Reposted by Laura NyssaGrandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fancy Words Necessary for Workplace Survival - Volume One! Ultracrepidarian (noun) A sycophant; a fawning flatterer; a brown-nosing lickspittle; a suck-up. 37321
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Greetings from planet dipshit! I melted my chest with pizza sauce 010
Reposted by Laura Nyssa⛧🔥Zed🔥⛧ @ariszed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026These are the only things that are real to me 57034
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 23/07/2026All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way 100
Reposted by Laura NyssaRJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Need a Dark Side Of The Ring on THIS. 1314814
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Nicole is a zionist??! Fuck! I cant have anything nice 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Tonight, a very special episode titled "everyone i love is falling apart" 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I just boosted my #maximumfun subscription because I cant get enough of those good good McElroys, Jordan Jesse Go!, and Judge John Hodgman! You should check them out! #maxfundrive2026 140
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Met a kitty today and gave him some lovins. We close on the lexington house tomorrow 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I've stopped asking josh if he wants to go out for dinner. Instead, I say "I wanna go out and get a little shitty" and we go out and everyone wins 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 13/04/2026media.tenor.coma man singing into a microphone with the words " omega chants " written below himALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " omega chants " written below him 000
Reposted by Laura NyssaAEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Can someone give Mansoor a hand, please? #AEWCollision is LIVE on TNT and HBO Max 15211
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Who do I talk to about reviving the mcdonalds playland franchise? I need those mcnugget dress up toys to feel alive again. #fryguyforever 010
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Leaving Indy soon. Didn't realize how comfortable it became until im staring down my exit. Cheers to next chapters. And kitties. Mostly kitties. 010
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Im like this close to buying a tub of marshmallow fluff and sprinkles and just going ham 001
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Fuck you. Im spending my 40th b-day with my best friends in mexico. You cant convince me anything is better🎖 000
Reposted by Laura NyssaNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 17/01/2026"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!! 443417927
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 17/01/2026The absurdity of folks saying "immigrants broke the law" while supporting a president who has also broken the law in much more terrible ways. Fuck ice. 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 21/12/2025One day I will stop trying to help. One day I will stop trying to make things better. One day i wont be listening. One day I wont care enough to muster up a word or two. Today is not that day. 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 01/12/2025He knows I will do whatever he asks, because how can you not love someone this cool? 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Few things are more Appalachian Gothic than being forced to read through the updated version of the will. As if the holidays weren't depressing enough. The darkness is always looming! 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Dear diary- tomorrow is going to suck. Sincerely, me. 010
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 06/07/2025To date, my cat has been the best antidepressant I've ever purchased. Her little paws and magical purrs give my home so much joy and love that, in conjuction with actual pharmaceutical antidepressant, it makes me happy to be alive. 020
Reposted by Laura NyssaMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/06/2025"You probably hope you can fall back to sleep in a few minutes, but I assure you, you cannot. I’m about to turn it up. I’ve got some buddies out here to rip off a cacophony, and we don’t take harmonization lightly. We live by the song, die by the song."buff.lyWake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M.Wake up my sleepy mouth-breather, it’s 4:01 a.m. and I feel chatty! I might be small but I’m a warm-blooded lunatic and I’m right outside your bedr... 426644
Reposted by Laura NyssaGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025A reminder that this entire Trans Panic thing is just another shitty step in a long history of fake panics completely invented by political hacks. Trans people are very likely not affecting your lives at all and they certainly are not the cause of any problems on a national level. It's BULLSHIT. 10262081680
Reposted by Laura NyssaStereogum @stereogum.com · 12/02/2025Time for a new PUP album, y'allstereogum.comPUP Announce New Album 'Who Will Look After The Dogs?': Hear "Hallways"PUP: Great band. Amazing band. Maybe an underrated band at this point? The raging Toronto pop-punks are one of the greatest rock acts of their generation, so it’s a pleasure to report that they have a... 314729
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 02/02/2025flashmuseum.org/emo-game/flashmuseum.orgEmo Game - Play Online on Flash Museum 🕹️ 010
Reposted by Laura NyssaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Once again, a fundamental reason why so many academics despise Trump, Vance, Musk & company is that we’ve all had our share of The Guy Who Didn’t Do The Reading But Demands to Be Heard 10886961290
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 30/12/2024#theyoungestmenalive #truthmagnum #turbofloyd this is why I love wrestling 120
Reposted by Laura NyssaNicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 05/12/2024health insurance ceos get to murder ppl thru denial of medical care bc they have a fiduciary responsibility to increase shareholder value. the murder of unhs ceo increased share value by almost a full percentage point, which implies a fiduciary duty for companies to hunt their ceos for sport 525082
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 04/12/2024just bones and teeth youtu.be/StVg1RMdnHQ?...youtu.be'68 - Bad Bite (Official Music Video)YouTube video by theyare68 000
Reposted by Laura Nyssa👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/12/2024behold — glizzanatomy 4827351
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 11/10/2024Been wondering why my eyes are so watery these last couple days, and I realized it's 4 years since mom died. Grief doesn't forget. 010
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 01/09/2024I am a simple human. All I want for every meal is fried chicken, crispy potatoes, and country gravy. 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 20/06/2024The quality of life conversation never gets easier. The hardest thing about having great clients is saying goodbye. The angels are getting their exercise carrying heavy hearts. 000
Laura Nyssa @thelnec.bsky.social · 09/04/2024My therapist says I'm good to pursue a life that doesn't necessarily involve bi-monthly check ins. Did I beat therapy? How many tickets do I get for this? 000