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Jason, the Okayest Painter

@theokayestpainter.bsky.social
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I paint pretty OK minis. I was on some podcasts a while back. Did a couple webseries. Have a blog I need to update at okaytabletop.com.

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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just ordered this and will be waiting by the mailbox until it ships in February: outkast.com/products/atl...
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ATL Icons Apron
OUTKAST x WAFFLE HOUSE COLLABBlack canvas apron featuring pinstripe detail with OUTKAST x WAFFLE HOUSE designs printed on the front. *This item is preorder, expected to ship on or around February 26, ...
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA
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Zach Gaskins (spooky holiday skin variant) @bigheadzach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tired: "NotAll". Wired: "TooMany". There, I've stated my position. I do all the assaulting I want and that amount will forever be ZERO.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First rank of Human Linebreakers for #Oathmark done. Just need to tidy up the bases.
a row of five brightly painted Landsknecht soldiers wielding zweihanders
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dog: *Begging for his treat ball at 10AM* Me: You're not getting treats yet, you already had breakfast. My dog: we've had one, yes. What about Second Breakfast?
A white and brown floppy eared dog in mid blep
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If *every podcast ever* could please stop with all the GODDAMN AI SLOP in their thumbnails, that would be great. Just use your logo like God intended. Because if I see AI slop, I'm unsubscribing.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Catachan is old enough to have a wife, two kids, a mortgage, and have gone through at least three cars and now drives a Honda Odyssey. #GW #Minipainting #40k
A catachan jungle fighter from around 1999.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't know why we kept making commercials after this:
youtu.be
Whoa, Robert Loggia!
YouTube video by Deadmaker46135
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've tried to teach myself Python several times over the years and it's never taken but I think it's because I didn't have a problem I could solve with it. Until I decided I needed something to help organize and track my pile of potential...
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is it just me or is John Cena looking a lot like Jim Varney lately?
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My two favorite wargaming themes are The Church Militant and The Undead Horde. But I still bounce off WarZone's Brotherhood and GW's Sisters of Battle. I contain multitudes.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I keep watching this pot and it just won't boil
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love it when I get a ticket that just looks like the client googling their problem.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More proof we live in a simulation: I had the thought-- just the thought, mind-- that my Spotify DJ hadn't played Doechii in quite some time and the second I click it what does it queue up? DENIAL IS A RIVER. I don't even know anymore.
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Doechii Music Video
ALT: Doechii Music Video
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The sacrifices I make to get that one perfect shot:
A cat
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They say things haven't been the same since we lost Bowie but I think things really started going to shit when we lost Left-Eye.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I want to make things, and I want to sell those things, but I don't know where or how. The things are candles and wood items. Craft fairs? Art shows? I do not know.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That was either a branch falling or a Sasquatch. Probably a Sasquatch.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Man, that JK Rowling is a GIGANTIC piece of shit.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit to Anchorhead and have its memory erased.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Thunder Cats: Lion-O's Sword of Omens Transformation
Alt: Thunder Cats: Lion-O's Sword of Omens Transformation
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I feel we've seen enough of the Githyanki, tbh.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just working on this guy for 5 Leagues, or Oathmark, or maybe Dungeon Dwellers RPG #ReaperMinis #Necromancer #Nerdlings
A necromancer mini
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just finished Take the Fall by @tessfowler.bsky.social & @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social and I am going to have to sit with it for a minute. It is an outstanding and powerful read.
The hardcover version of Take the Fall by Tess Fowler.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Current mood: Janis Joplin when she goes on that long weird rant in the middle of "Ball and Chain"
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One of the most pernicious fallacies pushed upon us in the last 20 years was that we needed to treat everything everyone says everywhere with the weight and dignity of Moses stepping off Sinai when in reality that is not true at all and a lot of what people say is actually incredibly stupid.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I like how this clickbait YouTube video was "HOW WE MADE 800K IN A MONTH" and the answer was "by running a successful business." No get rich quick scheme, no side hustle course to sell, just "we have a specific business plan and put in the work." Love it.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wolfguard Battle Leader that's been sitting half-painted since Adepticon. Still a WIP but tabletop ready at least.
Wolf guard battle leade
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
THAT'S NOT IN THE ODYSSEY! YOU GOT THE WRONG EPIC!
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wicked would have been better without all the fucking singing.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Man, JK Rowling is a real piece of shit.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Youtuber I've watched and enjoyed for years: "According to official footage recent released by the United States Department of War--" Immediately clicks off video, unsubscribes, will never watch again.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm bringing Hwæt back. #Beowulf #WeGardenaInGeardagum
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I do not think I will be seeing #Obsession because from everything I can see it just looks like they made a movie about my shitty ex. I'd attach an unflattering pic I just found of her while cleaning out my phone but that's mean. You'd get it if I did tho.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One thing I don't think Americans are ready to grapple with is how much of our culture and identity depends on not breaking kayfabe.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@awholedamntown.bsky.social are you seeing this shit
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Man, the Monkees were pretty fuckin cool
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I should probably get back into Muay Thai... #martialarts #IRLMonkTraining
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think part of the reason we're in this mess is because people with awful opinions managed to convince people with good ones that their bad opinions deserve the same solemn consideration as good ones when we should have been telling them to sit down and shut up while grown folks is talkin'.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Places not used to hot weather are undergoing a severe heat wave and you know what I don't see? People from normally hot places busting on them for not knowing how to handle it. But every time an ice storm hits Atlanta it's a punchline.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
After twenty years of being the guy that answers tickets I really should be in charge of the guys answering tickets. Guess I need to start looking for tech meetups.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It can be complicated, but that's what it means to be human, I suppose.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
drinking too much beer, eating too many pot stickers, and painting too many minis not a bad saturday i guess
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What it comes down to is that the most miserable people in the world won, and it only made them more miserable (because it didn't result in being liked), and now they're trying to make us all as miserable as they are. I refuse.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I feel like if 10 people are deciding whether to kick a puppy, and 2 vote kick, 1 votes not, and 7 would vote not but don't vote because the puppy is not housebroken, then those 7 people are to blame for the puppy getting kicked. If you can stop something but don't you may as well have done it.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Masters of the Universe was absolutely unhinged in the best possible way and the most ri-goddamn-diculous thing I have ever seen. I loved everything about it.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Idea for Marvel: a mutant with two asses.
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