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Thrice dethroned Piss King I will reclaim what is mine

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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It feels very obviously silly to think of SH as a therapist when you try to apply the same logic to a more traditional antagonist. The Alien Queen from Aliens isn't trying to teach Ripley to be a better mother or about the horrors of capitalist exploitation, even if that is part of the narrative.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's an artifact creature with flying, 1 toughness and no protection. Outside of something with illusion text, I don't think you could make a creature that is easier to deal with in any color.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is a single player game
A tweet from the official Doom Twitter account that reads "you control the buttons you press."

It is dated October 24th, 2019
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If they have time travel, I don't think extra aircraft carriers are going to make a difference
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That final cutscene got me grounded for a full week. My parents weren't wrong to do so, but I'd absolutely do it again.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know that some of the cards are there because they're iconic, but I wish more of the commons were at least theoretically usable. Opening a Savannah Lion is going to sting.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Absolutely, lore wise it makes sense. It was a keyword tied to Nicol Bolas, and it would feel very strange to see in green or white. But in a vacuum, I'd never guess it wasn't centered in white.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
57% of soldier creature cards are white. One of white's virtues is teamwork. But you get a bunch of soldiers working as a team and suddenly it's Grixis o'clock? Make it make sense.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It even makes more sense. White cares about tokens and protection, red casts from exile. Swap that shit. "But amass has only appeared on blue black and red cards" Be the change you want to see in the world.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh shit, we've got a tough guy
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To put it another way, most of the discourse beasts on X need to be removed from the internet to protect the general public, but the ones on Bluesky need to be removed for their own well being.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think the big difference is that the shenanigans on other sites is fueled by some of the people being capital E Evil. Most of what happens on this site comes from some form of internet induced brain poisoning.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Should leftists have a pragmatic solution for interracial marriage?
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I get where you're coming from, and I don't think you're totally off base. But is it really that much different than Game of Thrones where you need to watch 69 hours of TV to understand the last episode?
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The only downside is all the video essays titled "MASSIVE RETCON? Darth Vader REAL identity CONFIRMED" based entirely on a single line from a character named Grempo Iswrong of the Liars Guild.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"It hasn't happened to me, so it doesn't happen" is such a cruel and myopic worldview. I'm glad you haven't had an illness that caused you to lose the job and insurance you'd need to pay for that illness, but it happens to others every day.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have to give you credit, you're probably the first person I'd ask for advice on how to lose a war against a smaller communist country.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love the tower that makes you forget how to hold a sword
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hello Ben this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't think they offer anything that a fresh off the shelf precon doesn't. And the restrictions on your mana base are going to be hard to manage. Is there really a large enough pool of players who can work a finicky mana base but can't grasp color identity to make this a design intention?
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah, a slippery slope argument might be more convincing if the 3 types you mentioned hit more than 99 cards. Consolidating a handful of cards to fit the (race)/(class) model they've been using since 2007 isn’t exactly a grim portent.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Counterpoint: both these creatures are considered cats, and they always have been. I think it's fine to have animal people share a creature type with their non-humanoid base.
The Magic the Gathering card Cauldron Familiar. It depicts a stereotypical black cat, what like you'd see a normal person taking care of. It's creature type is CatThe Magic the Gathering card Black Market Tycoon. It depicts a humanoid person in a suit with a lynx like head and claws. You probably would not find this fella at an adoption center. It's creature type is Cat Rogue.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why do you type like you are using fridge magnets from 10 feet away? What does this do for anyone?
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And Mitch being out of commission means one less republican vote to fuck us all. Why should we be pushing for a replacement? In this case, an empty seat is a good thing!
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Injurious is the perfect word for it. Outside of specialist or enterprise software, it is incredibly easy to figure out how to do something just by poking around in the menus for a few minutes. Current UI and UX is pretty good in most things your average user is getting their hands on.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's homophobic to suggest that gay people are the only ones to slurp turds.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I always thought these looked neat, but thought they were probably less useful than a decent ergonomic office chair. Then my sister bought one and I had a chance to sit in it for a few minutes. Instantly sold, 10/10, this would fix me.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Henzie being considered outdated by a few years makes my back hurt.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Between this and your other post about being confounded by the term "false nostalgia", I have concerns about your literacy.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It doesn't seem like a great idea to intentionally put yourself in a position where you are cheating, even if you plan to undo it afterwards.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It has gotten better! Mind you, it still sucks shit.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's like asking a vegetarian advocacy group to disavow vegans. Truly goofy shit.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why would the DSA condemn communism?
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It obviously isn't the worst thing about AI, but the black box aspect is so damn frustrating. This is such a weird bug, and I'd love to know what went wrong. But you can't exactly run a trace to see what the hell is happening, so all we get are best guesses.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is the same logic as all the dems who want to reach across the aisle to work with republicans. It is Charlie Brown nonsense.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Incorrect
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dikolaus Jizz Kummayor
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Even if you ignore the IP, wasn't the narrative of the game largely considered ass?
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This would decimate the users I support. Anyone who thinks this is too complicated or too obvious to ever work has never talked to the average computer user.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The world deserves a Dado miniseries
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Guy who runs an inn" probably isn't going to join up with a bunch of strangers to kill a dragon as his first solution to fewer customers. But "Retired mercenary who wanted to start a small business" might. That's what I mean by finding some middle ground.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I think there has to be some middle ground between DM creating hooks and the players making hook-able characters. Could a good DM create stakes for Farmer Joe from the Kingdom of Landlockedia in an open ocean pirate campaign? Sure. Should they have to? I don't think so.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm honestly OK with anything that pisses of TCG investors. If you treat a hobby as an investment portfolio, that's on you. Also, that argument gets even weaker when you consider that Seal Away is a bulk uncommon that goes for pennies.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Very cool, thank you for all that info!
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Out of curiosity, is the graveyard considered public information? Like in your example, the fact that the blue eyes white dragon was destroyed last turn is considered private after the next turn. But would I be able to ask if it was still in the graveyard?
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I need to know what Daniel Craig would come up with if he was given "Italian plumber from Brooklyn"
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You might not be aware of this, but senators help make decisions the impact the whole country, regardless of where they are from.
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
'The source was made in Blender' feels like a very strange thing to try to learn a lesson from. Does that mean movie goers want high-level, object oriented programming language in their movies because Minecraft was successful?
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I say "You have to get out of here! Your VAGINA is HAUNTED" more often than a mentally well person should.
Part of a panel from Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #53. A goth looking guy wearing a black coat and a skull bandana stands over a screaming naked woman while a mysterious assailant crashes through a window in the background. The perspective is all fucked up. The man says "Samantha Brown! You have to get out of here! Your Vagina is Haunted!"
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theNakedest @thenakedest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Like, how do you faithfully design something like a Dark Souls set without at least half the creatures having either black or white in their color identity?
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