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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Thanks again for calling me out! ✊

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Hi there. Oh, thanks so much. I’m so happy you liked it. 🎅🎄📺❤️

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I started drinking hot tea every night to help with my anxiety and rage. Now I’m anxious, angry, and addicted to Twinings Mango & Pineapple.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Happy October. I have a book out this month, which means my wife and kids are contractually obligated to refer to me as “Matthew Norman, the world’s greatest living novelist.”

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

If you’re reading this, you’re invited! Come hang out on October 14. Per my kids’ demands, there will be snacks.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Monday again. I dunno. It’s like we’re caught in some kinda loop.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

That guy on the left caught me nature creeping. #birds 🪶 🐦 📸

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Heads up, Baltimore. Leslie Gray Streeter and I are launching GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON at the Ivy Bookshop, and you’re invited! See you there. 🎅🎄📺

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I like to leave my daughter’s student driver sticker on the back of the car when I’m alone and just really let’r rip.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Your attention please: there’s a downed corgi in my kitchen.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

When I was a kid I thought I’d grow up to have multiple Ferraris. I currently have zero Ferraris.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

GRACE & HENRY’S HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON is just 70 days away. Preorder today wherever you buy books. 🎅 📺 🎄

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Did you know that the Orioles are trying to hurt me specifically? ⚾️

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I know we have bigger problems than this, but as a country we need to come together and figure out the difference between everyday and every day.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I’m not saying I’m the world’s greatest living novelist. I am, however, saying I’m the greatest living novelist currently in this Applebee’s. (I looked around to make sure.) #booksky 📚 💙

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Does it count as “ Party Size” if I eat all the Doritos myself while doom scrolling?

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Ha! Thanks so much. Glad you liked it. 🎅

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I beat my daughter convincingly at mini golf tonight but I was totally cool about it and didn’t play the putter guitar or anything. ⛳️ 🎸

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Hi! Thanks so much. I hope you enjoy the other 85% too. 🎅

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Who would’ve thought that Coldplay would be the ones to, briefly, save us?

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Who else is spinning a little Genesis on a Friday after a few drinks? Anyone?

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Maybe the caravan of migrants took the list. #hottake

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I’m on a trip with my 15yo daughter and she keeps calling me bro. It’s sweet? Adorable? Insulting? I dunno.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

A “Super Size Me”-like documentary but it’s just me eating açaí bowls with my daughters and rolling my eyes the whole time. “But isn’t it great, dad?!”

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

At dinner with my wife and daughters last night I floated the idea that perhaps Oasis has a moral obligation to be together based on all the joy they’re creating. Nobody responded. Then I realized my entire family was actively ignoring me. 🎸 #dadlife

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

People are always talking about going outside. Do they have any idea how many bugs are out there?

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I watched the movie Sinners last night and it was so wild and exciting. I love when an artist just freaking goes for it.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

They should have racecar shopping carts for adults.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I’ve reached that point of the summer where I’m made up entirely of bug bites. #summer

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

My Insta feed is all Oasis right now. 🎸

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Good luck to all the dogs out there.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Honestly tho it’s nice to see billionaires finally catching a break. #politicalwriter

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I’m in NYC for a Mets game but the game got postponed. What should I do instead? (I’m also accepting wrong answers.)

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

My wife just got visibly angry with me because I used too much of her “good” sunscreen.

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Matthew Norman @thenormannation.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I’ll be in NYC next week and I’m looking for a dinner recommendation. Red Lobster or Applebee’s?

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