the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 25/07/2025It’s tough being the coolest softball dad at the park today… but it’s the cross I bear 🤷♂️ 020
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I try to make every cheeseburger I cook look like Ralph Fiennes’ burger in the movie The Menu… 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all that celebrate… 🎉🎉media.tenor.coma man sitting at a table with a baseball mask on his faceALT: a man sitting at a table with a baseball mask on his face 000
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Hey @megaran.com - congrats on the new album, man! It’s incredible. It bums me out that my kids are all grown up now, but I’ll definitely share with my nephews and such. Dino Stomp is my fave on the album. Why do people leave? brought a couple of tears out tho. Well done… amazing work. 100
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Justin Willman is amazing. Everything he does never disappoints. 000
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 24/06/2025We’ve been trying to plant as many natives around our house as possible the last couple of years. It’s been very fulfilling, actually! 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 14/06/2025How do you NOT appreciate that in any capacity, much less seeing it live. Holy hell. 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025My better half received her Master’s Degree in Public Health today from Oregon State 🥹🥹🥹 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025At some point we have to hit a tipping point with this bullshit administration… right? 000
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I wish. I couldn’t get a word in at all. There was a laser fucking light show happening from his mic, Collin! 100
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025In my uber right now, the driver is trying out his tight 5 min set of comedy on us… he pulled out a microphone and everything. While driving. This is batshit insane 211
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Sitting at the airport waiting for my flight, and I see a couple of pilots just milling about, hanging out by themselves, all alone. God damn Nathan Fielder for making me think about this way too hard. 100
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Yeah, he was a handful. I bet he’s a delight at parties. 021
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I’ve never wanted to jam a chopstick into my my ear as badly as I do right now. Guy’s new topic: Jk Simmons voicing the yellow m&m. He’s been talking about it for 5 min now 000
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Even more topics: - he works in automotive - he gets a company car - he loves hot spotting from his company phone for his gaming consoles while on the road - the cost of video games at Costco compared to other stores - still more Pokemon scalper vile 110
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Other topics: - how often he’s on the treadmill - stadium concerts sound awful - but if he went to a stadium concert, he wants it to be Rammstein - he doesn’t understand why his daughter likes Taylor Swift - more pokemon scalper hate - his nipples being hard from being cold 200
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Murmurs of the Best Buy system going down, or at least not working like it should. Uh oh. 000
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The guy behind me in line has so far talked about: - how he makes his own schedule for his job - how much he travels - how he shredded his knee playing HS football - Pokemon card scalpers - his Costco membership - not needing his military benefits - his “buddy” - did I mention Pokémon scalpers? 110
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I’m still in line (portland)… thinking about taking the day off tomorrow as well, or at least the morning, just to recover from the *standing* 000
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Still in line at Best Buy. Listening to people talk to fill boredom in this line is the exact reason why I’m an introvert. Holy shit, some people just love to hear their own voices. 020
Reposted by the noyseMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read. 6538101382
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I think Nintendo has another hit on their hands based on these insanely long lines at Best Buy tonight to pick up the Switch 2. Great sign for sure! 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Half of the haul today. The ponds in the yards about to get a makeover this weekend. 000
Reposted by the noyseAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/05/2025Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people. 14693154192
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025The parent (taking care of the rest of the group lol) 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Erik might be the best character in the whole franchise, no joke. He was awesome. 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025“…I just could not imagine the scenario where I’d have to prove that I bought a donut” 110
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Bloodlines was better than it had any right to be. What a fun movie. 110
Reposted by the noyseaustin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Fourteen Thousand. The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world. 1535472299
Reposted by the noyseMicah @rincewind.run · 17/05/2025your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow 146115865529
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Pro wrestling is fucking cool. Full stop. Ready for another great night with @wrestleprestige.bsky.social 🤘 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Shameless plug: I have a podcast called “the castle vault” - all about stuff you’d find in Disney plus. We’re family friendly and keep everything as positive as possible. Not everyone’s vibe but just tossing it out there 🫡 010
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Welp, I like you even more now knowing you’re a wrestling fan - or at least interested in it!!! I’m sorry I can’t vote for you but I’ll definitely keep supporting! 040
Reposted by the noyseRaven Oak @ravenoak.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights 65145074000
the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Watching it might actually make everyone a little more crazy though, so I’m not sure that’s the strat… I still can’t believe that milk scene happened so casually 😳 010