The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comBoy Talks About Pork Chops and Apple SauceALT: Boy Talks About Pork Chops and Apple Sauce 111
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the lemon cheesecake turned out hella delicious :) 0220
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m gonna do my best! Our oven is down and maintenance doesn’t think that’s a priority, so I’m going the no-bake route. Gonna make the lemon curd tonight and plan on using speculoos cookies for the crust. Maybe add a bit of cardamom to go with the spices and lemon. :) 120
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My husband’s birthday is Friday, so I’m going to make him a lemon cheezecake this year :) 1150
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Boo hoo, I offended a youth at work who bragged about using AI because he doesn’t feel like paying artists to make the stuff he wants to see and who said art isn’t important in society anymore. 2161
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My bestie would first need to indicate he’d be down :) 010
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oops, had another dream last night involving a threesome with my husband and one of my best friends 😅🫦 1240
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m glad in a way that I blew off this book when it was assigned during a lit class in college because I know I would not have appreciated it then the way I did now. I’m going to sit with this one a bit. 070
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listening to disco while rearranging my bookshelves and trying my hardest to get all my books to fit 😅 180
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think we might do a breakfast bowl tonight with sweet potato fries, tofu scramble, green chiles, sautéed kale, and avocado :) 010
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026oh fuck me uppppp! that sounds so delicious. 010
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mrs. King was my driver in 3rd grade. My folks made me try out an academy for a year, and I had a really hard time fitting in with my established peers. She kept an eye on me each day and kept the front seat behind her clear in case I needed to talk :) 111
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Irreversible Decline of Eddie Socket by John Weir 000
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Now I give a shit about them! Before this, I tolerated them in hopes of some sort of development, and when that development hits, THANK THE LITERARY DEITIES. Much-needed. Much-appreciated. 040
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Super glad I hit the point in the book where some character development happens and the protagonist suddenly goes from whiny, aloof, and with an Old Hollywood reference for everything to having his pretense called out and finally speaking honestly. And his cold love interest explains his past. 220
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026new (to me) word of the day: epicene (adjective) 1 (of a noun): having but one form to indicate either sex 2 (a): having characteristics typical of the other sex (b): effeminate 3: lacking characteristics of either sex 050
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh, because I have always been foolishly hopeful that things will get better when I damn well know they won’t and can’t. lol. 050
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today was my first day at work being back in my old department with way less responsibility, and y’all, the way I walked out of that shift not pissed off and stressed for the first time in literal years. I don’t know why I didn’t do this sooner. 3130
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh no, y’all. my hybrid gummies from my break have me caught in a time warp and the day is stretching out longer than it should be 😭 070
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. 2150
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Watching “Straight Talk” for the first time :) 030
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026give him a minute to recharge and my husband can probably go again 120
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Treats from today’s walk to the bookstore 😅 I read “Liddie” for UIL or Academic Pentathlon or something and wrote a paper about “moral turpitude” in the book because of course I did. My husband picked out the rad book about pollinators. :) 070
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fuck yes! “Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher” affected me. Probably the first book I remember making me cry. 010
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I also finally got to visit The Little Gay Shop where I found some issues of Butt magazine. While I hung out and swam with my best friend, my husband found me this Jean Grey card from 1994 from Crunch ‘n Munch with Tom Rainey art :) 0170
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve been collecting the Coville Magic Shop books that I missed/didn’t know existed when I was a kid. I was also obsessed with “The Secret of NIMH” as a kid and always wanted to read the book. Thankfully Powell’s at PDX Airport had this anniversary edition :) 110
