Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hello Mindles. Just had the shock of my life. Woke up and thought it was Monday and that I had a meeting at 11. Going back to bed. 110
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 30/09/202602:44. Just made some coffee because I’m cold. 120
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just did my budget for next month. Looks like I’ll be napping on the N1 😭 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I realise my post could also be written better, but I claim English not being my first language. 020
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok sorry, I don’t mean to be flippant, but people have batteries? That headline could’ve been better written. 110
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He doesn’t need a bow tie to helicopter. He does it with his, erm, “arm”. 120
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thing about an alt is that you can sometimes say things you wouldn’t otherwise. 031
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m quite excited to take this week’s progress of my arms. The marks have faded so much. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did a spot of gardening (removed as much of the old plants as I could). Left my spekboom in tact. Rinsed under a dribble of water in the shower. Now for some Netflix and purl. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Imagine them starting to nibble at Snowy after eating the chillies. 130
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Interesting. Might grab one the next time I see it. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love knitting ponchos and capes. I’ve been gifting ponchos to old ladies so they’re warm when they read in bed at night. 020
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do not do that, Mindles! And definitely don’t let Ananda do it! 130
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently “there was almost zero signal” so “contact has been patchy”.static.klipy.comJennifer Lawrence Says 'Alright'Alt: Jennifer Lawrence Says 'Alright'. 000
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh lol. Back to “that didn’t happen” apparently. Predictable, but I’m still grateful. 100
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Refused to pay R50 for a peanut butter Snickers. Seemed smaller than a standard Snickers. Instead, I paid R65 for a 100g Toblerone. 130
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Stupid cunt checked with US settings. Number one on my list of people deserving a poesklap. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone woke up and chose violence. She’s going to regret fucking with me. 120
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comExgoose Me Funny Geese AnimationAlt: Exgoose Me Funny Geese Animation. 111
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me, reading your posts.static.klipy.comJennifer Lawrence's Awkward Funny FaceAlt: Jennifer Lawrence's Awkward Funny Face. 030
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Finally got my knitting stuff mostly organised. Just trying to figure out what to do with the DPNs (resisting the urge to trash them because I really hate working on them). 110
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Heritage Day is also commonly referred to as Braai Day because South Africans love a braai (bbq) all day every day. 110
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes! Boerewors is a traditional kind of sausage with spiced mince meat. Different spice mixes for different types. Chops. Beer bread. Potato salad. Tomato and onion stew, cooked slowly. 110
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Boerewors en ‘n tjoppie. Bierbrood, tamatiesmoor, en aartappelslaai. Oorweeg dit om ‘n uiltjie te knip. 440
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I like it. I think it tastes similar to Coke Zero. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And me on a public holiday after a late night. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the only cola I drink. The recent makeover is very nice and makes it easy to distinguish. The previous design was the same as regular Coke, but with a gold stripe at the top of the band and a gold-coloured cap. 110
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I said stuff I knew the recipient didn’t want to hear. I knew I wouldn’t get reaction other than no response. In the past we’d just carry on after a bit like nothing happened. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tomorrow is a public holiday. And I’ll probably spend at least some of it working. And gardening. And cleaning my little flat. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The expected silent treatment has gone on much longer than I hoped it would. So… not great. 200
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A year ago this week I was inconsolable after having to cancel my hip replacement surgery because the medical aid people were bastards. 28 weeks ago I came home from successful surgery. It took a little longer, but every day I don’t need to take opioids, or really any kind of painkiller, is a win. 040
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026AI detecting AI that’s trained on human creation. I don’t see anything wrong with that. So many of our clients are saying my content reads like AI. There’s only so much I can do to make technical information “fun” without losing facts. 100
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Snapped a kind of glamour shot earlier. Not gonna lie, I quite like it. 070
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Something amiss with the right hand. Shooting pain if I put any pressure on it. Will hopefully be better in the morning because I can’t afford a doctor visit or possible imaging appointments. 020
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Overwhelming desire to spring clean. Like intensely. But it’s 19:04 on a school night and won’t end well if I start now. Probably won’t stop me. Stay tuned. 020
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trying to decide if I should share the progress of my arms. There’s still a long way to go and I’m very sensitive about it. 010
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No. It was low cut and didn’t really have enough fabric to cover her chest sufficiently. She didn’t even have big breasts. I just looked up from my computer, and the first thing I saw was a nipple. 110
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Too much fizz. Visions af my bed and a nap snuggled under the duvet with the fan on full bleats. 000
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is it just me? I always feel like I’m prettier than the pictures that end up on my phone. 110
Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Zero regrets (despite much of the apple sorbet ending up on my dress). Will call it a 9. Another two bites would’ve been perfect. 010