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Ungovernable goose

@themarthamyth.bsky.social
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Former silly goose turned ungovernable. Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦 🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn. Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse. Guaranteed inappropriate.

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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello Mindles. Just had the shock of my life. Woke up and thought it was Monday and that I had a meeting at 11. Going back to bed.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
02:44. Just made some coffee because I’m cold.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank fuck Monday’s done.
l've got a silly goose vibe that serious geese don't appreciate.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just did my budget for next month. Looks like I’ll be napping on the N1 😭
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I realise my post could also be written better, but I claim English not being my first language.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok sorry, I don’t mean to be flippant, but people have batteries? That headline could’ve been better written.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He doesn’t need a bow tie to helicopter. He does it with his, erm, “arm”.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thing about an alt is that you can sometimes say things you wouldn’t otherwise.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would do rude things for a spa day.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m quite excited to take this week’s progress of my arms. The marks have faded so much.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evens me.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did a spot of gardening (removed as much of the old plants as I could). Left my spekboom in tact. Rinsed under a dribble of water in the shower. Now for some Netflix and purl.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine them starting to nibble at Snowy after eating the chillies.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Interesting. Might grab one the next time I see it.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Like, what is this?

Tasty Sounds™
AudioLollipop
Listen to Music Through Your Mouth
"Electronic/Dance"
Scan to listen to the music
Play list: Watch Me Rise; Don't You Dare Let Go; Keep On Pushing inside the lolipop.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love knitting ponchos and capes. I’ve been gifting ponchos to old ladies so they’re warm when they read in bed at night.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do not do that, Mindles! And definitely don’t let Ananda do it!
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love a striking earring.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently “there was almost zero signal” so “contact has been patchy”.
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Jennifer Lawrence Says 'Alright'
Alt: Jennifer Lawrence Says 'Alright'.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh lol. Back to “that didn’t happen” apparently. Predictable, but I’m still grateful.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s dangerous.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Refused to pay R50 for a peanut butter Snickers. Seemed smaller than a standard Snickers. Instead, I paid R65 for a 100g Toblerone.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stupid cunt checked with US settings. Number one on my list of people deserving a poesklap.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone woke up and chose violence. She’s going to regret fucking with me.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Exgoose Me Funny Geese Animation
Alt: Exgoose Me Funny Geese Animation.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me, reading your posts.
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Jennifer Lawrence's Awkward Funny Face
Alt: Jennifer Lawrence's Awkward Funny Face.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally got my knitting stuff mostly organised. Just trying to figure out what to do with the DPNs (resisting the urge to trash them because I really hate working on them).
Interchangeable needle tips, cables, and several sets of long straight needles.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Magie vol, ogies toe.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heritage Day is also commonly referred to as Braai Day because South Africans love a braai (bbq) all day every day.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes! Boerewors is a traditional kind of sausage with spiced mince meat. Different spice mixes for different types. Chops. Beer bread. Potato salad. Tomato and onion stew, cooked slowly.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boerewors en ‘n tjoppie. Bierbrood, tamatiesmoor, en aartappelslaai. Oorweeg dit om ‘n uiltjie te knip.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like it. I think it tastes similar to Coke Zero.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And me on a public holiday after a late night.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the only cola I drink. The recent makeover is very nice and makes it easy to distinguish. The previous design was the same as regular Coke, but with a gold stripe at the top of the band and a gold-coloured cap.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just a smidge of melancholia.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@actordougjones.bsky.social
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👀
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I said stuff I knew the recipient didn’t want to hear. I knew I wouldn’t get reaction other than no response. In the past we’d just carry on after a bit like nothing happened.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tomorrow is a public holiday. And I’ll probably spend at least some of it working. And gardening. And cleaning my little flat.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The expected silent treatment has gone on much longer than I hoped it would. So… not great.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A year ago this week I was inconsolable after having to cancel my hip replacement surgery because the medical aid people were bastards. 28 weeks ago I came home from successful surgery. It took a little longer, but every day I don’t need to take opioids, or really any kind of painkiller, is a win.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AI detecting AI that’s trained on human creation. I don’t see anything wrong with that. So many of our clients are saying my content reads like AI. There’s only so much I can do to make technical information “fun” without losing facts.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Snapped a kind of glamour shot earlier. Not gonna lie, I quite like it.
Herself adjusting makeup in a mirror.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Something amiss with the right hand. Shooting pain if I put any pressure on it. Will hopefully be better in the morning because I can’t afford a doctor visit or possible imaging appointments.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Overwhelming desire to spring clean. Like intensely. But it’s 19:04 on a school night and won’t end well if I start now. Probably won’t stop me. Stay tuned.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trying to decide if I should share the progress of my arms. There’s still a long way to go and I’m very sensitive about it.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No. It was low cut and didn’t really have enough fabric to cover her chest sufficiently. She didn’t even have big breasts. I just looked up from my computer, and the first thing I saw was a nipple.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Too much fizz. Visions af my bed and a nap snuggled under the duvet with the fan on full bleats.
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it just me? I always feel like I’m prettier than the pictures that end up on my phone.
Look at my wrinkle-free dress! (Pre-dessert mess).
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Ungovernable goose @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zero regrets (despite much of the apple sorbet ending up on my dress). Will call it a 9. Another two bites would’ve been perfect.
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