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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 21h

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I'm so tired of all this, I just wanna travel the world, create art, help build utopia for everyone equally, & go explore outer space.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I love this movie so much. Wayne's World - Jolly Green Giants Revealed www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9v...

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Wayne's World - Jolly Green Giants Revealed

YouTube video by dunzo furunzo

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The high stress levels of fascists must be heart-breaking. When I get REALLY angry, I am stressed out for days. Sometimes, I regret it, and that hurts too. It's rare I get that angry. Imagine getting angry like that, multiple times a day, every day? All that hate will destroy your heart.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Not many people know this, but you can do anything you want at any time of the day.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just got presented with an ad for donkey boots. These boots apparently give you a better experience when riding donkeys. I've never ridden a donkey. I don't know anyone who owns a donkey. I don't know why a donkey boot company would see me as a potential customer. Is this what a stroke feels like?

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Buildings that contain art (libraries, theatres, etc) should be wonderful, beautiful, and free for all to enjoy. Yes, that's expensive & yes, taxes should pay for it all & yes we should financially support all who create art. It's worth it. Art is worth more than your fears, greed, hate, & wars.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I want to see a Scrooge movie where the ghosts visit all the townspeople on Christmas Eve instead, to show them the errors of appeasing the wealthy, and to convince them to rise up against people like Scrooge on Christmas Day.

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/09/2026

plants are crazy, man. imagine if you could bury a sperm and grow 100 guys

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

One hour of pure punk perfection. Amyl and the Sniffers - Live at Lowlands 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=31BU...

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Amyl and the Sniffers - live at Lowlands 2026

YouTube video by 3voor12

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I want to get swept up in an overwhelming feeling of celebration & joy. Been a long time since I felt that. Yeah. I deserve that.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A police state, but only for police.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"It's all very quite simple. You see, in order to be happy, people need to imagine the world they would want to live in and start making it happen, as best they can, on each & every day of their existence, now & forever."

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The trolley problem is completely outdated for these modern times. Today, there would be no debate. Instead, we'd have the trolley CEO publicly saying that the people being killed on the tracks were an unfortunate cost of doing business.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I predict many people will make their own movies/shows with AI for a while, but it will eventually die down to a small handful of diehards. Think about how hard it is to get anyone to watch a clip you sent them that's longer than 30 seconds. Now try selling them on a 3 hr movie or 5 season series.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"Always be joyful & hopeful in your actions, your expressions, & your thoughts." "To live a good and meaningful life?" "No. To draw out the monsters from their caves."

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The dogs will have their days, oh yes, they will. They are relentless in their burning desire for more & more days.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We should watch the sun rise & set more often, together.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Is there a quicker way to go from: "They should do something about these damn fascists, right now!" to: "Yay! Today, the fascists everywhere are defeated & gone forever, and I helped make it happen!"? Asking for a friend who's trying to speedrun this.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My mother had to bribe us to go to church every week with the promise of ice cream afterwards. Listen, if what your church is offering is worth less than the experience of eating ice cream, you need to take a hard look at what the purpose of your church & religion is.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My controversial comic book take is that if Darker Image had always arrived on time, was still being published today, same creators (Rob Liefeld, Jim Lee, & (RIP) Sam Keith), always doing their best & most challenging work, always in stock, it would be one of the greatest comic books of all time.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Changing means accepting the new parts of yourself that want a seat at the table.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026

BREAKING: Dogs Running

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Mark my words: The tale of Jimothy will end in a Harambe-esque tragicomedy.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I love transgender & nonbinary people. They are a breath of fresh air in this needlessly bland & needlessly cruel world. They are beautiful and their minds shine like auroras in the clear night sky. #transgender #nonbinary

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

We should invent new words all the time, just to see what glicks.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Maybe I'll be bolder in my next life.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Hey, I was thinking, maybe we should all take the rest of the year off and get our shit together to end fascism and fix climate change? And how about we throw a really big party afterwards? I make a great veggie pasta salad, I could bring that. #whatareyoubringingtotheparty?

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"I want to lay peacefully in a big toasty pizza slice, the melted cheese & giant pepperoni slices wrapped snugly around me as I lay my head on the soft, doughy crust." "Ma'am, it's either casket or cremation, no substitutions."

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Nobody's going to find you, alone in the dark. You have to shine if you want to be seen.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'd rather hear the truth than imagine the lies.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Social Media is a portable theatre experience that you, randomly & without warning, could get picked out of obscurity & pushed on stage to act in. That's the product.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

There should be a way for people to opt out of capitalism other than homelessness or suicide.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

My greatest skill, honed over decades of dedicated training is: I take media & I put a silly/absurd twist on it to make only me & my friends laugh. I'm in my prime. 90% success rate. Do the math. You'd be a fool not to hire me. I'm a steal at $150k/yr.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The hill that I will die on is that easy listening music is not easy to listen to.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Life only gets real when we are together, all else is noise we use to cope with this.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

It's ok not to love your country when it doesn't love you back.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The choice is clear: women prefer bears over straight men. Many straight men want to know what the bears have that they don't. Bears are doing a fabulous job and are living their best life, justly earning the female gaze. Keep up the great work, bears of the world!

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Well, like my conscience always says, none of this is real and nothing we say or do matters in the end.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

You know, if they gave everyone free housing/healthcare/education/public transportation, and access to clean food, air, & water for the rest of our lives, I just might give AI a try.

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The Middlest Hobo @themiddlesthobo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Look, if you can't accept my need to sometimes talk like Lumpy Space Princess whenever I'm irritated, then I don't think this is going to work out for us.

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