
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 19/09/2026
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Soldier Says I'm Doing My Part
ALT: Soldier Says I'm Doing My Part
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 19/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times in a GIF:
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Full Metal Jacket - Born To Kill Helmet
Alt: Full Metal Jacket - Born To Kill Helmet Private Pyle looking down as the camera pulls out. He is wearing a pin with a peace symbol, and his helmet has "born to kill" written on the front.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 19/09/2026
What if... the latest "AI is going to kill us soon" hype is really just a distraction from the fact that the world is absolutely falling apart because of stupid men with tiny dicks over-compensating for their shortcomings (or raging against their latent homosexuality)? Just thinking out loud again.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 19/09/2026
The fucking back to school bug might have bitten me. Woke up with a slightly stuffy nostril. I flushed it, gargled with Listerine and have been chugging water. I will get Zicam this morning. Fucking gross ah public schools, human children, and their germs. I can't be sick right now.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 19/09/2026
I think Mrs. B has really made peace with my sexuality... she was asking if we're going to go to Pride events someday, because she wants to make a t-shirt that says "I'm not gay, but my husband is." Yeah, she's got a sense of humor.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 18/09/2026
Who needs lip plumper when an hour of horn playing does even better... and you even feel better all over... and it's free!! (Assuming you have one)
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 18/09/2026
I think that at this point, Donald Trump should be labeled an enemy of the state. Anyone associated with him should also carry this label. Anyone who still supports him should be branded as traitors, and anyone who voted for him should counted as aiding and abetting a criminal.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 17/09/2026
I feel strangely validated by this... wish I could find more like-minded creatures to commune with.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 17/09/2026
Really getting fed up with all of the non-technical requirements of just being able to add a simple class and service definition for something. I've been waiting weeks now for something that's going to take me an afternoon to complete.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 17/09/2026
Damn, no Adam Mockler on NewsNight this evening with Scott Jennings on the panel. I really want to see Adam clown him again to the point he blows up... it's so lovely to see him laid low by a guy that's probably young enough to be his kid.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 17/09/2026
I wish that there was a way for us to simply expel all 435 members of Congress, and start over with a clean slate, reduced perks, and strict term limits. Now, they basically make $15K a month, plus benefits, plus expenses, plus a litany of perks. Mike Johnson just gave them a six-week vacation.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 17/09/2026
This is Scamp. My 'lil fella. He's smol, skittish, but so sweet. He decided that he was going to spend the day with me today... this is how it went.
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 16/09/2026
Kash, what about the bestiality? You never answered the question for Mr. Kennedy...
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 16/09/2026
This is not my country anymore... it's something else. I feel like I'm stuck in a place that is actively working to force conformity and compliance, and it's no longer the land of the free or the home of the brave. youtube.com/shorts/6a-O1...
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NEWS: Two US Teens Planning to Enlist in Marines Claim to Have Been Assaulted by ICE Agents.
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 15/09/2026
When telling my therapist about something that happened in my past, he responds with "that's fucked." I immediately then try to reframe it to take blame off of family members, because I can't stand the idea of them being made out as the bad guy. Am I cooked, chat?
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anOldBadger @theoldbadger.me · 15/09/2026
Watching squirrels running around this morning makes me wish I had a squirrelfriend. The little hops, scampers, and the twitchy fluffy tails are just so adorable. Would definitely love to give one a loving squeeze.
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