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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

These refs are especially clown 💩this evening. Even with this review.

Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

How awesome was that game tonight? $2 hotdogs and a Stankoven hat trick, a pair from Svech, 4 helpers for Walker, 1.2 million hotdogs (unofficial estimate ) lmaoooo. That’s as much fun as you can legally have on a Thursday.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sizzle game is on point. Greek chicken thighs and diner potatoes.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gah damn. Sorry Panthers fans, rooting for yas today. That’s on me.

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Veterans Against Trump @vetsat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Fox News: for sports reporting, we have a guy who scored three points in his entire NBA career and a woman whose best finish as an NCAA Div 1 college swimmer was fifth place Also Fox News: no more DEI, this country needs to be a meritocracy where only the best get rewarded

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Holy shit these cats are stupid. Maybe the stupidest generation ever.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Swaying and holding her stomach like the salad she had for lunch is about to Alien it’s way out of her digestive system.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Shit, I’ve hated the Lakers since that rapist played for them. +1 for helicopters and fog though.

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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do. ~ D. Dale Gulledge

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Steve_Tiger @stevetiger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

MAGAt's see themselves as piously paying the price for their faith. Religion prizes faith, not facts, not reason.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I’m watching sports center. And wrestling is on? Where the fuck is that Disney stock certificate? Might just be time to burn that shit.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If you want some tariff rebates, get a Time Machine and buy stocks.

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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

That Trump was willing to imprison an American Olympic Athlete over a disgusting lie should scare the hell out of ALL Americans.

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Jemele Hill @jemelehill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.

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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

We know more about what was in Dr. Fauci’s personal diary than we know about the hundreds of Republicans and Epstein Class pedophiles who raped children with Trump for decades.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The GOP is desperately trying to rewrite history, but just a reminder that Donald Trump was president during the lockdowns, and he awarded Fauci a presidential commendation for his work on COVID. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I had forgotten the immense pleasures and indulgence of getting day drunk. During the work week. Pretty good stuff, 5/5, recommend.

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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

There is nothing more quintessentially Conservative Christian MAGA Republican than Max Miller (R-OH) pouring hot water on his wife, putting a gun to her head, and breaking his two year old daughter's collarbone. #FamilyValues

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God @thegodshow.com · 28/07/2026

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Veterans Against Trump @vetsat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Totally agree. Pack your bags, you bunch of pathetic fucking losers.

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

It’s crazy that women in america could be arrested for having an abortion but everyone in the Epstein files is still just walking free…..

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I don’t get why so many of you think our president is in mental decline, all he’s doing is imposing new taxes on you, because he thinks he’s punishing Canada, for being on fire

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I love it when all the CE for a designation, multiple licenses, and compliance all fall in the same period of time. What joy.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Maybe Dundon should go to work at Starbucks if he needs the funding to renovate that arena in Portland. If anyone heard that OG podcast last week…

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Is it Trump-diarrhea or my paleo habenero chipotle diet? Who cares, 5 more pounds I’ll be back into the board shorts of my early 40s.

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JoelP @yeoldecurmugeon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sorry, can’t go out tonight- got a bad case of Trumpspora

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Caniacs, when is the STM garage sale? Anyone?

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

“Polling worse than herpes” is quite possibly the greatest insult ever committed to type. Pure savagery. I love it. And accurate too.

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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The President calling other countries’ leaders, “bad people” is a convicted felon and sexual assaulter who is covering up his participation in sex trafficking ring.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Dang. As someone who played keeper, wtf was that? Lol. No chance team USA comes back from this disaster.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This World Cup has everything. Exciting games, spectacular goals, more diving than a scuba trip, corruption, a LEGO World Cup trophy in NYC, celebrities, Alexi Lalas getting clowned by strikers on the world stage, British forthrightness in the booth. What’s not to love?

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Vibe when my attorney is about to piss in some cornflakes. youtu.be/LIOpCH-sAgw?...

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Binge and Purge

YouTube video by CLUTCH - Topic

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

DOUBLE NUTMEG? Whut? That was cool.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Damn I’ve seen a lot of bad sports calls. That red card to Balogun is possibly the worst.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The way that Dansby Swanson plays in “southern weather” is very impressive. Dude loves some swampy humidity and excessive heat.

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Whataburger opened in town and I’ve heard things about their breakfast. If their entire offering is akin to the honey butter chicken biscuit-made for folks who think mayonnaise is too spicy-I may not be back. Underwhelming, overpriced, lacking any form of seasoning. As a biscuit aficionado, meh.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This is really stupid, but the president has repeatedly claimed that Iran’s military capabilities were totally destroyed, so I feel obligated to rhetorically ask what the US is shooting at and retaliating to if Iran has no military anymore? Why does anyone indulges such transparent lies at all?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Who is he welcoming? Is Donald really so stupid he doesn't realize that holders of US passports are already citizens? (That was rhetorical. I know the answer.)

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Sitting here thinking about a 100% healthy Seth Jarvis and another long run. I hope he takes every day of 6 months and comes back with fresh legs and a deep hunger for bar down top cheddar. 🤤

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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 26/06/2026

i think in 15-20 years we will look back on legalizing sports betting and allowing platforms to advertise on TV as one of the greatest failings of the US as a society.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

There is always a tweet. 🤣

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Uncle Morty @themayorofshittown.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Crypto getting smashed vs woke Target share price gain and Div. In the trailing year…You almost never go wrong doing the opposite of the lunatic fringe.

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