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Butts McGee (eClaire)

@themanburglar.bsky.social
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 4h
I'm sorry but I could never be phased by a pedophile rabbi asking me about the ethics of my job as a vigilante pedophile chaser
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 4h
MERRITT WEVER I LOVE YOU
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 4h
Primetime - really good. Chris Hansen - innocent!!!
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one thing about me is I'm completely normal. any interaction we've had where I came off otherwise? that was actually you being weird
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good morning rise and grind if the Korean headspa in my hotel neighborhood doesn't open up an earlier spot for me than their website has available I'm going to **** *******
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not the one to talk about how insane and racist this all is, I just want to point out how funny it's gonna be when they claim their cultural heritage here and Americans will accept it because we're too stupid to remember why anyone came from anywhere in particular
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm "working" from home today does anyone want to give me 600 dollars for a switch 2 and fire emblem
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thinking about having children puts you into some weird headspaces you don't expect, such as "do they make a Snoo (smart sleeper bassinet that rocks your baby to sleep) for adults"
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
please. wake me up when man develops two dicks 🙄
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fundamentally im bitter that some of the most annoying old twitter guys are now leading political discourse when I'm the annoying old twitter guy who should be leading political discourse
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Justice in the looney tunes world looks like a human basketball professional stretching their body beyond physical limits to make sure the bad aliens go back to hell where they belong. Not for Daffy Duck to get an unsolicited $12.56 check from the ACME class action joint
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
couldn't finish this. sorry but hollywood is cooked
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can y'all help me remember that the best revenge is a life well lived/my paper/etc? and its not to rot on the couch in shame
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
who's the bigger fool? the fool who makes five toy stories or the fool who watches them
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just put on toy story 5 and I think it's cool how all the toys sound like they're in their 60s
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tag yourself in the AI slop, I'm the "defund hate" button
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just saying if you've been a size 6 your whole life and suddenly sometime since 2023 you became a size 2, I fucking hate you honestly
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You Can See Everything is going to change things for me I think. it's a huuuuge tick in the "life worth living" box even now
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/09/2026
I cannot stress enough how bad the situation is for the people ICE expelled to Equatorial Guinea right now. Grateful to Ahmed Soliman for talking with me despite the retaliation against him every time he goes on the record. prospect.org/2026/09/09/s...
prospect.org
‘Shoot Him!’: Police Threaten Third-Country Nationals Imprisoned in African Hotel - The American Prospect
‘I’m fighting for my life,’ said Ahmed Soliman after the latest in a string of abusive incidents in Equatorial Guinea, where ICE expelled him five months ago.
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Jeff Stein @jeffstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 Big news: The Washington Sun launches w/: — Huge investment in DC & local reporters — Legend Tom Sietsema — Capital Weather — Newsroom of +100, w/ great reporters (& me) Comes after Bezos's enormous cuts to WaPo To support, sign up for (free!) newsletter: washingtonsun.com/newsletters
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mamdani to institute mandatory summer jobs training program for landlords
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
boy you've got a prayer in Memphis......
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
kinda feels like charlie kirk died ten years ago
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
learning to sew:
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
maturing is realizing your grandma was right and The Prayer is a banger
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Remora House DC @remorahousedc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
• one family is in the final stages of getting housing & should move in this month! • one friend moved back home with their mom, they’re doing really well 🖤 The support we provide folks is to both address their needs & to build relationships & community with them. Mutual aid!
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Remora House DC @remorahousedc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sending out monthly stipends is also a chance to check in & hear how folks are doing. Here’s some updates from the folks y’all help support: • a longtime friend is applying to attend University of DC • another visited family for the first time in years (it was a lovely trip)
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the existence of midichlorians suggests the existence of mini- and maxichlorians
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
y'know if you think of the phantom menace as something like a disney channel original movie, it's actually really really good
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
who's the most influential guy at the table of 90 year olds who meet up at McDonald's every morning
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
as a side note I want to say I never expected how much these shows are about women with autism. truly they propel the entire franchise. Vicki, Ramona, Mary. some of televisions most compelling characters
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
learning to sew is so crazy cause you *will* go through every one of these in a single project but then at the end you'll just have like, a skirt
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The 51st @51st.news · 03/09/2026
Policing in Navy Yard is already out of control, argues Dr. Kevin Beckford — a youth advocate and researcher who lives in the neighborhood. Criminalization is likely to only make things worse, he writes in an opinion piece for The 51st.
51st.news
Opinion: D.C.'s Black teens deserve better than curfews
Policing in Navy Yard is already out of control, and criminalization is likely to only make things worse.
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm so glad I got into reality tv as my COVID hobby bc knowing who all three of this absolutely insane trio is is such a privilege
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
NEW: Community groups that do violence interruption work have had success in Portland — but budget cuts keep threatening their ability to survive and continue their work. Great dive: boltsmag.org/portland-vio...
boltsmag.org
In Portland, Violence Interrupters Struggle to Keep a Steady Foothold - Bolts
Funding cuts have threatened the work of community groups that work outside of law enforcement to support crime victims and prevent more violence.
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sorry for being in Philly and thinking multiple times that I'm in Chicago
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm absolutely obsessed with me having (self-induced 🤡) phone woes for a while, pre ordering a new pixel, then getting push served a bunch of articles to my current Pixel phone with titles like "Google Fucked Up the Pixel Again" and "You're a Fucking Dipshit If You Order the New Pixel. Stupid"
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when I go to work it's because I'm being punished for crimes I've committed in past lives
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm running for president in 2028
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
doesn't want to take a shower wife / listening to the coming of the third reich audiobook and explains that secularism in post ww1 Germany led to "science" based morality that included both germ theory and eugenics, so taking a shower would be nazi coded husband
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Meemaw Feed: Teddy bear cookies - the sixth ingredient is love ♥️👍2,851 I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me LOVING MY RODEO CHAMPION GRANDSON ♥️😂👍1,284 they’re changing the Pixar lamp to a RING LIGHT 😡😢🔫40,689
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
now why is the count in it
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel like this was filmed with an AI background and there's a body double out there on the field. right?
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
angle that the JB sign came out looked like J6 👁️
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dudamel directing the muppets is also a perfect circle venmo diagram of me and johns interests so that was a lot of fun
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
thinking about showing my parents Beychella
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Mr. Deal Closer @primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who’s the devil’s lettuce now?
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
going rogue, having a salad
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Butts McGee (eClaire) @themanburglar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my dead friend's former fiancee kept his Switch and that's fine she's totally allowed but I do wish she would change up the profile name and icon cause seeing his profile active on there does not feel good!!!
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