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Matthew Bland

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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Funny how your brain goes blank when you have to come up with names (the visual prompts help me get a few). Shockingly few Tories! MP Recall 🏛️ I named 32/649 current MPs in five minutes. 🟥 22/403 LAB 🟦 2/118 CON 🟧 2/71 LD 🩵 5/8 REF 🟪 1/2 YP Can you beat me? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mprecall/
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MP Recall — How many MPs can you remember?
Name as many current UK MPs as you can in five minutes.
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Chris I’Anson-Miller @windycoys.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Djed Spence refuses to shake the hand of alleged rapist, Thomas Partey
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NathanAClark @nathanaclark.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Where did it all go wrong for Tottenham Hotspur? ✏️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BNc...
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When did Tottenham’s downfall start?
YouTube video by Tifo Football by The Athletic
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Jack The Nipper.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/05/2026
Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
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World Cup 2026 Wall Chart - No Score Draws A1 WC2026 Poster Print - Ex
Our biggest ever wonky World Cup Wall Chart for the biggest ever World Cup! Yes it's the 2026 World Cup, so to keep track of all the ins and outs, the kick-of times, scores and tables, here's a HUGE A...
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Always been a big fan of Brentford. Up the Bees! (Obviously this will all be for absolutely nothing when we lose to Villa tomorrow). #BREWHU
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#old
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
FPL gameweek 33. A realistic bench boost with my weakest players. Mwahahaha!
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
FPL GW29 so far. Obvious benchwank went to plan but last night I was excited to get Anderson's 12 point off the bench as well, only for reality to set in this morning.
Screenshot of my gameweek 29 FPL score so far.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
FPL GW1. LFG. 🔥
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
#canarywharf
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
@geofftech.bsky.social Hi Geoff. I was listening to Adam Buxton's (excellent as always) podcast and he mentioned a BBC 40 Minutes documentary about Angel station from 1989. Thought you'd find it interesting as well, if you didn't already know about it. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0074tkn
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40 Minutes - Heart of the Angel
Acclaimed documentary that follows 48 hours in the life of London’s Angel tube station in the days before its refurbishment.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The White Stripes De Stijl White Blood Cells Elephant
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
FPL GW20. Easy roll.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
FPL GW13. DCL to JP with 1 free transfer. Palmer captain.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My favourite bit of donating platelets is finding out where they've used it afterwards. #giveblood
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
GW12. Trent, Robbo, Bowen > Gabriel, Colwill, Palmer. -4. 🔥
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#FPL #GW12. 2FT, a bit in the bank. Had a reasonable idea what to do earlier on the week, now very confused. Trent out, maybe Palmer in but not sure who for. I'm kinda tempted to keep Son. Will fire up @fplreview.com later.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Yay. My YouTube Music recap for the year. My children have ruined my algorithm. #youtubemusicrecap
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Current @fplreview.com solve. Am I mad going for Digne? Uninspiring but there's not many exciting options either. #FPLCommunity
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four players.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Paging @jayforeman.bsky.social and @geofftech.bsky.social
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I'm old.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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a group of people are standing on top of a wooden boat .
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Family holiday, Lanzarote, August 2024. #bluesky
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Midway through the tedious international break. Here's me for GW12. 2FT, 1.5m itb. Think it might be time to use some Trent money despite his only minor injury.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
FINALLY a decent gameweek score even with a captaincy fail. This is a 1.2m green arrow, although that's still nothing to write home about (OR 3.2m). But baby steps...
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
FPL GW10. 53 points, the hit paid off but only just (+2). Enough for a green arrow up to the heady heights of 4.4m. 🙄
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
FPL GW9. No transfers planned unless something catastrophic is leaked.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
FPL GW8 Very tempted to do Saka to Son, even if I think the former will start anyway.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
So another dull international break is over and time to turn back to FPL and make no transfers. Current path using FPL Review, all default settings.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
#FPL gameweek 6. Prime opportunity for benchwankery.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Just scraped into the top 10%! Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #929,002!
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
FPL GW13. Hoping Bowen starts but it's ok if Archer comes in instead.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
FPL GW12. Burn > Lascelles, Maddison > Mbeumo.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
An interesting quote with regards to FPL GW12... 👀 Pervis Estupinan has travelled to Ajax with the group. 'He will be on the bench. Maybe he can play [a] part. I won’t take a risk with him as we need him for an important game on Sunday, and we don’t have many solutions in that position.'
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
FPL GW11 (so far). Obviously bad but somehow not so bad as many others! Triple Spurs tomorrow and a bang average score so far.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
FPL team this week. Slightly scared of Haaland's points and going for the Son captaincy (he owes me!).
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Perfectly worded statement from Spurs, showing that it is entirely possible to get the right balance without appearing to take sides (even if it may be largely lifted from the Premier League's own statement earlier).
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
53 points and a green arrow so I guess that's a successful gameweek but a captaincy fail and wrong keeper choice. We move.
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Could I? Sell Haaland? Really? Oh yes! #fpl #wildcard
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
First attempt at a slightly panicky wildcard (pressed the button based on rampant price changes this season). Felt bad sacrificing Maddison but not a bad first go. #FPL
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
#ASLEF train strike today. Support the workers. ✊
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Matthew Bland @thematthewbland.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Got a little excited when I realised I could transfer Saka out for Son. But with Saka pictured with the squad, I think it's the more obvious Gusto to Share. Dalot could be more interesting but Man United are a basket case right now.
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