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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 27/09/2026
"1 isn't a lot" imagine one mets win
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Secret lives of Mormon wives continues to be one of the saddest television shows currently airing but Layla getting a butch gf after three straight bum bfs is hopecore
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am a maker’s market vendor and these are my 300 homemade rings with perfect depictions of beloved cultural icons
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Idk how many more “this is Joe Biden’s America”s I got left in me at the grocery store
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I gotta get out of this fucking city
An ad in a DC metro station that reads “Meta is proud to donate Ray-Ban Meta glasses to every blind veteran in America.”
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The allure of a trip to Chicago has led me to commit a great folly (stay in a gay guy basement apartment)
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
1-2 with an rbi single and lockdown d at second at tgirl baseball today!!! in this house we believe in smallball
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s getting to the point that we need to ban reservations bc why am I showing up to restaurants asking to eat and the hosts look at me like I should be shot for asking
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sakiko has insane dead mom aura in the ave mujica movie trailer
Sakiko Togawa looking like she’s giving a heartfelt message to her kid before going into a surgery she knows she’s not gonna come back from
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Instead of tarps off MLB teams should introduce groups of Marxist ultras like NWSL teams have
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Deltarune has themes and such but unfortunately I was nonbinary and the odd one out of a love triangle at age 16 so everything else is out the window
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My coworker said she was shocked I wasn’t familiar with any autism treatments??????????
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Was Adso of Melk the first ever one pump chump
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Invite was very funny but unfortunately marred by Alamo Drafthouse playing Olivia Wilde music videos before it began, which was a gauntlet of the worst shit I’ve ever heard. Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes and the Red Hot Chili Peppers into Drake is a nightmare trio why did she do that
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
AGAIN??????
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Started deltarune chapter 4 and why am i in the cuck chair IMMEDIATELY.
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This tv fucking sucks
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I replayed the first two chapters of deltarune bc I’m playing the rest for the first time and I COMPLETELY forgot how chapter two ended. Incredible decision by me how the fuck did I forget that
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It feels like repeatedly taking trans/queer civil rights cases to the supreme court is just this tweet at this point
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
He doesn’t seem to understand the second key part of DSA’s success (can name specific policy goals beyond “opportunity, dignity and democracy for all”)
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Went to the national aviary
A blurry photo of a bird running across a plank
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Euini Hut Junior
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone is complaining about “teen takeovers” as if run clubs are not the true threat to DC streets
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Decided to read some of the collection I just started of a French woman recounting her memories of other women and now it’s 9 am and I feel like I need a cigarette and red wine
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Funeral Parade of Rose Toys went over great as a movie trivia name with the host
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
100+ years of anti-bedtime agitation by anarchists surpassed in one small feat by a socialist mayor. Which way western leftists?
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just say to no contemporary “elevated” horror
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Started listening to beach house again for the first time in a long time and i can feel the universe’s disapproval congealing the air around me
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What did paul simon say to his barber to get his hair fucked up this bad
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 20/05/2026
JAMES WOOD. INSIDE THE PARK. GRAND SLAM.
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I do not like the chicago cubs but their organist is stellar
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 30/04/2026
BRADY SLAMMIN
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Day 3 of a meal-prepped lunch is always a low. I’m trying to catch whiffs of my coworkers bowlslop in hopes of imagining a better meal.
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How’d they know that the cheval was gonna be grand
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Been enjoying wha. I hope coco continues to experience 1 Major Trauma per week of her life.
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Playing cards with your girlfriend is a great way to establish that you are dating a witch
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
it's not just hasan piker. the media is going after other streamers now
screenshot of an article on the atlantic

a leftist streamer named 100 women in 7 minutes - why that's a problem

just because you can name women from the austin powers movies doesn't mean you're an ally

by bungo gronch

image of northernlion naming 100 women in an excel spreadsheet. the last three women named are beyonce, heather graham, and elizabeth hurley
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Lorenz hart party 4 u edit
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/04/2026
Chicago Pope when are you going to come over and watch GOODBYE, DRAGON INN
Pope Leo XIV says cinema must defend slowness, silence and difference in the age of algorithms
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yes outrunning kamala in arlington the resistlibs want blood
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Alamo drafthouse emailing me about showing the handmaiden and funeral parade of roses next month only to not have any showings in dc… homophobic.
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You’d really think long island city would be more interesting for him to write all that
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 21/04/2026
Sydney Sweeney is 100% going to be Char Aznable. Nothing else makes sense--unless it is 100% a new story. Get ready, nerds.
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My gf is addicted to tomodachi life, which is bad bc she pays less attention to me, but she did let me make nonbinary omelas child uika who fell in love with gumi without speaking to her, promptly got rejected, and is now disconsolate
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It rocks that the two types of advertisements for men are “when you’re a manly man doing manly things you need this manly good to help” or “it’s actually still manly to take basic steps to protect your health with this product for men (not women)”
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
dc and the national guard instituting a youth curfew so black kids don’t run around navy yard while white republican staffers do similar things in bars named Royal Sands Social Club and STFU. Congress is a plague on this city and its inhabitants
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Edm mix of chasing cars by snow patrol playing what kind of establishment have i found myself in
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kelly reichardt stan account @thelordgodbird.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If we all go to a knicks game and sit in different sections in the lower bowl they can’t hide us
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The central thesis of an international players anthem is that it transcends nationalism, relying on identity formation to bind actors rather than arbitrary borders
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