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Alexander The SoSo

@theleakingpen.bsky.social
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He/Him. Author, editor, lover of puns.

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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when it was posting live, he also did a great job of notating in update titles if an update was part of a chapter and we were getting more of the same chapter later. it was not a one-to-one, update to chapter relationship if I recall correctly.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, get sunspotted, y'all
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG yes. Just so much awesome.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
blurb about the story I was pimping in my signature line, and NEVER mention the story i wanted people looking at
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG, back in the early 2000s, when the meta was to have your own url selfhosting Drupal or wordpress, the number one way I got views on a hosting website I was running for other writers was to go to stories similar to what they were writing and leave GOOD engaging comments, with a link and
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and having a huge base of people who can see it is going to help find those people who DO like it a lot quicker.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sturgeon's law, 90 percent of everything is crap, applies the same to self pub as trad pub, but the same time, one reader's trash is another reader's treasure is also true. so even if 'I' think a serial is part of that 90% crap, other people ARE going to like it.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Definitely an issue with a lot of the new tropes in litrpg and derived from litrpg, especially anything with "dungeons" where monsters are literally created magically for some reason, and like ... the purpose of monsters is for people to kill them and harvest them. its... very weird at times
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thread, definitely has me thinking
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AHH! OMG, taken in by the double recursive meta in joke. Damnit, i even remember that one. well played, so well played.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn boy, are you here because I played my cards right or played them wrong? either way... you can reme my bow all night
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn boy, you got me standing at attention enough for both of us
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
considering the person you're catcalling on this one, its a ... short trip?
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn Girl, to quote one of my favorite movies, " A brave man likes to feel mother nature on his face" and I have never felt so brave in my life. ( starts singing let it rain by eric clapton, morphing weirdly into love reign o'er me by the who)
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm betting (hoping) that this is a character I am not familiar with who is not cyclops?
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
reads this, thinking, enh, theres a monster fucker into tha... Oh, hello Dottie!
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
damnit, thats my own fault for reading your skeets while taking a drink. milk is coming out my nose... ouch
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Habitual, lol
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bulk ordering some googly eyes, With intent to vandalize.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I pour the box out on my table, Hundreds of eyes ready, willing, and able, To bring a bright shine to eyes of faces, Stuck on posters in public spaces. An artform that backwards traces, To the will of Wil and Anne’s great graces. My crimes I hold in tight embraces.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The box is sitting on my porch, Desire burns in me, a flickering torch. What waits within brings me sighs, stuffed With orbs of varying size, tell myself lies, that I won't despise, what I defile while a child cries, but the truth belies; I bulk ordered googly eyes, With intent to vandalize.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is this a place of honor? ( insert well yes, but actually no, gif)
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Them: We want to start a fume hood back up. Me: Okay, not really my thing unless it was a former rad lab. [starts pulling contact info of the correct person] Out of curiosity, which room? Them: Seaborg's former space. Me: [hands freeze] I can already tell you that you don't have enough money.
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Didi is a trans immigrant 🏳️‍⚧️ @didichanoch.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
Since it happened again, I made a meme. Honestly, though, never go in against Courtney Milan on any topic.
Vizzini meme, from the film The Princess Bride. Here he says, in the top caption:

You fell victim to one of the bluesky blunders!

And in the bottom caption:

The most famous is "never fall for it when Gail Simone trolls," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against Courtney Milan when law is the topic!"
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@ellipsis.bsky.social makes sure Thaco lives on
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
... Dungeon Crawler Carl Delta Green crossover where Carl becomes a letter, investigating activity that ends up being test runs for dungeon floors before the smush
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Today I Learned, there is a Toxic Avenger Musical
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
this year it is The Toxic Avenger, a ROCK MUSICAL, and Alice gets to experience it with me it is nonstop chaos every year. there is simply nothing like it. someday I am going to audition because half the fun is guessing who you see in the lobby is secretly in the show and no one would suspect me
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
make it an emote in game
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Five bucks says complainer identifies as Christian, but would also be very mad if we told them exactly what Jesus said to do in this kind of situation.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
looking at the comments, I think this joke has left a spermanent mark on some people's brains
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i see what you did there
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tube be, or not tube be, a dick. that is the question
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
is the suggestion that the lipstick is what's left of the blood? that's fucking amazing
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I knew the cartoons were crap even as I watched them as a kid. but I knew that a lot of them were still better crap than some of the crap that our parents grew up with. although to be fair I'm the age that Hong Kong phooey was the crap my parents grew up with.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
oooo, or if someone took the whole pole, one inch segments of it, and some jb weld
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Weird old turns of phrase that I thought i stopped using coming back I've caught myself using "the thing is is" a bunch lately after exorcising that one a decade ago. Just realized that ive been using " like, " as an opener, like, a bunch. ( on purpose right there for humor) anyone else?
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
his took about 15 minutes. and would honestly have taken about the same amount of time if he had done the database query I had asked for. mine took about an hour. and when we compared them, I found five different false positives in his data that would have screwed our client over if I used it
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I had a programmer I work with insistent that something I was asking him to do with a database query, I could have done by copy and pasting the data I did have into farting cat. I said no. he ran it that way, i did it manually the hard way in excel.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Like, the fact that there are so many people out there that have leaned so hard on ai thinking for them that they CAN'T do without is one of the VERY THINGS WE WARNED ABOUT A FEW YEARS AGO.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
like, the fact that there are wealthy business people with personal assistants who do that kind of thing for them because they're too busy to remember the not business people in their lives is not a goal we should be striving to emulate.
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Marcie Hobbs 🎃 @nezumiva.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Had a very specific vision for how to voice act this comic.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I've been sharing this all over after seeing it linked on discord, at first i was like, yessss! i am here for this. and then that DROP, and i was like ... Yes Mommy, I am HERE FOR THIS. I mean mommy. i meant mommy ahem.. Ma'am. phew.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Marketing and especially trying to hit rising stars if you're doing Royal Road is definitely a good reason for a buffer, but ive found over the years that some writers ( ymmv) find they get a LOT of energy to keep writing from having started putting it out there and getting reader feedback
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 31/07/2026
I doubt I'll get a dozen likes, but sure, 1 like = 1 answer (until I get bored and just answer them all)
An image of a white peice of crinkled paper with black text and decorative symbols over it. It is titled “A Writer Ask Game” with the words “One like, One answer” at thebottom. There are a couple decirative symbols of pen flourishes, a book, and a keyboard. It has text reading “by Theodore Snapdragon” and 75 questions. The questions are as follow (truncated for BSky character limits): What’s your favorite part of writing?
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever written?
Do you usually write happy, sad, or other kinds of endings?
Who is your favorite author?
What’s your favorite type of scene to write?
What’s your favorite type of symbolism?
What’s your least favorite part of writing?
 Where do your ideas come from?
What’re your favorite themes?
What’s the most wholesome thing you’ve  written?
Have you ever had writer’s block?
Do you have a favorite character?
What drives you to write?
What’s your favorite part of your current WIP?
Do you have a favorite of your writing projects?
Do you enjoy editing?
What’s the saddest thing you’ve ever written?
Do you like long or short form writing better?
What’s the hardest thing to write?
What song(s) inspire you to write?
Do you have a specific type of reader in mind when you write? 
Is your prose more purple or beige?
Do you have any monsterous characters, metaphorically or literally?
What’re your favorite books?
Do you usually write with specific themes in mind, or find them during writing? 
Does being a writer impact how you see the world?
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever written? The shortest?
Would you say you love writing?
Is there a specific author you want to be like?
What’s the most annoying task in writing?
What’s your biggest grammar pet peeve?
Which of your characters do you find yourself thinking of the most?
Do you have other passions besides writing?
What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever written?
How do you establish setting in your writing?
Do you enjoy writing dialogue?
40 more questions than fit.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
... ouch. too soon. i flinched and giggled at the same time... I think I pulled a muscle.
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
like honestly, I don't think i recall any evidence that the Gems have nipples? I mean, at this point I bet Amythest does, just for fun, but I'm imagining steven having them was a topic of concern when be was born
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Alexander The SoSo @theleakingpen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'd put her on the shelf next to speedy and choochoo bear, but i fear someone would lose an eye
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