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themattbass.bsky.social

@themattbass.bsky.social
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Designer, storyteller, problem solver. 🎶 enthusiast with a splash of 🏀 🏈 ⚾️ fandom, topped with wire quotes. My🐈 are a-holes. Sometimes funny...

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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you want to vote for Trump after he says he’ll give everyone $5k if R’s win the midterm, and you’re still yelling about socialism unironically, you’re too dumb to be roaming about with the rest of us. It’s bad enough you people vote for him already…
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Old people can’t even figure out the difference between emailing and texting, there’s zero chance they’re even thinking about AI like those women in the chatGPT commercials. Just utter nonsense
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This match is BONKERS….
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/07/2026
70% of them???
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HARRY KANE!!!!!!!
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"An opaque White House office staffed largely by veterans of Musk’s DOGE has quietly rebuilt some of the federal government’s most sensitive websites – for passport applications, voter registration, prescription-drug pricing and children’s savings – in ways critics say appear to violate federal law"
theguardian.com
‘It’s dangerous and it’s going to erode trust’: redesign of US government websites stokes surveillance fears
The National Design Studio, staffed by Doge veterans, installed visitor-tracking software on vital federal websites
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
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GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
WASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions, congressional Republicans urged Democrats Tuesday to tone down ...
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Do we think to play a World Cup match in Jerry world, he wrote into the contract he could make roster decisions on game day?
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks won EVERY game that Trump didn’t attend. Learn from this, America.
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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Scott Pelley has provided @status.news a statement blasting current CBS News management and even accusing them of having tried (and failed) to "inject falsehoods and bias" into his stories. www.status.news/p/scott-pell...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2026
Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman theonion.com/trump-launches-88-bill…
Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
That ass is not large enough.
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
😂😂😂
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Bonkers.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He’s got just incredible business acumen.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Really. You've got to watch this. It's brief.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
how DARE they
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
marjorie taylor green can get fucked for all eternity, what is wrong with people
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Wtaf is happening in the world when this is a thing?!?!
static.klipy.com
Samurai John Belushi SNL Sketch
ALT: Samurai John Belushi SNL Sketch
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This admin is filled with idiot clients who are trying to verbally tweet through their incompetence, in trying to fix their messes
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Trump to Norah O’Donnell “I’m not a king, I don’t know what you’re talking about” Also Trump 2 days later… Image of Trump to be featured inside new passports to mark America’s 250th - The Washington Post
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
JFC - we’re continually in the dumbest cycle run by the dumbest people. I don’t like you, so I’m going to investigate you, dead or alive. I really hope Disney tells Heir Donald to get his shine box, and escalate if he wants a fight…
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting on a couch with the words " what you gonna do about it " above him
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting on a couch with the words " what you gonna do about it " above him
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
OPENAI MISSES USER AND REVENUE TARGETS, RAISING CONCERNS OVER DATA CENTER SPENDING SUSTAINABILITY: WSJ
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Chris Coyier @chriscoyier.net · 25/04/2026
AI & Alignment Raw coding speed isn't the bottleneck. Alignment is the bottleneck. That seems to be a zeitgeist-y theme lately. If you're using AI to code, maybe you're feeling it. You can code more and faster. And clearly a boatload of other developers are doing that too. But software doesn't…
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AI & Alignment
Raw coding speed isn't the bottleneck. Alignment is the bottleneck. That seems to be a zeitgeist-y theme lately. If you're using AI to code, maybe you're feeling it. You can code more and faster. And clearly a boatload of other developers are doing that too. But software doesn't seem to be exploding in quantity or quality broadly. Maybe it's…
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s funny to see Saudi’s backing out of Met due to financials after Heir Donald’s war. First, they throw insane money around at dumb things ($200m for individual golfers?!?) but here they draw the line? Second, clearly this is another example of Orange man bankrupting his own deal. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Maxine Morris @cr8tivegem.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Accurate description of using MS Word! #IYKYK
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
WAT
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Chris Chelios looks like he's been cooking low and slow for 12 hours
Chelly in a grey jacket, white shirt and polka dot tie with a very tan face
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 07/04/2026
You've got two weeks to impeach. Get it done.
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Do we think AD has already been ruled out for the premiere of his show? If so, does this version of street clothes mean he watches in his game jersey?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Face it, he’s fucking insane. Thank you for your attention to this matter.. Yes, it’s a real post. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Why is our president such a fucking insecure child who can’t do anything normal?
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Fucking hell, the FEMA head is like the invisible superhero in Mystery Men who ISN’T REALLY INVISIBLE. These people are such ass clowns
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Important update - ha. Should have done this bs yesterday for Taco Tuesday
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
So we start the countdown now or in July wondering when this airport goes bankrupt?
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
These people are self involved jackasses who are more interested in being deemed right/wrong and listened to/ignored, than smart or leaders. Fuck em
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
In the long line of idiotic shit this idiot is doing, this probably isnt a big deal in the grand scheme of things. That said.. FUCK THIS EGOTISTICAL FUCKING FUCKHEAD Thanks republican voters, you asked for it…
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The entire process investing Powell is should be categorized as waste, fraud and abuse. Of course driven by our tantrum wannabe king apple.news/Agew0YejmRoW...
apple.news
Prosecutor admits government lacks evidence of misconduct by Fed chair — The Washington Post
The admission during a closed-door hearing undercuts President Donald Trump’s claims of “criminality” in the central bank’s $2.5 billion office renovations.
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Spirit from Montgomery @amarcklynn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Mom needs to pick them up. The mall cop job is getting mean comments from travelers
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other: 1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting. 2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote. 3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Is this the story of Fred Trump being an asshole to his kid, and his kid doing the SOTU? Or are they talking about Jr being told he’s worthless by his dad then showing up to the SOTU?
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
In today’s episode of Fuckhead morons that nobody likes say the most fuckhead things.
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Jesus FUUUUUCKKKKKINGGGG CHRIIIIIIIISSSSTTTTTT!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! What are we doing here America?!????
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Chandler keeps jacking up threes and missing To himself - “if only there was something in your head to stop you from doing stupid stuff!”
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Coach tells them to do a Stockton/Malone pick and roll… Chandler - “ you know what you should do, go back to the 1980’s where that was last used”
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Tries dunking on a defender and gets the Mutumbo finger wag… Chandler - “ woah woah woah, prom night flashback!”
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Missing a bunch of shots… Teammate - “you suck at this game” Chandler -“I don’t suck, this game sucks! And you suck…”
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Chandler dribbling through traffic.. “I can handle them, handle is my middle name. Actually, it’s the middle of my first name!”
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hi I’m Chandler, I make buckets when I’m uncomfortable…
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themattbass.bsky.social @themattbass.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m not so good at the defense, can I interest you in a bucket?
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