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@themaker90210.bsky.social
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wow guys you wrote me a whole poem? lmao that's so cool a strong independent man analogue who don't need no andraste (jk babe ilu)

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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
who left this post-it on my face while i was sleeping for 17 days
A post-it note that reads: Neve misses you Mr The Maker sir.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
hey pals! i, your benevolent the maker, have created this new thing for you. protect your peace early and often!
A screenshot of the BlueSky account screen, showing the meatball menu that has the "Block Account" option in it.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
ok guys cole and ive got this
A picture of two cartoon people eating salads. Ryan Gosling's face is pasted onto the left cartoon person and Cole Dragon Age's face is pasted onto the right cartoon person.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
hey hey hey did you guys know all these things about me??
About Me: The Maker. Age: big number. Eye color: sunglasses. Birthday: every day! Food: corn. Hobby: snapping. Drink: beer I think? Three things I love about myself: I snap real good, made cool stuff, Andraste picked me. When I grow up I want to be: nug, dragon, Neve Gallus.All about me. My name is the Maker. I was born on Mojo Dojo Day. I am lots years old. I am some feet and some inches. My favorite animal: nug. My favorite color: pink. The flag of my home country: the chantry logo. If I could make one wish, it would be for: more legs. My favorite number: can you take me higher by Creed.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
so like hey guys ha ha *hair flippy*
How do you feel about me meme. All colors except black say "i love you the maker." Black says "bitch."
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The Maker says: What is spite? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
hmmm
Hyperfixated. Talks about nothing but the viper. Very excited all the time. Could probably summon them with a keyword the viper.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"the maker why are you so obsessed with neve gallus"
The Marge Simpson potato meme, showing Marge holding up a picture of Neve with the caption "I just think she's neat!"
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
oh are we posting pics of our faces? here's mine
Ryan Gosling as Ken in the Barbie Movie wearing a cowboy outfit with a pink bandana around his neck and a white cowboy hat.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
oh oh oh oh i wanna do it this might be fun!!!!
An OC Meme. 1 Like = 1 Answer. The numbers and categories will be listed in the replies.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
oh my god leave me alone, she didn't like it! rub it in why don't you
A cell phone push notification about a fish hat from Amazon dot com.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
the maker's just gonna go ahead and fulfill the prophecy of turning away from mankind again for a bit b/c you guys make this experience really unpleasant for me (ilu neve call me 💋)
An imagine of Ryan Reynolds leaning again a building with a car crashing in the background. Text near Ryan Reynolds says "me, just trying to make you laugh" and text near the car says "you guys putting on your Regina George hats."
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
A screenshot from the movie Gladiator with the text Are You Not Entertained with Ryan Reynolds' face pasted on top.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
good morning to today's the maker's special chosen
A picture of Steve Harwell from Smashmouth holding up two signs that say "I support you" in trans flag colors. Ryan Reynolds' face is pasted on top.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
hang on, i can explain (i can't)
Lara Croft Fans 2K reskeeted the edited screenshot of Lara Croft with Ryan Gosling's face.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
picture of spite and me irl
Ryan Reynolds standing with a big purple creature.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Ryan Gosling with a #1 fan foam finger pasted on top.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
*a note is slipped under @solvingcapers.bsky.social door*
My dearest Neve,
I am sorry that I broke into your home and stole your bathwater. I made lots of money, but having to stand around with my feet frozen was the worst six minutes of my life. I have learned an important lesson and will never behave in such an inappropriate way ever again probably.
I would like to make it up to you by doing something that maybe won’t annoy you. I have no idea what that is, but I might figure it out! Please accept this apology from the deepest recesses of the object that is closest to what you mortals might call a heart.
With greatest respect and minimal misbehavior,
Your The Maker
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
did spite write this
You Are Invited To. Wedding.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
you guys it's only been 12 seconds and i've already made like $685,128!!! i am finally debt free eyyyyyyy
An advertisement for The Maker's Neve Gallus Bathwater for 600 sovereigns each. A man in a tuxedo with Ryan Gosling's face pasted on holds up a tiny jar labeled "Eau De Neve".
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
A picture of an analogue clock showing that the time is 4:20.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Ryan Gosling confused math man.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
ok i'm ready now what
An image of a tomb with Lara Croft on the side that says Tomb Raider the Great Pyramid. Ryan Gosling's Ken face has been pasted on top.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
got a new job! surely this one will last longer than an hour
A picture of a Denny's waiter with Ryan Gosling's face pasted on. The name tag reads: The Maker.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
so, anybody hungry? i can give you my the maker employee discount as long as you don't tell my boss
A promotional picture of a Subway employee with Ryan Gosling's face pasted on.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
*trying to rearrange TARQUIN in his mind to spell GLOOMY*
Ryan Gosling confused math man.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
SIGH we coulda had it all...
Ryan Gosling from La La Land. Neve's face is pasted on top of Emma Stone's.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Why do you want Neve to kill me? I'm nice.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
i feel i must defend myself. my joke was very not himbo of me, i am so sorry. back to our regularly scheduled himbo the maker hours.
A google search for "how does a leatherworker treat skins" to which the result is related to tanning. A person who tans would be a tanner.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
holy shit, is that my cousin steve??? hard to tell when he's so... y'know... formless. steve if that's you: eyyy steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve if you're not steve please disregard
The formless one has followed you.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
hi guys i'm moving out of the swamp and into a new country, this is our national flag
Ryan Gosling hold up a photoshopped lesbian flag.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
this is where i post from
A Barbie dream house.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
am i doing this right
The meme of Jason Momoa sneaking up on Henry Cavill. Cavill has the text "Spite trying to wage a holy war" and Jason Momoa has Ryan Gosling's face pasted on with the text "The Maker."
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
another gift for you that i found in my t-shirt box
A bib that reads Daddy's Favorite Nug.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The Simpsons "I'm in danger" meme with Ryan Gosling's face on it.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
may i offer you a gift in the mean time, to get you through these trying fishless times? i heard you like hats
A collage of images showing a woman wearing a fish-shaped hat.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
here to show my support ✊
Ryan Gosling as the Maker, now with more purple feathers.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
ah shit man my bad, oh hey wait i know the perfect one hang on *digs through a box*
A blue t-shirt with Alistair's face with the text: save a griffon, ride a grey warden.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
ok i had sister theohild write this up for me
Canticle of Interacting with The Maker
Welcome to the Mojo Dojo Golden City! To ensure an enjoyable interaction is had by all, please note the following:
Here are some fun facts about the Maker!
1. Writer is 30+
2. Clearly this is a shitposting account
3. Like recreational flirting ok, absolutely NO shipping
4. Light, good-spirited ribbing is absolutely fine and encouraged!
5. DMs are OPEN in the event you would like to communicate with me OOC (for example to let me know you would rather not interact, which is absolutely okay)
The following types of interactions will result in excommunication (blocking):
1. Attempts to force sexual or nonsexual relationships with the Maker
2. Religious trauma dumping onto the Maker
3. Using the Maker as a way to relive your High School Mean Girl Glory Days
4. Insulting Andraste (crossed out)
5. Any interaction that makes my day objectively worse
The Maker is here to party and have a good time. Please consider interacting with him in this spirit! Please don’t be so mean to him that you force me to activate his secret sleeper agent backstory. This is not a challenge – please do not bully the Maker like that. It’s not fun for me.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
all you up on my doorstep like
A man stands below text that reads: "I bring a sort of religious trauma vibe to the mojo dojo golden city that the maker don't really like."
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Morrigan, upside down and in the air, with the words "tis unfortunate" beneath her.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
girl you spent an entire blight looking like this
Morrigan with her arms up in the air from Dragon Age Origins.
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
eyyy you found the lost verses! this one's my favorite
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
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the maker @themaker90210.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Ryan Gosling flipping the bird with the text "Wanna go vape and smoke?"
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