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The Mad Fapper

@themadfapper.bsky.social
3.2K followers 2.1K following 5K posts

He/Him. Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the lemon cheesecake turned out hella delicious :)
A vegan lemon cheezecake with a layer of lemon curd on topA slice of lemon cheezecake to show off the layers 💅🏻
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FCF: 10.2.26.
A nude hairy homosexual has just shot a load up his belly
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My husband’s birthday is Friday, so I’m going to make him a lemon cheezecake this year :)
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
9.29.26.
A hairy homosexual pulls down his black underwear to show off his erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boo hoo, I offended a youth at work who bragged about using AI because he doesn’t feel like paying artists to make the stuff he wants to see and who said art isn’t important in society anymore.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oops, had another dream last night involving a threesome with my husband and one of my best friends 😅🫦
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m glad in a way that I blew off this book when it was assigned during a lit class in college because I know I would not have appreciated it then the way I did now. I’m going to sit with this one a bit.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A copy of “The Irreversible Decline of Eddie Socket” on a table with a bookmark featuring Storm of X-Men. Beyond the book are an assortment of rocks and cacti and succulents. The waning sun shines through the trees outside.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FCF: 9.25.26.
A nude hairy homosexual’s erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listening to disco while rearranging my bookshelves and trying my hardest to get all my books to fit 😅
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Super glad I hit the point in the book where some character development happens and the protagonist suddenly goes from whiny, aloof, and with an Old Hollywood reference for everything to having his pretense called out and finally speaking honestly. And his cold love interest explains his past.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new (to me) word of the day: epicene (adjective) 1 (of a noun): having but one form to indicate either sex 2 (a): having characteristics typical of the other sex (b): effeminate 3: lacking characteristics of either sex
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today was my first day at work being back in my old department with way less responsibility, and y’all, the way I walked out of that shift not pissed off and stressed for the first time in literal years. I don’t know why I didn’t do this sooner.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh no, y’all. my hybrid gummies from my break have me caught in a time warp and the day is stretching out longer than it should be 😭
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job. I can’t walk out. I need this job.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching “Straight Talk” for the first time :)
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well my hole is obliterated.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Treats from today’s walk to the bookstore 😅 I read “Liddie” for UIL or Academic Pentathlon or something and wrote a paper about “moral turpitude” in the book because of course I did. My husband picked out the rad book about pollinators. :)
A copy of Katherine Patterson’s book “Lyddie”.A copy of Josh Silver’s “Fruit Fly”. A copy of “Farm Boys: Lives of Gay Men from the Rural Midwest” by Will FellowsA copy of “The Forgotten Pollinators” by Stephen L. Buchmann and Gary Paul Nabhan.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I also finally got to visit The Little Gay Shop where I found some issues of Butt magazine. While I hung out and swam with my best friend, my husband found me this Jean Grey card from 1994 from Crunch ‘n Munch with Tom Rainey art :)
Butt Magazine 35, Autumn 2024Butt Magazine 37, Autumn 2025A trading card of Jean Grey with art by Tom Rainey
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Books found on vacation :)
A copy of Bruce Coville’s “The Monster’s Ring,” featuring a boy wearing a glowing ring who is turning into a monsterA copy of Douglas Stuart’s “Shuggie Bain”.A copy of “Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH” by Robert C. O’Brien
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FCF courtesy of the guest bathroom this last week
A hairy homosexual lifts his shirt and shows off his cock, balls, and bushA hairy homosexual lifts his shirt and shows off his balls, bush, and now erect cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back in PDX. TBD on how I feel about that.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need to figure out who I want to be and where I want to be.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sitting on the back porch, smoking the last little bowl of weed that my mother-in-law got me out first day here. My sister-in-law just made a small fire in the pit. Tonight, my husband and I ate at my favorite spot with one of my best friends and his partner. Lots of thoughts. Lots of emotions.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
FCF: 9.11.26.
A nude homosexual shows off his bush, plump cock, and balls. A nude homosexual holds his veiny cock.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
9.8.26.
A nude homosexual’s hairy body, bush, and plumped cock.
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Adam ٩(^‿^)۶ @adambbz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nn everyone
Me in a grey sinner jock. Sorry for flirting x
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Took a scalding shower. Ate a few fistfuls of marshmallows. Rainbow lights are on. Earbuds are in. Time to vibe, bébés.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
sitting in the car listening to this as I finish my joint. today was kinda really awful. but this song is super beautiful. and so are all of you. be kind to yourself, y’all. ♥️ youtu.be/A8RmelAYu0k?...
youtu.be
Blue Dress
YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Haven’t been feeling great the last half of this week, so here’s the best boner I could muster :)
A hairy homosexual isn’t wearing pants and shows off his chubbed cock
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The Croissant Cowboy @thecroissantcowboy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Les samedis matins. 📖☕️
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today we tried a new spot for burritos and got fro-yo afterwards on a walk :)
A burrito wrapped in paper on a plate with two bottles of hot sauce and a husband holding his burrito having just taken a bite. Two cups of vegan frozen yogurt. On the left is caramel macadamia with chocolate shell and waffle cone bits. Beside it is a cup of chocolate hazelnut pudding with marshmallows and cookie butter shell.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today after work, I went WAY out of my comfort zone and said hey to a neighbor I’ve wanted to befriend for a while now and gave him a book I love and we talked a while and are now connected on ig and text :)
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday cumday :)
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
next up in the reading queue!
A copy of “The Irreversible Decline of Eddie Socket”, featuring a shirtless man in jeans on a bed while a black cat climbs toward him, a pencil box featuring X-Men characters circa The Phoenix Saga, and a green backpack. All in the grass at the park.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FCF: 8.28.26.
A nude homosexual’s erect veiny greased-up cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shout out to the tattooed queer hottie working the waffle food truck today. 😉
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B(anana) @messwasmade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#scs 😘
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tummy.
A sad, hairy homosexual has his black underwear pulled down and tugs on his stiff cock
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We went to Mirisata (vegan Sri Lankan) for lunch and built a dank-ass platter and met a snaggle-toothed cat named Meeka from the neighborhood who stopped by :)
A platter of curried garlic, taro curry, tempered carrots, meatball curry, mallum made with mung beans, and chik’n curry with seitan. And a side of cashew cheese-stuffed roti. A sweet gregarious cat named Meeka who joined us at lunch
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Newest additions to my library :) 1. “The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop” by Fannie Flagg 2. “Go Tell It On The Mountain” by James Baldwin 3. “Song of Aaron” by Richard Amory
A copy of Fannie Flagg’s “The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop”A rad vintage copy of James Baldwin’s “Go Tell It On The Mountain”A vintage gay paperback of “Song of Aaron” by Richard AmoryThe back cover of “Song of Aaron” featuring two cowboys standing close together on the prairie
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
btw, DO the horrors ever cease?
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When the playlist shuffles from Slayyyter to Brittany Murphy, you know the quality of your day will finally turn around.
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FCF: big stretch :)
A nude hairy homosexual is erect and stretching
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Hephaestus⚒️ @hephaestusx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No gimmick FCF this week
DickPenis
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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
River basking and river flop.
A naked homosexual stands in the river with his arms crossed, soaking up the sun. The naked homosexual’s flaccid cock while sunbathing.
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harry kim’s perfect nipples @himbotea.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my favorite thing about Bluesky is that every day can be fcf if you believe hard enough 💗
Hard dong jutting out of the right side of shorts. Hairless nuts hang below. A tense hand is holding the erection at just the right angle
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Shaney Cakes @shaneycakes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cozy night in
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