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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alright, adding 8 players to Mario Kart 8 was sick.

Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I always put the switch on the power supply in the off position. I also always forget I did that and think I fucked up the computer when I try to turn it on.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Like to see that Bishop arch, know what I’m sayin?”

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Running solo for @gamecrimes.bsky.social tonight! I’ll be messing around with new decomps/recomps, setting up a lot I haven’t gotten to yet, and just tooling around. Twitch.tv/gamecrimes at ~10 central!

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That’s Platinum done. On to the battle tower!

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Megabonk is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/IVIOqRw

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The sexiest retro handhelds in my opinion are the GameBoy Light and the DSi XL. Thank you.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My beautiful boy is working SO HARD!! Emerald is done. We’re gonna make a stop in XD Gale of Darkness, just to say Hi, then it’s off to Gen 4.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

we’re live on @gamecrimes.bsky.social not playing Sega vs Capcom if you’re a Capcom employee, that’s for sure! Twitch.tv/gamecrimes

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I never care to play this game again. Now to get the Mt. Battle ribbon….

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Got his ass! Took me a good long while but my ribbon master is caught!

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Goddamn the first Insomniac Spider-Man game is so fucking good.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

No @gamecrimes.bsky.social tonight on account of don’t want too sleepy. We’ll let you know the plan when there is one!

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What version of the patriarchy are we on?

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Game Crimes Weekly @gamecrimes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Join us tonight while we check out the time-stopping strategy fighter Your Only Move Is Hustle! twitch.tv/gamecrimes 10 EST / 9 CST

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Ok so cat born. Cat only eat cat food. For generations cat only eat cat food. Cat get bigger. Cat make new cats. Those cats only eat cat food. Cats are made of cat food. Furthermore, with sufficient technology, you could turn a bag of cat food into a cat. Discuss.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Goddamn Forza Horizon games HIT!

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june @opalandjuniper.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

sandblasting a stranger’s tombstone so I can write my name on it

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Got a used copy of Lost Magic for DS from goodwill and just blew away someone’s 20 year old save. That did not feel good.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Canterbury Tales or WONTerbury Tales??

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Commie Lasorda @commielasorda.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

It really is the game of the year

Dracula Flow in Tamodachi Life saying, “Ahhh… Smokin on dat top shelf shit… Oopsies! You caught me daydreaming, ugly bastard!”

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Tomodachi Life is the best game.

Mii Nico Robin points a realistic gun at mii God Usopp

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

PSA: The NASA stream is currently showing piss spraying into space. www.youtube.com/live/6RwfNBt...

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NASA's Artemis II Live Views from Orion

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Artemis II has begun its long journey to the soundstage they’re using as the moon.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Breaking: NASA finds evidence of cum on Mars

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Need an app for tracking weight lifting if anyone has a recommendation

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Beast of Gévaudan @beast-of-gevaudan.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I will be playing my Echo the Dolphin on Gamegear with my backstash of batteries long after the grid drops. I cannot be forced to do SHIT.

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Stealthygolem @stealthygolem.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

This is a soccer game on the Turbografx. The way the cover is all blacked out makes the players look like centaurs because the front row doesn't make sense.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Empty night gym is the best gym.

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar... www.scribd.com/document/100...

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Finished MGS1-3. Can’t remember the last time I binged a series like this but damn MGS3 is so good.

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Commie Lasorda @commielasorda.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

the GameStop manager asked if I was the guy who came in last week and I said NO and he said are you sure and I said Yeah and he said okay and let me in and then I did the thing again

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Doing find and replace on a physics research paper and swapping matter / antimatter for pasta / antipasta and yeah I know it’s spelled wrong

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I hate that my brain knows how good I feel after working out but that doesn’t translate to wanting to do it before hand. The struggle.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Metal Gear 1 & 2 in the books. Definitely have more love for 2, but a much bigger appreciation for the series as a whole. #MetalGear #MSX #retrogaming

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Playing Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake for MSX and I’m pretty sure this is a new all timer for me. It’s crazy how much more modern it feels than 1. A ton of MGS was just directly lifted from this game.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Going live now with my damn wheel!!

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Stop complaining. If you don't like this country, leave. Got a broken tail light? Abandon your car by the side of the road. Toilet not flushing? Move out of your house. Never try to solve any problem, just give up

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Looking for an OG switch that hasn’t been modded for my mom. Set her up with my OG which had been modded like….over a year ago and it got banned after a week of her having it. Don’t really want to get her another used one without knowing the history. HMU if you got one.

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Borf @themikebachmann.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

We did it. Next up is a 3 way between Super Mario 64, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and Stardew Valley with deathlink turned on. If one of us dies, we all die.

Picture of a small crt displaying the win screen from A Link to the Past / Super Metroid randomizer

Picture of a CRT displaying a link to the past super Metroid clear times.

Time spent in Link to the Past: 13 hours 18 minutes
Time spent in Super Metroid: 7 hours 41 minutes
Total completion time: 18 hours 12 minutes
372 collected items.

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