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The Mad Fapper

@themadfapper.bsky.social
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He/Him. Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We also met this neighborhood cat on our walk home from coffee this morning. He’s usually skittish, but he let me get close enough to sniff my hand and then started rolling around and showing off. :) We named him Onions, and he let me scratch behind his ears a bit before he moved on.
An orange cat on his side beside a fence An orange cat on his back reaching forward An orange cat on his back in the sun beneath some shrubs
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New additions to my library :) 1) “Mysterious Skin” by Scott Heim 2) “The Berlin Novels” by Christopher Isherwood (which came from a bookstore in Paris my husband visited a few years ago) 3) “The Scarlet Letter” by Nathaniel Hawthorne. Hester Prynne says “trans rights”
A copy of Scott Heim’s “Mysterious Skin”A copy of Christopher Isherwood’s “The Berlin Novels,” which contains “Mr. Norris Changes Trains” and “Goodbye to Berlin” (the inspiration for “Cabaret”).The title page of “The Berlin Novels”. It contains a stamp from Shakespeare and Company, a bookstore in Paris.A paperback copy of “The Scarlet Letter” by Nathaniel Hawthorne
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
McFreakin’ lose it.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MCM: 10.5.26.
A nude hairy homosexual shows off his erect cock, but in black and white
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the lemon cheesecake turned out hella delicious :)
A vegan lemon cheezecake with a layer of lemon curd on topA slice of lemon cheezecake to show off the layers 💅🏻
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FCF: 10.2.26.
A nude hairy homosexual has just shot a load up his belly
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
9.29.26.
A hairy homosexual pulls down his black underwear to show off his erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A copy of “The Irreversible Decline of Eddie Socket” on a table with a bookmark featuring Storm of X-Men. Beyond the book are an assortment of rocks and cacti and succulents. The waning sun shines through the trees outside.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FCF: 9.25.26.
A nude hairy homosexual’s erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Treats from today’s walk to the bookstore 😅 I read “Liddie” for UIL or Academic Pentathlon or something and wrote a paper about “moral turpitude” in the book because of course I did. My husband picked out the rad book about pollinators. :)
A copy of Katherine Patterson’s book “Lyddie”.A copy of Josh Silver’s “Fruit Fly”. A copy of “Farm Boys: Lives of Gay Men from the Rural Midwest” by Will FellowsA copy of “The Forgotten Pollinators” by Stephen L. Buchmann and Gary Paul Nabhan.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I also finally got to visit The Little Gay Shop where I found some issues of Butt magazine. While I hung out and swam with my best friend, my husband found me this Jean Grey card from 1994 from Crunch ‘n Munch with Tom Rainey art :)
Butt Magazine 35, Autumn 2024Butt Magazine 37, Autumn 2025A trading card of Jean Grey with art by Tom Rainey
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Books found on vacation :)
A copy of Bruce Coville’s “The Monster’s Ring,” featuring a boy wearing a glowing ring who is turning into a monsterA copy of Douglas Stuart’s “Shuggie Bain”.A copy of “Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH” by Robert C. O’Brien
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FCF courtesy of the guest bathroom this last week
A hairy homosexual lifts his shirt and shows off his cock, balls, and bushA hairy homosexual lifts his shirt and shows off his balls, bush, and now erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
FCF: 9.11.26.
A nude homosexual shows off his bush, plump cock, and balls. A nude homosexual holds his veiny cock.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
9.8.26.
A nude homosexual’s hairy body, bush, and plumped cock.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Haven’t been feeling great the last half of this week, so here’s the best boner I could muster :)
A hairy homosexual isn’t wearing pants and shows off his chubbed cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today we tried a new spot for burritos and got fro-yo afterwards on a walk :)
A burrito wrapped in paper on a plate with two bottles of hot sauce and a husband holding his burrito having just taken a bite. Two cups of vegan frozen yogurt. On the left is caramel macadamia with chocolate shell and waffle cone bits. Beside it is a cup of chocolate hazelnut pudding with marshmallows and cookie butter shell.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday cumday :)
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
next up in the reading queue!
A copy of “The Irreversible Decline of Eddie Socket”, featuring a shirtless man in jeans on a bed while a black cat climbs toward him, a pencil box featuring X-Men characters circa The Phoenix Saga, and a green backpack. All in the grass at the park.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FCF: 8.28.26.
A nude homosexual’s erect veiny greased-up cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tummy.
A sad, hairy homosexual has his black underwear pulled down and tugs on his stiff cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We went to Mirisata (vegan Sri Lankan) for lunch and built a dank-ass platter and met a snaggle-toothed cat named Meeka from the neighborhood who stopped by :)
A platter of curried garlic, taro curry, tempered carrots, meatball curry, mallum made with mung beans, and chik’n curry with seitan. And a side of cashew cheese-stuffed roti. A sweet gregarious cat named Meeka who joined us at lunch
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And my husband got this book, “Canyon Hiking Guide to the Colorado Plateau” by Michael R. Kelsey
A copy of “Canyon Hiking Guide to the Colorado Plateau” by Michael R. Kelsey, an orange book with images of spectacular natural formations
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Newest additions to my library :) 1. “The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop” by Fannie Flagg 2. “Go Tell It On The Mountain” by James Baldwin 3. “Song of Aaron” by Richard Amory
A copy of Fannie Flagg’s “The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop”A rad vintage copy of James Baldwin’s “Go Tell It On The Mountain”A vintage gay paperback of “Song of Aaron” by Richard AmoryThe back cover of “Song of Aaron” featuring two cowboys standing close together on the prairie
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FCF: big stretch :)
A nude hairy homosexual is erect and stretching
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
River basking and river flop.
A naked homosexual stands in the river with his arms crossed, soaking up the sun. The naked homosexual’s flaccid cock while sunbathing.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
MCM: 8.17.26.
A nude homosexual sits on his husband’s cock having just shot a load all over his belly and hand.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
once more with feeting
A homosexual in pink Awry shorts sits on his patio surrounded by plants. A bookmark featuring 90s Storm from X-Men is slipped into his shorts for safe keeping. A copy of “Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe” rests on his crossed leg.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
patio reads :)
A homosexual in pink shorts sits on his patio, surrounded by plants, with a copy of “Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe” by Fannie Flagg. At his feet is a blue cup of water.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
FCF: 8.7.26.
A hairy homosexual lifts his shirt and grips his 
morning wood.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Next up! :)
A copy of “Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe” by Fannie Flagg with a glass of cold brew behind it
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MCM: new photo, same view lol
A homosexual wearing just a t-shirt lifts it to show off his chubbed cock upon waking up this morning.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
SCS: 8.1.26.
A hairy naked homosexual shows off his bush, cock, and balls.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
FCF in two parts
A nude hairy homosexual exposes his lubed-up cock as it swellsA nude hairy homosexual shows off his lubed-up erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yussssss.
A copy of Paul Monette’s “Halfway Home”, a cup of cold brew, and ginger-orange tofu. Yas.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
that post-river droop
A hairy homosexual pulls down his little green shorts to reveal his soft cock and sagging balls, droopy from a day in the sun.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
what a day :)
A homosexual show off his river outfit: a gray tank top with Keith Haring on it and army green lil shorts.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
river bum.
A foot in the sand and sun. Beyond it is the river and the other shore.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
FCF: 7.24.26.
A hairy homosexual lifts his shirt to show off his erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well, this book just took a turn I did NOT see coming (and this is after it already went a direction I didn’t expect). Kudos, Mr. Monette, kudos.
A copy of Paul Monette’s “Halfway Home” perched on crossed legs. There’s a cheese wedge tattoo, and a bookmark featuring Storm peaks out from the book.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
besties saw it first :)
A nearly nude homosexual shows off his hairy belly, stiff cock, and balls. Again.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SCS: okay, I’m awake… *grumble grumble*
A homosexual wears just a t-shirt. His soft cock and balls are exposed.,
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Awaiting my bubble tea :)
A stoned bearded bespectacled homosexual waits patiently for a bubble tea. A copy of Paul Monette’s “Halfway Home” is on the table in front of him.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We picked the perfect table for park reading :)
A picnic table with a squirting penis drawn on it. The the left of the drawing are a cup of hojicha latte with boba and a yuzu dragonfruit drink with boba. On the right is a copy of “Hot Axe” by May Archer and a copy of “Halfway Home” by Paul Monette
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
FCF: this boner was inspired by a beautiful friend
A hairy homosexual lifts his green t-shirt and shows off his swelling cock and balls and bush
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Starting a new book while my husband skates to cancelled singers in the playlist.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
FCF: 7.3.26.
A hairy homosexual lifts his green t-shirt and shows off his veiny erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
FCF: greasy hog
A nude homosexual shows off his lubed-up cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
my gateway drug :)
A copy of D’Aulaires’ Book of Greek Myths held up in front of a bookshelf
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
so far, yes.
A stiffening cock exposed from black underwear
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