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@thenoyse.bsky.social
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“I’ve got a lot to teach, but even more to learn…” - atmosphere

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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It’s tough being the coolest softball dad at the park today… but it’s the cross I bear 🤷‍♂️
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
blackberries.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I try to make every cheeseburger I cook look like Ralph Fiennes’ burger in the movie The Menu…
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all that celebrate… 🎉🎉
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hey @megaran.com - congrats on the new album, man! It’s incredible. It bums me out that my kids are all grown up now, but I’ll definitely share with my nephews and such. Dino Stomp is my fave on the album. Why do people leave? brought a couple of tears out tho. Well done… amazing work.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Justin Willman is amazing. Everything he does never disappoints.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
We’ve been trying to plant as many natives around our house as possible the last couple of years. It’s been very fulfilling, actually!
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
How do you NOT appreciate that in any capacity, much less seeing it live. Holy hell.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Marshawn is a damn good answer (Rams fan here)
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
My better half received her Master’s Degree in Public Health today from Oregon State 🥹🥹🥹
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
At some point we have to hit a tipping point with this bullshit administration… right?
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Sup! What’s the dill?
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I wish. I couldn’t get a word in at all. There was a laser fucking light show happening from his mic, Collin!
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This might be my villain origin story, honestly
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
In my uber right now, the driver is trying out his tight 5 min set of comedy on us… he pulled out a microphone and everything. While driving. This is batshit insane
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Also… see ya, PDX!
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Sitting at the airport waiting for my flight, and I see a couple of pilots just milling about, hanging out by themselves, all alone. God damn Nathan Fielder for making me think about this way too hard.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It’s pretty great. You need it for sure.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Yeah, he was a handful. I bet he’s a delight at parties.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’ve never wanted to jam a chopstick into my my ear as badly as I do right now. Guy’s new topic: Jk Simmons voicing the yellow m&m. He’s been talking about it for 5 min now
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Even more topics: - he works in automotive - he gets a company car - he loves hot spotting from his company phone for his gaming consoles while on the road - the cost of video games at Costco compared to other stores - still more Pokemon scalper vile
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Other topics: - how often he’s on the treadmill - stadium concerts sound awful - but if he went to a stadium concert, he wants it to be Rammstein - he doesn’t understand why his daughter likes Taylor Swift - more pokemon scalper hate - his nipples being hard from being cold
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Murmurs of the Best Buy system going down, or at least not working like it should. Uh oh.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The guy behind me in line has so far talked about: - how he makes his own schedule for his job - how much he travels - how he shredded his knee playing HS football - Pokemon card scalpers - his Costco membership - not needing his military benefits - his “buddy” - did I mention Pokémon scalpers?
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m still in line (portland)… thinking about taking the day off tomorrow as well, or at least the morning, just to recover from the *standing*
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Still in line at Best Buy. Listening to people talk to fill boredom in this line is the exact reason why I’m an introvert. Holy shit, some people just love to hear their own voices.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Awesome!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.
Notecard by a homeless person expressing what object was most devastating to lose: Dentures were thrown away and coping isn’t something I can do. It’s made me feel ugly, unworthy, can’t go get a job with no teeth. So how can get off the streets until another pair can be made?
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
My lines are easily 200+ on both sides. Crazy.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I think Nintendo has another hit on their hands based on these insanely long lines at Best Buy tonight to pick up the Switch 2. Great sign for sure!
Long line outside of Best Buy for the release of the Switch 2
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I’ve been planning since last year’s Halloween 🎃👻
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Nathan Fielder is a goddamn psychopath.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Half of the haul today. The ponds in the yards about to get a makeover this weekend.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/05/2025
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The parent (taking care of the rest of the group lol)
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I miss him so much. What a treasure.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Hell yeah 🤘
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Erik might be the best character in the whole franchise, no joke. He was awesome.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
“…I just could not imagine the scenario where I’d have to prove that I bought a donut”
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Bloodlines was better than it had any right to be. What a fun movie.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Fourteen Thousand. The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
sza and kendrick last night in seattle…
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/05/2025
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Pro wrestling is fucking cool. Full stop. Ready for another great night with @wrestleprestige.bsky.social 🤘
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Shameless plug: I have a podcast called “the castle vault” - all about stuff you’d find in Disney plus. We’re family friendly and keep everything as positive as possible. Not everyone’s vibe but just tossing it out there 🫡
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Welp, I like you even more now knowing you’re a wrestling fan - or at least interested in it!!! I’m sorry I can’t vote for you but I’ll definitely keep supporting!
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It was a blast, as expected!!
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Raven Oak @ravenoak.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Father Nathan Monk posted on Facebook a message. This is a screenshot of the message, which says, "You are about to watch the whole world respect a chosen name. It's that easy."
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is a good post.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Watching it might actually make everyone a little more crazy though, so I’m not sure that’s the strat… I still can’t believe that milk scene happened so casually 😳
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