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@themaker90210.bsky.social
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wow guys you wrote me a whole poem? lmao that's so cool a strong independent man analogue who don't need no andraste (jk babe ilu)

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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i think i wanna get into roleplay. somebody hand me a character sheet.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The bung ripped through the heavens, if you know what I mean.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
look andraste i'm flyin!!!
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
whoaaaaaa hey now
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Is that the Arishok's aricock on the roof?
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i don't understand you mortals. why is it called "horny"? does it involve qunari, orrrr....?
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
oh um haha this is awkward *sweats*
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Hessarian: not even once.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
girl that was a secret told in confidence, how could you betray me like this
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Everything is for sale! Except two rage demons spouting fire at each other in an eternal battle for dominance since neither is taking damage. Those are for my personal use.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
someone said it's yuri day who is yuri
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
hey guys what's a vena tori is it like some kind of wine or
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It's a nice night for Andraste.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
See, eating Schmooples is why the Maker turned his gaze from us.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
HEY now—————
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
hey The Chantry do you think you guys could start an exalted march on the united states? this is not a request from your The Maker, just an innocent passing thought
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing sunglasses is smoking a cigarette in front of a shoe display
Alt: Ryan Gosling in a suit and sunglasses looking extremely offended by something beneath him. In this case, the quote posted.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
who left this post-it on my face while i was sleeping for 17 days
A post-it note that reads: Neve misses you Mr The Maker sir.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
what's a "tariff" is it a new kind of mabari???
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
hey pals! i, your benevolent the maker, have created this new thing for you. protect your peace early and often!
A screenshot of the BlueSky account screen, showing the meatball menu that has the "Block Account" option in it.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i was taking an extra long nap cuz everything happens so much, what have i missed
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
see neve, spite says corn is good
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
what's a vipper
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
gonna work on my snapping so i can snap fascists out of existence like that one guy with the weird chin
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
ok guys cole and ive got this
A picture of two cartoon people eating salads. Ryan Gosling's face is pasted onto the left cartoon person and Cole Dragon Age's face is pasted onto the right cartoon person.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
hey guys what can you cook with corn and apples? asking for a friend (its me cuz i love myself *hair flippy*)
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
*accidentally fills @solvingcapers.bsky.social office with a billion apples* oopsie daisy
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i am led to believe it's cold and you mortals like hot chocolate when it's cold right?? i gotchu *puts a chocolate bar in the microwave*
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i'm the maker and i endorse this message
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
how are all my faithful and unfaithful doing today
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
hey hey hey did you guys know all these things about me??
About Me: The Maker. Age: big number. Eye color: sunglasses. Birthday: every day! Food: corn. Hobby: snapping. Drink: beer I think? Three things I love about myself: I snap real good, made cool stuff, Andraste picked me. When I grow up I want to be: nug, dragon, Neve Gallus.All about me. My name is the Maker. I was born on Mojo Dojo Day. I am lots years old. I am some feet and some inches. My favorite animal: nug. My favorite color: pink. The flag of my home country: the chantry logo. If I could make one wish, it would be for: more legs. My favorite number: can you take me higher by Creed.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
fun fact: trans people are cool and good actually. my most creative creations for sure. they definitely get the official the maker stamp of approval. right on their cute lil foreheads.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
i wanna get married, who wants to marry the maker???
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
you might not think so, but actually...
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
so like hey guys ha ha *hair flippy*
How do you feel about me meme. All colors except black say "i love you the maker." Black says "bitch."
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
*leaves 3000 slightly burned to a literal crisp oatmeal cookies (without friggin raisins) for @ladyshipofkorse.bsky.social then goes back to putting out fires in the mojo dojo golden city*
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
oh hey sorry i've been away today i may or may not have accidentally set the mojo dojo golden city on fire EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW THOUGH
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@solvingcapers.bsky.social i bet the corn doesn't seem so bad now
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
this one's not my fault you guys, i didn't do it
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i wonder what ever happened to all those nugs i definitely accidentally set loose in dock town haha. ha. ha.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i just wanna be clear that this is NOT one of my creations (but i (mostly) approve)
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
fun fact: trans people are cool and good actually. my most creative creations for sure. they definitely get the official the maker stamp of approval. right on their cute lil foreheads.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
where do you think qunari came from
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I'm not going to ravage the countryside because I have a headache.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"the maker why are you so obsessed with neve gallus"
The Marge Simpson potato meme, showing Marge holding up a picture of Neve with the caption "I just think she's neat!"
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
oh oh oh oh i wanna do it this might be fun!!!!
An OC Meme. 1 Like = 1 Answer. The numbers and categories will be listed in the replies.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
oh are we posting pics of our faces? here's mine
Ryan Gosling as Ken in the Barbie Movie wearing a cowboy outfit with a pink bandana around his neck and a white cowboy hat.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
oh oh oh oh i wanna do it this might be fun!!!!
An OC Meme. 1 Like = 1 Answer. The numbers and categories will be listed in the replies.
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Elloy "Alt" — maysilee donner stan account @elloysbrainrot.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Abellin edited over Ken saying My Job is Just Breach
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
hey friends and faithful, whats your favorite verse of the chant 😏
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