Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sitting in the passenger seat w/ my wife driving thru downtown Vancouver today. ME: (takes off my seat belt & pulls my shirt up, exposing my boobs) HER: Don't do that, you're gonna get in trouble! ME: Relax. It's legal for women to be shirtless in Canada. HER: I'm talking about your seatbelt! 6371
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We're driving to another appointment to continue our journey to make my wife into a Canadian citizen and right now, we're inside the most Canadian image, ever. 2381
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was on a phone call with the Canadian government to discuss a minor issue with my medical coverage. The man asked for my name and once I gave it, he said he recognized my name and is a fan of my comic. He legally had to let me know, as he was familiar with me outside of the call. That was wild. 101857
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Post surgery recovery sucks. I'm a useless lump and I want to be past this part of the process. 4331
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Been laying here healing from yesterday's surgery. This sucks. Everything feels like ouchies. 2220
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm heading home from my surgery, to sleep for a scwillion years. Everything went perfectly and I in great health! 4510
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Surgery day! I'll be glad when I'm on the other side of this. 😊❤️😊❤️😊 5360
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy Birthday to my amazing, wonderful, beautiful, brilliant wife and bestest friend in the world! I love you, babypup. @barknobitebrat.bsky.social 3292
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I drew Arok, from the comic WEIRD LUCK, by @dr-nicky.bsky.social Go check it out! weirdluck.net 2275
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This Wednesday I'm going out of town for surgery and then I'll be recovering for a while after. I'll probably be off work for a week or so, but I'll be back to drawing as soon as I can sit up in a chair. This isn't a scary thing, just a necessary thing. Over all, I'm a healthy girl and all is well. 4390
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic! BOOP! Feel free to repost if you like. It also helps my public image if you lie to people and say that I saved your life or something. Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... 24521
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Been having nightmares about the USA bombing us, up here in Canada. Usually it's my wife and I ducking for cover or running. 7200
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"You are getting very slerpy... you are sinking derper and derper... you are now derp under my perwer... you are now my herpnotized slerve..." - The Evil Herpnotist 2172
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My wife who grew up in Alabama but now lives in Canada with me, is trying to make toast with our butter, in September and she's complaining "Why is the butter so hard? WTF". Bless her heart. I love her so much. 292374
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I get censoring r--e, sui---e, and other serious issues to keep them out of child-friendly media or to stop them from becoming glorified or diluted. But when we're forced to censor them in important media that's educating about it, we almost promote it b/c ppl won't understand WHY it's so horrible. 1253
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I posted this page a few days ago, but I didn't announce it because I wasn't happy with it and wanted to make some tweaks. But now it's finished! New Goblins page! BOOP! Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... 45511
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dear people who are thinking about getting their first tattoo... Be ready to hear this question over and over for the rest of your life... "Did it hurt?" I hate this. Like, yes. Yes it hurt. It's a tattoo. 4401
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There's a world ending nuclear war that kills everyone on the planet. You realize that now you're a ghost. You breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that you never again have to worry about the housing crisis. You discover that with everyone dying at once, there's now an even worse housing crisis. 3293
Reposted by ElliCrystal Yates @glassgates.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey all! I'm at FanExpo this weekend! Come see me at booth AP16 in the artist alley! (map on Instagram)instagram.comCrystal Yates on Instagram: "Hey all! I'll be at the FanExpo in Toronto starting tomorrow! Come say if you're in the neighbourhood :D"11 likes, 2 comments - glassgates on August 26, 2026: "Hey all! I'll be at the FanExpo in Toronto starting tomorrow! Come say if you're in the neighbourhood :D". 041
Reposted by ElliCrystal Yates @glassgates.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Saturday at FanExpo! Come see me at booth AP16 in the artist alley! 051
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Don't be nervous. It's your 1st week as the Grim Reaper but I believe in you. Just aim for right there." "Oops." "NO! THAT WAS DOLLY PARTON!" "My bad." "Just aim for right there!" "Oops." "THAT WAS TIM CURRY! NO! Aim right there, got it?!" "Damn." "THAT WAS PETER CULLEN, YOU ASS!" "Sorry." 4434
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Everything tastes super sweet this morning. My coffee tastes like there's a buncha sugar in it (there isn't). I tasted some feta cheese and it tasted like there was honey mixed into it. This is so weird. Am I dying? Am I turning hetero? Is this how everything tastes for straight people?! 5180
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm so spoiled and I don't deserve this perfect wife of mine. She made me zucchini noodles with garlic and parmesan and butter and dill. The fresh salmon steak has butter and lemon juice. 5381
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is "downtown" in my area. We love living in such a beautiful and safe place (and very queer friendly), but we have no friends, so we get pretty darn lonely. 5291
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The past week, I've been experiencing an overwhelming depression like I've never felt before. This sucks. It's like my brain stopped creating dopamine. Hopefully this goes away soon. 6401
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I love how everyone unanimously hated Clippy, and now we have that as Ai, offering "help" in everything we do online.static.klipy.comClippy: The Microsoft Office AssistantAlt: Clippy: The Microsoft Office Assistant 3300
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026CW: Transphobic slur Do ya though, Pete? Cause I feel like you obsess over trans people WAY more than you train. 1200
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Okay, I've missed a couple Mondays, but today is Monday and we're gonna push back on schedule! Have a new Goblins page! BOOP! Come see the page that nearly killed me! www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... 85514
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I kinda hate getting sexual or suggestive DMs here. If you really wanna do that, please keep it over at my free OF. onlyfans.com/u455436768 If you don't wanna see that side of me, then just hang out over here with me. :)onlyfans.comOnlyFansOnlyFans is the social platform revolutionizing creator and fan connections. The site is inclusive of artists and content creators from all genres and allows them to monetize their content while devel... 3110
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Janey fiddled with the hellish puzzle box, knowing that it could summon the Cenobites. The terrifying BDSM demons. With a final click of the box, a gate opened and out stepped 4 creatures wearing t-shirts, jeans, and backwards baseball caps. "GASP! The Cenobites!" "No Janey..." 2191
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I am 100% certain that ICE will use these gloves to de escalate dangerous situations in order to keep suspects from being injured. They absolutely will not use them to openly torture innocent people in the streets. youtube.com/shorts/auuUM...youtube.comICE plans to equip agents with electrical shock glovesYouTube video by CNN 3131
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I promised myself that I wasn't going to bed until this overdue page was finished. I figured I'd probably be up until 3 or 4 am. It's 10:43 am and I'm so close to finishing this, I can taste it. I can also taste through time and the dancing flowers on my walls are telling me that I'm not even sleepy 4260
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This (almost finished) page is my tribute to Dave Trampier. The panel that says WORMY is from Trampier's 1983 comic. The other one with more teeth and fingers, is my own Tavern At The End Of Purgatory, in my comic, GOBLINS. 1331
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026HIM: So many people have an OF these days. ME: Yeah, I have one. HIM: You have an OF?! Do you make good money from it? ME: I'm not charging for that, are you out of your mind? 1120
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Okay. I am officially the whitest person in the world. This seriously just happened... ME: Oh my gosh, what did you do to these hashbrowns? They taste amazing! How did you spice them? HER: salt. 1370
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026YO! Who's got two thumbs and a big stack of delicious pancakes! Some pancake hording, thumby bitch somewhere, I guess. Damn, I wish I had some pancakes. 1310
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Over 400 former US intelligence and national security officials agree with what almost the entire country has been screaming for years." 2284
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The upcoming page is a nod to this 1983 comic page from WORMY, by the late great Dave Trampier. I'm always in awe of his abilities. 5372
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When you're babysitting a friend's kid and the kid says to you, "I think maybe I might be the wrong gender." 1362
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hello new follower friends! The worst thing you'll see here is my artwork, which can sometimes be a little creepy flavoured. 4300
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Every glass of water you drink, is a little less water for the data centers. Stay hydrated. 854747977
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"I have no connection to royal blood. I had a happy, uneventful childhood. I am not cursed nor was I ever taught any forbidden skills by an old man. I am a common human & have no relations to angels or demons. I was never falsely accused of any crimes and I am not on the run." -The anti-backstory. 9393