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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦

@themattwilkins.bsky.social
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Military Historian, Ex-RCN⚓ Pop Culture Guru, Crude Humour Shaman Father to 2 🏳️‍🌈 kids (& 1 boring one 😉) Member: Liberal Party of Canada Meatetarian, Atheist, Grammar Cop #PunchANazi #Resist #HangTrump *I* find me funny & clever. You likely won't.

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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Willy and Auston combine for 4 goals and 5 assists, and Bob has his first W as a Bud, as the #LeafsForever take game 2 of a tough Midwestern roadie. Next up: Utah!
Leafs Win!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And it's not just ICE agents. These kids are at risk from agents AND other detainees. Rows and rows of bunks with little in the way of actual safety or privacy measures. The Trump Admin is utterly failing to protect them.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HAPPY 90th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRIAN'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Still doesn't do his voice justice.)
Brian Blessed
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"It was 3-0!" Because of course it was. The #LeafsForever do the Leafy thing again, Leafing a 3-goal lead and Leafing in the shootout. Leaf.
Leafs lose
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who wore it best?
Susan DellLurchHermann Munster
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Preds: "It was 3-0!" 🤣 4 points for Auston, and 2 points, including his 1st NHL goal, for McKenna, as the #LeafsForever win their first OT game of the season. Next up, a tough 3-game roadie.
Leafs Win!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Want to know how easy it is to spread bogus info online? The image below was made by ME. (Including the headline.) ~3 weeks later it has literally hundreds of appearances elsewhere. And that's just a joke image. Imagine what happens when people think something's for real.
Noah's ark fake joke pic spreads quickly
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You could be half a stroke from finishing, and if she suddenly says no you'd better be pulling out and stopping. Period. "Consent" is only consent if it is: -Knowing -Voluntary -Informed -Intelligent -Able to be withdrawn at any time #CornellRapists #Cornel7 #BelieveHer
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"God commands us to {x}." No. He commands YOU. He's YOUR God. No one else is obligated to obey. Religious freedom in a nutshell.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, Exporters won't reduce prices because of #Tariffs Tariffs are based on a percentage of the cost. 10% on $100 is $10. Even if the exporter drops their price by 10% it's still a 10% tariff...now $9 on $90. Lower exporter pricing is not how you reduce Trump's #TariffTax paid by Americans
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A great night from Stolie, Easton Cowan and Mo shine, and the first signs of chemistry for a lineup with 8 new forwards are definitely starting to show. A work in progress, to be sure. #LeafsForever
Leafs Win!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That keep at the line by Mo is exactly why there's a secondary assist point. Wow
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I *DO* support #HarmReduction programs. They work! BUT, the reality is that 99% of drugs getting into Canadian prisons are facilitated directly by corrupt Corrections Officers and facilities staff. Fixing that needs to be step 1.
Drugs in prisons are a problem caused by the COs themselves.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey, Europe...how YOU doin'? #EU #Tariffs #No51stState #HangTrump
Goodbye, US, hello EU!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this point, I'm almost more worried we may have to continue LIVING in the world Trump is creating. #VoteGiantAsteroid2026
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As others have mentioned, He designed Carol Burnett's costumes for years, as well. One of the greats, for sure.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Because that's EXACTLY what "American Exceptionalism" is. Everything bad is the fault of external forces and bogeymen. His entire base thrives on the "We're great, they're the problem" mentality, and he expertly panders to that. Living in his world, you never have to admit fault, ignorance or error.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Odds are at least one of my followers needs to know this. Please share with someone if you're worried about them, especially if it's a young person. #LGBTQ #SuicideHotline
Canada and USA LGBTQ+ Suicide Hotline
877-565-8860
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finally...an upgrade to the #ReflectingPool that everyone can get behind!
Don't even bother to clean it up.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#MAGA!
Trump in the reflecting pool
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The #UN has adopted a more accurate World map that fixes the apparent size of Africa, Latin America and the equatorial regions. No points for guessing the ONLY country that's crying about it. 🤣 #Snowflakes #EqualEarth www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
ctvnews.ca
UN votes to adopt new map that makes our world look very different
The United Nations General Assembly voted on Friday to adopt a new world map that reflects countries’ true relative sizes, after African nations urged the UN to right a centuries-old wrong.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Too soon for leaves to change, damnit!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just Remember: Every day, the odds of him not waking up tomorrow mathematically increase.
static.klipy.com
Rick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But Soon
Alt: Rick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But Soon
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's almost like it's all bullshit. 🤔 Here's a thought...maybe "Manifest" your lazy ass to the polls in November. #Namaste! 🙄
Hipster white chick and her useless magic crystal
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice try, fuckstick. #HangTrump #ForeverCanadian #No51stState #Tarrifs #TrumpIsARapist
Mentally diseased old man cannot read a map
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bummer! Although everyone knows I'm not a country fan, #Dolly was a singular musical talent across various genres, and an enormous cultural influence for many decades. She was also, by all accounts, a genuinely decent and admirable human being.
R.I.P. Dolly
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BlueStormRising1 🧢🦋💙🌫️ #BlueConnects #Blues @firestormz1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
👇🏻. Anyone following me that wants to be in this pack leave a comment to be added. Repost #BSR1 #Blues
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Come on, Blue, you GOT this come #midterms! 💙
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"I don't think I have enough money to pay the rent", she said. "That's going to make it hard for you to continue", he pointed out. She smiled, and began unbuttoning her blouse. "Maybe we can work something out", she said. He looked at her and replied "Umm...you're my sister and this is Monopoly."
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Going to be honest, I thought everyone knew that he wrote that song.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remember the #AxisOfEvil? Trump apparently doesn't. More pandering to America's enemies by the Useful Orange Idiot. Wouldn't want to upset those scary North Koreans, right?
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am 53. The ONLY administrations to lower the deficit in my lifetime have been DEMOCRAT ones.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That's fair. How about we meet in the middle with Involuntary Castration and denial of voting rights? 😉
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'd pay $2/month for an edit button, just saying.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean...really, flat earthers and science deniers are probably the only time the word "retarded" truly applies. The most mentally-challenged disabled people in the world definitely don't deserve that moniker, but IMO we should normalise it for Flerfers and Creationists.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Whew! That was a close one!
Flat earth retards
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#MAGAt mouthpiece Leavitt to step down to spend more time with her Nazi memorabilia.
Lying cunt
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Polite, huh? Wait until you drive 10 under on a winding 2-lane road in an RV, or put a hockey stick in our hands. 🇨🇦🥇!!!!
Canada DOMINATES the U.S. in hockey again.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Pretty sure he's a 🥦.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Clearly #AndrewTate is being psychologically tortured in jail due to deprivation of simple human comforts. They should at least give him the basics back...like his shoelaces and belt. Or maybe a ball of sturdy string to play with. It just seems the decent thing to do.
Sad trombone.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have a unique profession: I slay dragons for a living. Don't believe me? When was the last time you saw a dragon? You're welcome.
Me slaying a dragon on a typical busy workday. Sigh...Mondays, am I right?
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I mean...farming in general accounts for a huge drop in the water table. However things like fracking and pit mining are even worse.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Almost none, despite what the climate-denying idiots would have us believe.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yup. Best 10 seconds of hockey they played all year. Johnny Toronto with the full Dad Strength in effect.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Guess it's time to impose some #Tariffs on the incompetent Americans poisoning our air with their smoke....
Fire map
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don't get all charged up about it. Just sit back and meditate... "Ohm...."
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today in current events!
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#Superburger, hands down. Been going there since it opened 43 years ago (less often since moving out of Ontario but it's still the best). www.blogto.com/eat_drink/20...
blogto.com
A burger shop battle has been brewing at a rural Ontario intersection for over 30 years
A busy Toronto intersection is on the cusp of its own burger battle royale, but at one rural Ontario intersection, two burger restaurants are having …
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No shit, Sherlock. No doubt the #Trumptards will still be all outraged at the DOJ, though. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Trump administration drops Reflecting Pool vandalism charge and admits 'botched' repairs
President Donald Trump had blamed "sick" vandals, and a former Olympian had been charged, but prosecutors now say contractors caused the damage.
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**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦 @themattwilkins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Facts.
Right wingers want real history until that history disagrees with them.
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