The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the lemon cheesecake turned out hella delicious :) 0210
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My husband’s birthday is Friday, so I’m going to make him a lemon cheezecake this year :) 1140
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Boo hoo, I offended a youth at work who bragged about using AI because he doesn’t feel like paying artists to make the stuff he wants to see and who said art isn’t important in society anymore. 2161
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oops, had another dream last night involving a threesome with my husband and one of my best friends 😅🫦 1240
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m glad in a way that I blew off this book when it was assigned during a lit class in college because I know I would not have appreciated it then the way I did now. I’m going to sit with this one a bit. 070
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listening to disco while rearranging my bookshelves and trying my hardest to get all my books to fit 😅 180
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Super glad I hit the point in the book where some character development happens and the protagonist suddenly goes from whiny, aloof, and with an Old Hollywood reference for everything to having his pretense called out and finally speaking honestly. And his cold love interest explains his past. 220
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026new (to me) word of the day: epicene (adjective) 1 (of a noun): having but one form to indicate either sex 2 (a): having characteristics typical of the other sex (b): effeminate 3: lacking characteristics of either sex 050
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today was my first day at work being back in my old department with way less responsibility, and y’all, the way I walked out of that shift not pissed off and stressed for the first time in literal years. I don’t know why I didn’t do this sooner. 3130
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh no, y’all. my hybrid gummies from my break have me caught in a time warp and the day is stretching out longer than it should be 😭 070
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. 2140
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Watching “Straight Talk” for the first time :) 030
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Treats from today’s walk to the bookstore 😅 I read “Liddie” for UIL or Academic Pentathlon or something and wrote a paper about “moral turpitude” in the book because of course I did. My husband picked out the rad book about pollinators. :) 070
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I also finally got to visit The Little Gay Shop where I found some issues of Butt magazine. While I hung out and swam with my best friend, my husband found me this Jean Grey card from 1994 from Crunch ‘n Munch with Tom Rainey art :) 0170
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026FCF courtesy of the guest bathroom this last week 1793
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I need to figure out who I want to be and where I want to be. 2100
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sitting on the back porch, smoking the last little bowl of weed that my mother-in-law got me out first day here. My sister-in-law just made a small fire in the pit. Tonight, my husband and I ate at my favorite spot with one of my best friends and his partner. Lots of thoughts. Lots of emotions. 0130
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Took a scalding shower. Ate a few fistfuls of marshmallows. Rainbow lights are on. Earbuds are in. Time to vibe, bébés. 0160
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026sitting in the car listening to this as I finish my joint. today was kinda really awful. but this song is super beautiful. and so are all of you. be kind to yourself, y’all. ♥️ youtu.be/A8RmelAYu0k?...youtu.beBlue DressYouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic 4120
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Haven’t been feeling great the last half of this week, so here’s the best boner I could muster :) 3892
Reposted by The Mad FapperThe Croissant Cowboy @thecroissantcowboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Les samedis matins. 📖☕️ 21117491
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Today we tried a new spot for burritos and got fro-yo afterwards on a walk :) 0220
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Today after work, I went WAY out of my comfort zone and said hey to a neighbor I’ve wanted to befriend for a while now and gave him a book I love and we talked a while and are now connected on ig and text :) 0200
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Shout out to the tattooed queer hottie working the waffle food truck today. 😉 1200
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We went to Mirisata (vegan Sri Lankan) for lunch and built a dank-ass platter and met a snaggle-toothed cat named Meeka from the neighborhood who stopped by :) 1210
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Newest additions to my library :) 1. “The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop” by Fannie Flagg 2. “Go Tell It On The Mountain” by James Baldwin 3. “Song of Aaron” by Richard Amory 170
The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When the playlist shuffles from Slayyyter to Brittany Murphy, you know the quality of your day will finally turn around. 160
Reposted by The Mad FapperHephaestus⚒️ @hephaestusx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026No gimmick FCF this week 1549144
Reposted by The Mad Fapperharry kim’s perfect nipples @himbotea.bsky.social · 20/08/2026my favorite thing about Bluesky is that every day can be fcf if you believe hard enough 💗 0171