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Jonny

@themaybepile.bsky.social
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Lapsed anthropologist, writer, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.

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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 1h
We were freakishly unlucky to miss out on conference league in 23/24 when Man U scammed the FA cup from a hungover City. Gotta think we would have won it, maybe instead of the Carabao, and then been in Europa for 25/26 at the very least...maybe a more gradual progression than boom or bust CL seasons
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 6h
Waking up my wife to tell her that I think Aaron Ashby just had the coolest postseason series by a non-closer reliever that I can remember. She was ready for me and maced me so vigorously that I'm making Daffy Duck sounds.
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Removing (another) Monday from your memory. Have a great Tuesday everyone ⚫⚪
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True Faith: Newcastle United Podcast @tfnufc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Away end assembling 💪💪 #NUFC
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm thoroughly enjoying the circus. Delightful hubris seeing folk who've made billions commercialising the game off the back of match going fans have to sit and watch their chickens come home to roost in 4K. What's one more asterisk against a season now? Send in the clowns.
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Superstrength Cider With Rosie
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Jacksonville Jaguars have won the same number of league games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in 2026 as Tottenham Hotspur (1)
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Almiron purple patch was mad...' #nufc
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is great - so pleased to be present to listen to David’s stories about #NUFC down the decades - wonderful stuff and my privilege to meet David )and Dan of course) - m.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbk...
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Dan Jackson interviews David Waugh on EIGHT decades of supporting Newcastle United
YouTube video by True Faith Newcastle United Podcast and Fan Channel
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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 23/02/2024
Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nicely produced and cut video. I wonder whether the below is the longer term plan...they clearly like this little castle graphic. #nufc
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I honestly think they might be done for if they don't cop to it and try and limit how they can be sued in some way. the liabilities will run into the tens of billions, the owners might even be forced to sell, who is going to take that on? they could go bankrupt very quickly.
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Suspect Man City fans will need to start thinking of names for a phoenix club soon. Liabilities for this will run into the multiple billions and I highly doubt the current ownership will be happy to foot the bill based on their approach so far
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Newcastle United (@NUFC) Joe Willock so far this season 🥶 t.co/1ZVfkKpqBE
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Pod on the Tyne @podonthetyne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another quick start from the Lasses ™️ 1-0 up inside 5 mins.
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imminent Lamb
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun to see fans and representatives of super league clubs now talking very seriously about the integrity of the premier league #epl
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fwiw I'd be very surprised if city are the only ones paying players and managers off the books bonuses. Too much money and too much greed in the sport for them to be the only ones
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The domestic political angle to these things can't be overlooked either. Imagine if the UK govt bought an NFL team and it was doing well, politicians would always be talking about what a great decision it was and how it's made the UK more respected/powerful/important overseas.
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh they are going to get sued by everyone and rightly so, I've got nothing against them paying out cash damages, just hope titles and cups don't get re-awarded to runners up etc
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any talk of awarding titles to second place teams is nonsense imo. What city did impacted every team, whose to say Swansea wouldn't have beaten them on the opening day of 11/12 and gone on to win the league if they hadn't been playing a financially doped team.
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Ian Collings @bookamatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Snaffled the first two tickets of @pierrenovellie.bsky.social 2027 Tour for Theatre Severn. How did I perform this magic? Signed up to his mailing list at pierrenovellie.com Get your tickets now…
Pierre Novellie Tour dates 2027
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cup game against I forget who but they decorated their stadium for us, imploded on the pitch with own goals, defensive errors and giving us pens and we took a photo at the end on the grass.
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cc @pierrenovellie.bsky.social great tat slop
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, can't see him taking a job before next summer, maybe a few games before the end of the season if Man U or Tottenham are drifting in mid table with nothing to play for and he wants to get his feet under the desk for a few dead rubbers...
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Annual reminder to lock your doors
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Fall Time in Tennessee
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 22/09/2026
So the first half of this weekend's game provided a bit more clarity about #NUFC 's intentions with the ball - which was welcome. One thing that has become a repeated pattern is the use of the half space across from either wing by both Winger & Full Backs.
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Mark Douglas @msidouglas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🇳🇱 Sean Steur is already an #nufc star boy & is going to be a generational talent ⚫️ 'Driving force' as #nufc bounce back ⚪️ 'Not normal' says Jaissle ⚫️ What he did in analysis meeting that shocked club ⚪️ #nufc WIN amid chaos - & that's huge Read 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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‘Not normal’: How Sean Steur emerged as the Newcastle 2.0 poster boy
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#NUFC
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jaissle was always going to need a bit of luck in the first few games. Hanging on to the three points today was vital. Onwards and upwards. #nufc
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Newcastle United (@NUFC) COME ON YOU MAGGIES! 🤩 t.co/4DxTBINBdA
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 19/09/2026
YOU'RE MY SUPER LEWIS HALLLLLL!!! 😍
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One last time before the international break... IT'S MATCHDAYYYYY! 🐯🐓⚔️ #nufc #newcastle #united #hull #memecastle
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t know how United do on Saturday but Dowell, Alabi, Mills and Thompson make the England under 18 squad this week. Four players gets The Mags toe to toe with Man City and is the highest number of NUFC players that have ever represented the club at this level for their country.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 14/09/2026
Mason Miley has been named in a Premier League matchday squad for the first time as he's on the bench at Leeds this evening 🙌
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 14/09/2026
MFP starts at Elland Road! 🇧🇪
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newcastle United (@NUFC) Nobby Solano’s last gasp winner at Elland Road 😍 t.co/XuMQ78yuiW
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Phil Jackman @philjackman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That'll do nicely #NUFC
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
McGovern scores! #nufc The lasses lead 0:1
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 08/09/2026
JOE WILLOCCKKKKK!!!!
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reminds me a lot of a Brazilian midfielder who used to play for us in the way he uses his body to shield the ball, win fouls passes off both feet so well
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NUFCBlog.co.uk @nufcblog.co.uk · 06/09/2026
💙 Hamburg’s tribute to Kevin Keegan this afternoon. Absolutely brilliant 👏 #NUFC #Hamburg
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Jack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can I get from Tottenham to Nottingham using only public bus services?
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Jonny @themaybepile.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Decent point. 2 points better off than last season from the same fixtures. #nufc
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 05/09/2026
JACOB RAMSEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's time to break the curse... 🏴‍☠️ IT'S MATCHDAYYY! 🐓
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 04/09/2026
We have completed the signing of 18-year old Guinea midfielder Ousmane Diabaté from Gençlerbirliği Ankara S.K. ✍️ He will return to the Turkish Süper Lig side on loan for the 26/27 season. Welcome to Newcastle United, Ousmane! 🙌
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