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Jason, the Okayest Painter

@theokayestpainter.bsky.social
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I paint pretty OK minis. I was on some podcasts a while back. Did a couple webseries. Have a blog I need to update at okaytabletop.com.

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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*here on. Bluh edit button when?
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That is a weird and stupid hill to die on her on Al Gore's very own internet. Cat girls. Like, classic 80s cat girls. What a weird thing to be offended about.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know that has to be AI because Marsha's hair don't look like it froze and busted.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seems like the Dems are telling the GOP they're not left-handed, either.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They deserve to be forgotten.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Crunch Buttsteak
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I see a little silhouetto of a box Scaramouche, Scaramouche, gonna go in my army
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cats sure are weird little gremlins.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They really are. I'm working on some now and having a blast. 😄
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hetfield's always been kinda low-key RW, tbh.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Spacenam? 😄
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm sorry to hear that. Hoping for the best for you guys.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OK? It's still owned by Elon Musk and I refuse to support that dork-ass loser.
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Taylor Swift Makes Loser Sign
ALT: Taylor Swift Makes Loser Sign
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Similar to yet legally distinct from Catachan Jungle fighters: Wargames Atlantic's Spacenam figures. These guys are fun, extremely detailed, and paint up like a dream. Gonna see some use in #5Parsecs and #OnePageRules.
Wargames Atlantic Spacenam figuresWargames Atlantic Spacenam figures
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well it's about damn time I get some of the failing upward I keep hearing so much about.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Moe Szyslac
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
ALT: The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She looks like the sister in Pet Semetery. 😐
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She looks like Patricia Tallman turned into the Babadook.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am sorry to hear that. Sending empathry from across the Atlantic.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IMEF Marine from the very first Reaper Bones Kickstarter. The plastic is soft and a bit mushy, but the paint job does a lot of heavy lifting. Will be using him for 5 Parsecs and maybe some OPR. #MiniPainting #ReaperMini #Wargaming #5ParsecsFromHome
IMEF Marine figure from Reaper painted in drab green armor with a red gun casing
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I'm pretty sure ours is the mirror universe, tbh."
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cosigning. The key was unions. Without that protection it isn't the career it used to be, unless you're very specialized.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dad was a welder. I did everything he could to ensure I didn't have to be a welder. After twenty years in tech I wish I had been a welder. 🫤
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah I'm not calling it that.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Hey, did you finish that painting of the Taming of Smeagol?" "Sure did! Made it real fuckin sexy, too; just like you asked."
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just ordered this and will be waiting by the mailbox until it ships in February: outkast.com/products/atl...
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ATL Icons Apron
OUTKAST x WAFFLE HOUSE COLLABBlack canvas apron featuring pinstripe detail with OUTKAST x WAFFLE HOUSE designs printed on the front. *This item is preorder, expected to ship on or around February 26, ...
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everett True 2028
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Chelsea Peretti: How Was I Supposed To Know?
ALT: Chelsea Peretti: How Was I Supposed To Know?
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is an anti American opinion.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Definitely a weirdo.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A hit dog hollers, as Granny used to say.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like "Senator DipSchmitt."
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA
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Zach Gaskins (spooky holiday skin variant) @bigheadzach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tired: "NotAll". Wired: "TooMany". There, I've stated my position. I do all the assaulting I want and that amount will forever be ZERO.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First rank of Human Linebreakers for #Oathmark done. Just need to tidy up the bases.
a row of five brightly painted Landsknecht soldiers wielding zweihanders
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you have heard any of the pop country that came out of Nashville in the 90s you have pretty much heard this song. It's a very 90s throwback, and not in an interesting way. You're not missing much, and it's very weird that they're making this a hill to die on.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dog: *Begging for his treat ball at 10AM* Me: You're not getting treats yet, you already had breakfast. My dog: we've had one, yes. What about Second Breakfast?
A white and brown floppy eared dog in mid blep
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spotify has served this up to me, but I have never listened to it in its entirety, because I could tell from the first few bars it was no better than the derivative dreck from the 90s it was desperately trying to emulate.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well he certainly looks like Uncle Daddy and Aunt Mama were standing in the shallow end of the gene pool when they conceived him. Yikes. That boy is just eat up with ugly.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whatever, Grover Dill.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am just some rando on the internet, but I wish you the best and have enjoyed following.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Boy I Really Hope Somebody Got Fired For That Under Nerd
ALT: Boy I Really Hope Somebody Got Fired For That Under Nerd
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also it's just "Old" English. There's no E on the end. Fired, blunder, etc.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Um... what? Surely they mean Early Modern English, which is the language Shakespeare wrote in and his contemporaneous characters would have spoken. Boy I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We even ran into it with Star Command. Our first "season" were more stand alone Original Series style episodes, while the next was more like a modern prestige series: everything moved one plot forward, more like a movie. I prefer the older style, tbh.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trek is a good example; DS9 had the Dominion war, but it also had one and done episodes during that. Now, everything would be in furtherance of the Dominion War plot; we'd get In the Pale Moonlight but might miss Little Green Men or Bar Association.
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