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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦

@themattwilkins.bsky.social
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Military Historian, Ex-RCN⚓ Pop Culture Guru, Crude Humour Shaman Father to 2 🏳️‍🌈 kids (& 1 boring one 😉) Member: Liberal Party of Canada Meatetarian, Atheist, Grammar Cop #PunchANazi #Resist #HangTrump *I* find me funny & clever. You likely won't.

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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 19h
Want to know how easy it is to spread bogus info online? The image below was made by ME. (Including the headline.) ~3 weeks later it has literally hundreds of appearances elsewhere. And that's just a joke image. Imagine what happens when people think something's for real.
Noah's ark fake joke pic spreads quickly
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You could be half a stroke from finishing, and if she suddenly says no you'd better be pulling out and stopping. Period. "Consent" is only consent if it is: -Knowing -Voluntary -Informed -Intelligent -Able to be withdrawn at any time #CornellRapists #Cornel7 #BelieveHer
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"God commands us to {x}." No. He commands YOU. He's YOUR God. No one else is obligated to obey. Religious freedom in a nutshell.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, Exporters won't reduce prices because of #Tariffs Tariffs are based on a percentage of the cost. 10% on $100 is $10. Even if the exporter drops their price by 10% it's still a 10% tariff...now $9 on $90. Lower exporter pricing is not how you reduce Trump's #TariffTax paid by Americans
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A great night from Stolie, Easton Cowan and Mo shine, and the first signs of chemistry for a lineup with 8 new forwards are definitely starting to show. A work in progress, to be sure. #LeafsForever
Leafs Win!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I *DO* support #HarmReduction programs. They work! BUT, the reality is that 99% of drugs getting into Canadian prisons are facilitated directly by corrupt Corrections Officers and facilities staff. Fixing that needs to be step 1.
Drugs in prisons are a problem caused by the COs themselves.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey, Europe...how YOU doin'? #EU #Tariffs #No51stState #HangTrump
Goodbye, US, hello EU!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this point, I'm almost more worried we may have to continue LIVING in the world Trump is creating. #VoteGiantAsteroid2026
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Odds are at least one of my followers needs to know this. Please share with someone if you're worried about them, especially if it's a young person. #LGBTQ #SuicideHotline
Canada and USA LGBTQ+ Suicide Hotline
877-565-8860
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finally...an upgrade to the #ReflectingPool that everyone can get behind!
Don't even bother to clean it up.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The #UN has adopted a more accurate World map that fixes the apparent size of Africa, Latin America and the equatorial regions. No points for guessing the ONLY country that's crying about it. 🤣 #Snowflakes #EqualEarth www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
ctvnews.ca
UN votes to adopt new map that makes our world look very different
The United Nations General Assembly voted on Friday to adopt a new world map that reflects countries’ true relative sizes, after African nations urged the UN to right a centuries-old wrong.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Too soon for leaves to change, damnit!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just Remember: Every day, the odds of him not waking up tomorrow mathematically increase.
static.klipy.com
Rick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But Soon
Alt: Rick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But Soon
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's almost like it's all bullshit. 🤔 Here's a thought...maybe "Manifest" your lazy ass to the polls in November. #Namaste! 🙄
Hipster white chick and her useless magic crystal
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice try, fuckstick. #HangTrump #ForeverCanadian #No51stState #Tarrifs #TrumpIsARapist
Mentally diseased old man cannot read a map
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bummer! Although everyone knows I'm not a country fan, #Dolly was a singular musical talent across various genres, and an enormous cultural influence for many decades. She was also, by all accounts, a genuinely decent and admirable human being.
R.I.P. Dolly
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BlueStormRising1 🧢🦋💙🌫️ #BlueConnects #Blues @firestormz1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
👇🏻. Anyone following me that wants to be in this pack leave a comment to be added. Repost #BSR1 #Blues
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"I don't think I have enough money to pay the rent", she said. "That's going to make it hard for you to continue", he pointed out. She smiled, and began unbuttoning her blouse. "Maybe we can work something out", she said. He looked at her and replied "Umm...you're my sister and this is Monopoly."
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remember the #AxisOfEvil? Trump apparently doesn't. More pandering to America's enemies by the Useful Orange Idiot. Wouldn't want to upset those scary North Koreans, right?
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Whew! That was a close one!
Flat earth retards
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#MAGAt mouthpiece Leavitt to step down to spend more time with her Nazi memorabilia.
Lying cunt
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Polite, huh? Wait until you drive 10 under on a winding 2-lane road in an RV, or put a hockey stick in our hands. 🇨🇦🥇!!!!
Canada DOMINATES the U.S. in hockey again.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Clearly #AndrewTate is being psychologically tortured in jail due to deprivation of simple human comforts. They should at least give him the basics back...like his shoelaces and belt. Or maybe a ball of sturdy string to play with. It just seems the decent thing to do.
Sad trombone.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have a unique profession: I slay dragons for a living. Don't believe me? When was the last time you saw a dragon? You're welcome.
Me slaying a dragon on a typical busy workday. Sigh...Mondays, am I right?
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Guess it's time to impose some #Tariffs on the incompetent Americans poisoning our air with their smoke....
Fire map
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#Superburger, hands down. Been going there since it opened 43 years ago (less often since moving out of Ontario but it's still the best). www.blogto.com/eat_drink/20...
blogto.com
A burger shop battle has been brewing at a rural Ontario intersection for over 30 years
A busy Toronto intersection is on the cusp of its own burger battle royale, but at one rural Ontario intersection, two burger restaurants are having …
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No shit, Sherlock. No doubt the #Trumptards will still be all outraged at the DOJ, though. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Trump administration drops Reflecting Pool vandalism charge and admits 'botched' repairs
President Donald Trump had blamed "sick" vandals, and a former Olympian had been charged, but prosecutors now say contractors caused the damage.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Facts.
Right wingers want real history until that history disagrees with them.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What exactly does this #TorontoSun columnist want us to all be so scared of? Is he afraid of catching "the Islam" from "supser-secret Halal" meat? This goes beyond concern trolling to outright Islamophobia. There is literally no difference for non-Muslims who eat it. torontosun.com/opinion/colu...
torontosun.com
CHARLEBOIS: Have you eaten halal meat without knowing it?
Canada’s halal meat market is estimated to be worth roughly $2 billion annually. Read on.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pathetic. #FIFA #WorldCup
Soccer sucks.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Alpha Male" incel losers everywhere are inconsolable, as douchenozzle human traffickers and all-around woman-repellent twatwaffles #AndrewTate and brother Tristan have been arrested in Florida for extradition to the U.K. Also, what in the eternal fuck is up with that outfit?
DoucheMaxxing
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't know about you, but I liked #MitchMcConnell more when he was dead.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How internet comments work: - Misuse your and you're...7 replies - Say something political...11 replies - Cute cat picture...46 replies - Religious material...62 replies - Post ONE line of Monty Python dialogue...11,394 replies
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
FFS, #Iran, everyone knows the address. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Do better. #Trump #Wildfires #ReleaseTheFiles www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
Trump threatens increased tariffs for wildfire smoke that has 'unnecessarily invaded' U.S. | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump is adding his voice to the chorus of Republican politicians who are blaming Canada for wildfire smoke drifting across the border.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yeah, yeah. Promises, promises. 😉 #IranWar #Trump globalnews.ca/video/119621...
globalnews.ca
Iran devises new plan to assassinate Trump: report | Watch News Videos Online
Watch Iran devises new plan to assassinate Trump: report Video Online, on GlobalNews.ca
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey, America: STFU. #wildfires #smoke
Stop complaining.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yup, another one. Strangely, once again, not a Democrat. It's almost as if that was bullshit all along. 🤔 "The BEST people!" #MAGA #GOPedos
Release the files.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Spend it ALL, Jean. Frivolously, and VERY publicly. Make the Orange Skidmark watch you enjoy doling out his cash! #HangTrump #TrumpIsARapist #EJeanCarroll #Trump
Cha-ching!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Some things cannot be proven. But some things can.
Time travel to kill Trump
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My favourite yet... #MitchMcConnell
Mitch
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Now that the whole #Iran ceasefire charade is over, it's time to dust off some oldies but goodies... One down, 2 to go!
Trump is here 1 down, 2 to go!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Meanwhile at the #MitchMcConnell residence...
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Weekend At Bernie's Relaxation Scene
Alt: Weekend At Bernie's Relaxation Scene
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Going...going... #LindsayGraham #MitchMcConnell #HangTrump
One more to go!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Spaceballs?" "Oh, shit. There goes the planet." www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...
ctvnews.ca
Mystery spheres on beach are likely space debris that fell back to Earth
Six mysterious metal spheres that washed ashore last weekend at Forrest Beach in northern Queensland, Australia, are “suspected space debris,” the Australian Space Agency announced Monday on social me...
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If you follow U.K. politics, this is HUGE. Despite her vile, hateful views, she was a very big part of the political scene of Great Britain. #AnnWiddicombe #ReformUK www.bbc.com/news/live/cp...
bbc.com
Man, 26, arrested on suspicion of murder after Ann Widdecombe found dead at home
Devon and Cornwall Police say a white British male is in custody after the 78-year-old was found at her home on Thursday with serious injuries.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
After being assured Belugas are "White", the U.S. will let them in.
Marineland
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#Carney appoints a CONSERVATIVE Member of Parliament to the Senate. It puts a quality opposition MP in the upper house, and opens up a by-election in a toss-up riding...and the CPC can hardly complain about one of their own being chosen. Sorry, Poilievre, but this is what 3D chess looks like.
Carney is smart
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I said it before, and I will say it again. So long as the Ad algorithms think I am a millennial woman who likes hiking, crafting, the Wayfair catalogue and right-wing t-shirts, we have NOTHING to fear from A.I. (Also...wrong hair.) #AI #Meta
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *Breathe* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Suck it, Donny! #FIFA #Belgium #WorldCup
Dominating win for Belgium
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
++“Please do your thing and let me do my thing,” Dr. Aryan Toosi told an officer at one point, according to the report. “I went to medical school for a reason.”++ Remember: Every year a doctor graduates LAST in his class, too. 😲 www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
ctvnews.ca
A toddler was found in a pool and declared dead. He's alive and his parents could be charged
A toddler discovered in a backyard pool in a Phoenix suburb in February was declared dead before being found breathing hours later in a room that serves as the hospital morgue, according to recently r...
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