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“I’ve got a lot to teach, but even more to learn…” - atmosphere

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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It’s tough being the coolest softball dad at the park today… but it’s the cross I bear 🤷‍♂️
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
blackberries.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I try to make every cheeseburger I cook look like Ralph Fiennes’ burger in the movie The Menu…
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all that celebrate… 🎉🎉
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hey @megaran.com - congrats on the new album, man! It’s incredible. It bums me out that my kids are all grown up now, but I’ll definitely share with my nephews and such. Dino Stomp is my fave on the album. Why do people leave? brought a couple of tears out tho. Well done… amazing work.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Justin Willman is amazing. Everything he does never disappoints.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
My better half received her Master’s Degree in Public Health today from Oregon State 🥹🥹🥹
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
At some point we have to hit a tipping point with this bullshit administration… right?
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
In my uber right now, the driver is trying out his tight 5 min set of comedy on us… he pulled out a microphone and everything. While driving. This is batshit insane
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Sitting at the airport waiting for my flight, and I see a couple of pilots just milling about, hanging out by themselves, all alone. God damn Nathan Fielder for making me think about this way too hard.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’ve never wanted to jam a chopstick into my my ear as badly as I do right now. Guy’s new topic: Jk Simmons voicing the yellow m&m. He’s been talking about it for 5 min now
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Murmurs of the Best Buy system going down, or at least not working like it should. Uh oh.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The guy behind me in line has so far talked about: - how he makes his own schedule for his job - how much he travels - how he shredded his knee playing HS football - Pokemon card scalpers - his Costco membership - not needing his military benefits - his “buddy” - did I mention Pokémon scalpers?
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Still in line at Best Buy. Listening to people talk to fill boredom in this line is the exact reason why I’m an introvert. Holy shit, some people just love to hear their own voices.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.
Notecard by a homeless person expressing what object was most devastating to lose: Dentures were thrown away and coping isn’t something I can do. It’s made me feel ugly, unworthy, can’t go get a job with no teeth. So how can get off the streets until another pair can be made?
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I think Nintendo has another hit on their hands based on these insanely long lines at Best Buy tonight to pick up the Switch 2. Great sign for sure!
Long line outside of Best Buy for the release of the Switch 2
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Nathan Fielder is a goddamn psychopath.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Half of the haul today. The ponds in the yards about to get a makeover this weekend.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/05/2025
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Fourteen Thousand. The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
sza and kendrick last night in seattle…
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/05/2025
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Pro wrestling is fucking cool. Full stop. Ready for another great night with @wrestleprestige.bsky.social 🤘
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It was a blast, as expected!!
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Raven Oak @ravenoak.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Father Nathan Monk posted on Facebook a message. This is a screenshot of the message, which says, "You are about to watch the whole world respect a chosen name. It's that easy."
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Turns out, Face Plant is pretty damn good!!! A little bit of a drive from Vancouver, but totally worth it 🤤🌱
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Welp… Thunderbolts* fucking ROCKED.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
There was a rumored mass emergency/shooting in downtown Vancouver this afternoon, that was first spread by Facebook police scanner groups. How do I know about it? Because a handful of coworkers started freaking out because their wives saw facebook posts about it. I quickly jumped into action…
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
@capnmikem.bsky.social gotta say, I love our accent - always have - but the way you pronounce “Oregon” hurts my heart 💔
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Sunday is for thinning out the bamboo forest in the backyard… 🥵
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Saturdays are for moving mulch (and let’s be real, many more days to come)
A pile of mulch in a driveway
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I might be going too hard in Vegas? To the surprise of no one I’m sure. I booked myself like a lunatic the last few days. But hey, still got a day and a half to go! 💅
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
🎯
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
See the movies or don't, read your kids whatever you want, but this self-portrait of a gloating hatemonger is the identity she has chosen.
JK Rowling posing like a smug supervillain on some yacht or villa balcony or something and gloating about the UK Supreme Court's anti-trans decision.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Yo @megaran.com - I was at the Nerd Bar in Vegas on Freemont tonight for the MicroMania show and in the bar they were bumping your music. Never heard your stuff in the wild - it was pretty damn cool.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I need some tattoo therapy.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Did a ton of yard work today - mostly pulling weeds and doing general cleanup from this winter. Felt amazing to be outside and being productive. The yards and the gardens are going to be popping soon enough!
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Roseland XI… let’s go 🤘🌹 @wrestleprestige.bsky.social
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Wild Friday night plans…
The Jurassic Park t-Rex skeleton LEGO set, still in the box
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Marissa Louise NYCC @marissadraws.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Everyone who makes something is amazing. Keep up the good work everyone!!
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Just watched that movie “Y2K”… Yes, the plot is goofy, and it’s less than a horror film as it’s billed to be. But damn, that soundtrack slaps so hard… as a millennial, it was definitely hitting the right spots. I also wanna buy a red Yankees hat again… 🤔
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Family leaving tomorrow for a few days to Arizona. I’m left to tend to the animals, plants, and house. Can’t wait to build so much Lego, eat Thai food, watch shitty horror movies, and MAYBE even hit up Costco if I’m feeling wild.
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This performance will be unthinkably awesome…
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b3blaise.bsky.social @b3blaise.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
520 in tiny Coos Bay, Oregon! Biggest protest ever!
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Not to brag, but… (I’m still in third place in my group, and even if Florida wins like I predicted, the second place person also picked Florida, so I’ll lose by a fraction 🤷‍♂️)
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Vancouver WA showing out today… #handsoff
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Oh, Nintendo… 🥰🥰🥰
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the noyse @thenoyse.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
In two weeks, I’m heading to Vegas for WrestleMania week. I’m going by myself, and I’ve booked like 10 things to do in the few days I’m there. I’m excited for sure, but definitely wish I had a buddy to roll around with and get into good trouble with.
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