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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is the Cheesecake Factory of music. Fight me if you have to, but you know I'm right.

theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Me, building Soul of Windgrace: I'm not going to add any mass land destruction, that's just too much. We're playing good ol' fashioned Landfall. Me, playing Windgrace: I have more creatures than the Soviets in WWII, and each of them has a Strip Mine stapled to them. Good luck, have fun.

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I'm going to be honest with you, I only threw in Vindicate to help disguise how much I like red and green. I know what I am.

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Listen. I don't think you understand. I love my cats. So damn much.

Bartholomew, a grey cat, snuggled up against Cassandra, his calico sister, on a bed. They both look very comfy.

Cassandra, a beautiful calico cat, laying in the nook of a cat tree. She seems to be posing for the photograph, as though she understands the purpose of a camera as well as how to accentuate her best angles.

Bartholomew, a handsome grey cat , sitting on my lap. It is obvious that he doesn't care about my desire to get up and leave, because all that matters is the warmth and comfort of his current perch.

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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 31/01/2026

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

Wikipedia page for /pol/, a politics board on 4chan.

it was launched october 23rd, 2011

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:31 AM
To: Boris Nikolic
Subject: Re:
i liked mmot alot. i drove him home, he is very bright
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:29 AM, Boris Nikolic kc C91117' wrote:
Sure.
I will be there as well.
In 2 weeks or so.
Just left Bill — running for a lunch with Rubenstein.
How did you like moot?

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

In memory of Scott Adams, I would like to share some of his words that are very important to me.

A Scott Adams tweet from August of 2022 that reads "Every male encounter is implied violence.

It's the principle behind law enforcement, the military, and all social conduct. No one takes that off the table. Try to deal with the reality, please. No one supports dumb violence. Everyone supports smart violence."

A reply to the first Scott Adams tweet from Chad Crichton - ""Every male encounter is implied violence."

Look, I don't even like my dad all that much but I can assure you there's not an implication of violence every time I encounter him.

Not on my part, anyway. I suppose he could live in a constant state of resisting the urge to punch me."

Scott Adams replies to this with the groundbreaking rebuttal that cements him in the halls of the greatest sages. He says "Oh, there is. Stick your fingers in his ass without permission and see how it goes."

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I have decided to get all of my terrible decisions for the year out of the way right at the beginning.

A Warhammer 40K introductory set. Somehow, despite being a static image, you can hear the lamentations of my wallet.

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I pulled both Squall SeeD Mercenary and Seifer Almasy from the boosters included in the FFVII Scene Box, so I guess I have to build the Mardu Squall now.

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

What were your first four commander decks?

The Magic the Gathering card Lord Windgrace

The Magic the Gathering card Zacama, Primal Calamity

The Magic the Gathering card Feather, the Redeemed

The Magic the Gathering card Torbran, Thane of Red Fell

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BOO-nker SPOOK-room, male porn star @seej500.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I have now watched some of this bear taking a nap and I know some of you will be saying that Wilford The Bear is a deadly apex predator who would definitely maul then eat me, but you're all wrong because I am confident Wilford and I would be friends and bros

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Buying a full sized ortholinear keyboard and a 1:1 aspect ratio monitor just so I can feel something

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Went to see the Chainsaw Man movie tonight, which was fantastic, btw. Some of Mappa's finest work. But, there was a pre-roll ad that was clearly AI-generated. But it gets worse! It ended by saying something along the lines of "The savings are real even if I'm not!" Shit sucks! Real hard!

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

My poop got raptured right out of my butt :(

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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Happy Labor Day! Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work... Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?

Stanhill, Lancashire, 1764. Wear and carpenter James Hargreaves invents the Spinning Jenny, the first practical spinning-frame, to make the tedious task of producing cloth a little bit faster. He doesn't know it yet, but this will destroy the world.

Spurred by inventions like his, the industrial revolution will transform everything -- work power, the wealth of nations. Society as we know it began here, and it wasn't great for everyone. But a group of weavers and textile workers saw this future coming. And did their best to prevent it.

"Curse you spinning jenny, you ruined everything!" The standard narrative does that LUDDITES were foolish lunatics who, in fear of technology, decided progress was bad, and started hitting it with sticks. But the truth is entire ways of life were being destroyed.

Previously, skilled craftsmen were respected for the time and effort it took to do their work. The entire family usit would form a cottage industry - creating something valuable, and command a decent living. But when a machine can work 10 times faster its owner can charge less for the prodcts- craftsmen couldn't compete and were left out of work almost overnight.

And as factories became a fixture of the british landscape, these now unemployed labourers often ended up working the factories that had just destroyed their way of life. Britain was the most prosperous nation in history, factory owners became extremely wealthy and influential. But the people doing the actual work saw almost none of it.

Factory work paid little, since "the machines" did "the real work" human labourers were deemed unimportant and replaceable. FUN FACT!: Factory owners preferred to hire ORPHANS since less people would notice if they were maimed or killed on the job!

Now the owners quickly realized the workers might notice they did all the work for almost no pay. If they went on STRIKE or ARGUED FOR HGHER WAGES, this would threaten their tremendous wealth. In 1799, Parliament passed the Combination Act, which made FORMING TRADE UNIONS, COLLECTIVE BARGAINING, AND GOING ON STRIKE ILLEGAL. Organizing against the rich became a crime.

If you were living through it, opposing the industrial revolution wasn't techno-phobia. It was SELF-DEFENSE. The combination act forced unions underground into secret societies. And the greatest secret of all was their leader - Ned Ludd. Ned had been a folk character for years. In one version after being whipped by his master, he smashed two knitting frames in a rage. In more fanciful versions, he then escaped to the Sherwood forest, here he lived among the animals as their king. Some versions specifically call him 'Much Better Than Robin Hood'.

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"cold stone" steve austin @coldstonesaysso.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

it's just a higher proportion of normies on the internet. "that's what she said" still gets laughs. mall kiosk air brush shops still do the Calvin piss motif. it's eternal September for jorts dads, wine moms and sexagenarians

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

This is just some guy somewhere in Latin America dressing like a hot girl on tik tok and all the comments are like ‘I’m confused’. You can be horny for anyone you want it’s not against the law and that’s why everyone is probably gay as hell who fucking cares try not to be a little bitch about it

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I've managed to filter out most of the wretched reality TV posts from my discover feed, and now I get bizarre fetish content. Hell yeah.

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I think we should be allowed to throw bricks at anyone who posts dogshit AI Trump chickens.

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Easy listening music doesn't put up enough of a challenge. I'm out here on nightmare difficulty.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Balthasarus Fucksberger Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Man, my cats are so photogenic

A grey cat on a shelf basking in a sun beam

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I keep asking her how she got her head so round, but all she says is "Meow"

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

In addition to pronouns and professional stuff, I think you should also have put what forums you grew up on in your bio. That goes a long way to explaining why you are the way you are.

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🐑 A Sheep Puppet 🐑 @sheeppuppet.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 05/12/2024