Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I started drinking hot tea every night to help with my anxiety and rage. Now I’m anxious, angry, and addicted to Twinings Mango & Pineapple. 160
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Happy October. I have a book out this month, which means my wife and kids are contractually obligated to refer to me as “Matthew Norman, the world’s greatest living novelist.” 170
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/09/2025If you’re reading this, you’re invited! Come hang out on October 14. Per my kids’ demands, there will be snacks. 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Monday again. I dunno. It’s like we’re caught in some kinda loop. 100
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 23/08/2025That guy on the left caught me nature creeping. #birds 🪶 🐦 📸 0100
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Heads up, Baltimore. Leslie Gray Streeter and I are launching GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON at the Ivy Bookshop, and you’re invited! See you there. 🎅🎄📺 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I like to leave my daughter’s student driver sticker on the back of the car when I’m alone and just really let’r rip. 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Your attention please: there’s a downed corgi in my kitchen. 050
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 07/08/2025When I was a kid I thought I’d grow up to have multiple Ferraris. I currently have zero Ferraris. 110
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 05/08/2025GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON is just 70 days away. Preorder today wherever you buy books. 🎅 📺 🎄 120
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Did you know that the Orioles are trying to hurt me specifically? ⚾️ 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I know we have bigger problems than this, but as a country we need to come together and figure out the difference between everyday and every day. 120
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I’m not saying I’m the world’s greatest living novelist. I am, however, saying I’m the greatest living novelist currently in this Applebee’s. (I looked around to make sure.) #booksky 📚 💙 070
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Does it count as “ Party Size” if I eat all the Doritos myself while doom scrolling? 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I beat my daughter convincingly at mini golf tonight but I was totally cool about it and didn’t play the putter guitar or anything. ⛳️ 🎸 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Who would’ve thought that Coldplay would be the ones to, briefly, save us? 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Who else is spinning a little Genesis on a Friday after a few drinks? Anyone? 020
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Maybe the caravan of migrants took the list. #hottake 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I’m on a trip with my 15yo daughter and she keeps calling me bro. It’s sweet? Adorable? Insulting? I dunno. 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/07/2025A “Super Size Me”-like documentary but it’s just me eating açaí bowls with my daughters and rolling my eyes the whole time. “But isn’t it great, dad?!” 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 15/07/2025At dinner with my wife and daughters last night I floated the idea that perhaps Oasis has a moral obligation to be together based on all the joy they’re creating. Nobody responded. Then I realized my entire family was actively ignoring me. 🎸 #dadlife 020
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 14/07/2025People are always talking about going outside. Do they have any idea how many bugs are out there? 020
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I watched the movie Sinners last night and it was so wild and exciting. I love when an artist just freaking goes for it. 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 09/07/2025They should have racecar shopping carts for adults. 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I’ve reached that point of the summer where I’m made up entirely of bug bites. #summer 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Honestly tho it’s nice to see billionaires finally catching a break. #politicalwriter 020
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I’m in NYC for a Mets game but the game got postponed. What should I do instead? (I’m also accepting wrong answers.) 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 30/06/2025My wife just got visibly angry with me because I used too much of her “good” sunscreen. 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I’ll be in NYC next week and I’m looking for a dinner recommendation. Red Lobster or Applebee’s? 020
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Why is nobody talking about how the sun is attacking us? #news 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Fun fact about me: I have never once typed “couch” without first typing and then deleting “coach.” #worldsgreatestlivingwriter 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I always imagine him saying “Excccellent” over and over while he eats. #birds 🪶 62209
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 21/06/2025It’d be cool if precedented things started happening more. 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Men’s Health should do a feature on dudes in their 40s who are just kinda mid. How do I do it? 3 half-assed workouts a week and I try to pump the brakes a little when it comes to chocolate chip cookies. #fitness 010
Reposted by Matthew NormanAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2025a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends 479210215335
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/06/2025GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON will be out in four months, and I’m celebrating with an updated website that features my all-new author pic, G&H-inspired graphics, and a new MN Recommends section where I tell you about my favorite things. Check it out at thenormannation.com. 🎅 🎄 🎁 #booksky 📚💙 051
Reposted by Matthew NormanFrida Ghitis @fridaghitis.bsky.social · 13/06/2025The neighborhood is getting ready for tomorrow 94203953431
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Dogs in airport always kinda look like they know they’re getting away with something. 020
Reposted by Matthew NormanMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm. 9804548411125
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I never quite know how to feel when two awful people end up hating each other. Like, I agree with…both of you? 010
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 02/06/2025A bear has been spotted in the northern Baltimore suburbs a few times recently and now I’m probably going to have to write some damn novel about it. 🐻 📚 💙 #booksky 070
Reposted by Matthew Normanshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/06/2025headline construction masterclass 466282156725
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Happy Saturday from me and this beer and Dua Lipa. 🍺 💃 000
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I’ve found that often when I say “no worries” I actually mean “yes worries.” 020
Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Spending the weekend with Mr. Russo. #fridayreads #booksky 📚 💙 050