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Elli

@ellipsis.bsky.social
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My lil comic! Goblins. www.goblinscomic.org I like to live stream my drawing and also be strange, every Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sat afternoons and evenings! www.twitch.tv/ellipsis_goblins

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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sitting in the passenger seat w/ my wife driving thru downtown Vancouver today. ME: (takes off my seat belt & pulls my shirt up, exposing my boobs) HER: Don't do that, you're gonna get in trouble! ME: Relax. It's legal for women to be shirtless in Canada. HER: I'm talking about your seatbelt!
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're driving to another appointment to continue our journey to make my wife into a Canadian citizen and right now, we're inside the most Canadian image, ever.
A Canadian labeled RV driving on a foggy, mountainous road, surrounded by pine trees.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was on a phone call with the Canadian government to discuss a minor issue with my medical coverage. The man asked for my name and once I gave it, he said he recognized my name and is a fan of my comic. He legally had to let me know, as he was familiar with me outside of the call. That was wild.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Post surgery recovery sucks. I'm a useless lump and I want to be past this part of the process.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been laying here healing from yesterday's surgery. This sucks. Everything feels like ouchies.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bob enjoys bumping the drum with his beak.
a large red parrot, bumping a blue hand drum with his beak.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm heading home from my surgery, to sleep for a scwillion years. Everything went perfectly and I in great health!
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Surgery day! I'll be glad when I'm on the other side of this. 😊❤️😊❤️😊
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday to my amazing, wonderful, beautiful, brilliant wife and bestest friend in the world! I love you, babypup. @barknobitebrat.bsky.social
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I drew Arok, from the comic WEIRD LUCK, by @dr-nicky.bsky.social Go check it out! weirdluck.net
A praying mantis "humanoid" standing in front of a purple circle background.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This Wednesday I'm going out of town for surgery and then I'll be recovering for a while after. I'll probably be off work for a week or so, but I'll be back to drawing as soon as I can sit up in a chair. This isn't a scary thing, just a necessary thing. Over all, I'm a healthy girl and all is well.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic! BOOP! Feel free to repost if you like. It also helps my public image if you lie to people and say that I saved your life or something. Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...
Comic panel: A green man with a skeletal face is smoking some kind of cigarette and playing a strange version of pool.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Been having nightmares about the USA bombing us, up here in Canada. Usually it's my wife and I ducking for cover or running.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is SO COOL!
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"You are getting very slerpy... you are sinking derper and derper... you are now derp under my perwer... you are now my herpnotized slerve..." - The Evil Herpnotist
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We both laughed haha nice.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My wife who grew up in Alabama but now lives in Canada with me, is trying to make toast with our butter, in September and she's complaining "Why is the butter so hard? WTF". Bless her heart. I love her so much.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I get censoring r--e, sui---e, and other serious issues to keep them out of child-friendly media or to stop them from becoming glorified or diluted. But when we're forced to censor them in important media that's educating about it, we almost promote it b/c ppl won't understand WHY it's so horrible.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I posted this page a few days ago, but I didn't announce it because I wasn't happy with it and wanted to make some tweaks. But now it's finished! New Goblins page! BOOP! Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...
This is a tough one to ALT text. Okay, here we go...

Comic panel. No dialogue.

In the foreground sits a redish... person(?) with a cool looking green hood. His right claw like hand is much too big. Like, crazy big. Like you just know that's not the hand he wipes his butt with. He'd never be able to. That'd be like trying to clean your PC keyboard with a bulldozer. Even his other claw-like hand would be troublesome. The size is okay but it's still a claw. i guess if he's careful? Still... you gotta wonder how clean he is. You wouldn't want to ask him about that cause he does not look friendly. He's got that "I'm an adventurer in a mysterious cloak and hood" vibe going on. On his right cheek are two dark purple lines that runs down, kinda like teardrop tracks. It looks a little contrived to be honest, but let the guy do his own thing, you know? He's not hurting anyone. At least not in this panel. Hey, maybe the whole 'difficulty wiping' issue is why he seems to be embracing the "I'm so dark and mysterious, look at my dark tear marks running down my cheek" thing. Standing behind him, are 4 humanoids. One is made of mustard coloured gemstone and the other three... wait. The gemstone guy has no mouth. I mean... he's made of gemstone, so I guess I shouldn't over think it. Anyways the other three are grumpy looking skeletor-lookin people with different coloured paint splotches all over their faces. All four look upset with the mysterious guy. Probably because of the hygiene issues. Anyways, this is all weird. I don't know... I'd read something else that makes more sense.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dear people who are thinking about getting their first tattoo... Be ready to hear this question over and over for the rest of your life... "Did it hurt?" I hate this. Like, yes. Yes it hurt. It's a tattoo.
Me, showing off my tattoo of flowery blossoms on my shoulder and chest.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There's a world ending nuclear war that kills everyone on the planet. You realize that now you're a ghost. You breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that you never again have to worry about the housing crisis. You discover that with everyone dying at once, there's now an even worse housing crisis.
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Crystal Yates @glassgates.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey all! I'm at FanExpo this weekend! Come see me at booth AP16 in the artist alley! (map on Instagram)
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Crystal Yates on Instagram: "Hey all! I'll be at the FanExpo in Toronto starting tomorrow! Come say if you're in the neighbourhood :D"
11 likes, 2 comments - glassgates on August 26, 2026: "Hey all! I'll be at the FanExpo in Toronto starting tomorrow! Come say if you're in the neighbourhood :D".
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Crystal Yates @glassgates.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saturday at FanExpo! Come see me at booth AP16 in the artist alley!
My booth at FanExpo
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Don't be nervous. It's your 1st week as the Grim Reaper but I believe in you. Just aim for right there." "Oops." "NO! THAT WAS DOLLY PARTON!" "My bad." "Just aim for right there!" "Oops." "THAT WAS TIM CURRY! NO! Aim right there, got it?!" "Damn." "THAT WAS PETER CULLEN, YOU ASS!" "Sorry."
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everything tastes super sweet this morning. My coffee tastes like there's a buncha sugar in it (there isn't). I tasted some feta cheese and it tasted like there was honey mixed into it. This is so weird. Am I dying? Am I turning hetero? Is this how everything tastes for straight people?!
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm so spoiled and I don't deserve this perfect wife of mine. She made me zucchini noodles with garlic and parmesan and butter and dill. The fresh salmon steak has butter and lemon juice.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is "downtown" in my area. We love living in such a beautiful and safe place (and very queer friendly), but we have no friends, so we get pretty darn lonely.
A forested road that leads to some mailboxes and a couple small stores. In the background are some mountains. The weather is sunny and inviting.A forested road that leads to some mailboxes and a couple small stores. In the background are some mountains. The weather is sunny and inviting.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The past week, I've been experiencing an overwhelming depression like I've never felt before. This sucks. It's like my brain stopped creating dopamine. Hopefully this goes away soon.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cheese.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love how everyone unanimously hated Clippy, and now we have that as Ai, offering "help" in everything we do online.
static.klipy.com
Clippy: The Microsoft Office Assistant
Alt: Clippy: The Microsoft Office Assistant
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nobody thinks about trans people more than transphobes.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
CW: Transphobic slur Do ya though, Pete? Cause I feel like you obsess over trans people WAY more than you train.
"At the department of war, we do training, not trannies." - Pete Hegseth
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Okay, I've missed a couple Mondays, but today is Monday and we're gonna push back on schedule! Have a new Goblins page! BOOP! Come see the page that nearly killed me! www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2...
A big toothed, skeletor-lookin girl with dark orange skin, smoking a cigarette of some kind and holding a cup of what might be a drink.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I kinda hate getting sexual or suggestive DMs here. If you really wanna do that, please keep it over at my free OF. onlyfans.com/u455436768 If you don't wanna see that side of me, then just hang out over here with me. :)
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Janey fiddled with the hellish puzzle box, knowing that it could summon the Cenobites. The terrifying BDSM demons. With a final click of the box, a gate opened and out stepped 4 creatures wearing t-shirts, jeans, and backwards baseball caps. "GASP! The Cenobites!" "No Janey..."
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am 100% certain that ICE will use these gloves to de escalate dangerous situations in order to keep suspects from being injured. They absolutely will not use them to openly torture innocent people in the streets. youtube.com/shorts/auuUM...
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ICE plans to equip agents with electrical shock gloves
YouTube video by CNN
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I promised myself that I wasn't going to bed until this overdue page was finished. I figured I'd probably be up until 3 or 4 am. It's 10:43 am and I'm so close to finishing this, I can taste it. I can also taste through time and the dancing flowers on my walls are telling me that I'm not even sleepy
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This (almost finished) page is my tribute to Dave Trampier. The panel that says WORMY is from Trampier's 1983 comic. The other one with more teeth and fingers, is my own Tavern At The End Of Purgatory, in my comic, GOBLINS.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
HIM: So many people have an OF these days. ME: Yeah, I have one. HIM: You have an OF?! Do you make good money from it? ME: I'm not charging for that, are you out of your mind?
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Okay. I am officially the whitest person in the world. This seriously just happened... ME: Oh my gosh, what did you do to these hashbrowns? They taste amazing! How did you spice them? HER: salt.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YO! Who's got two thumbs and a big stack of delicious pancakes! Some pancake hording, thumby bitch somewhere, I guess. Damn, I wish I had some pancakes.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Okay sure, but he didn't vote against being-dead leave.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Over 400 former US intelligence and national security officials agree with what almost the entire country has been screaming for years."
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The upcoming page is a nod to this 1983 comic page from WORMY, by the late great Dave Trampier. I'm always in awe of his abilities.
A small armored adventurer enters a crowded fantasy tavern, climbs onto a stool, and orders a drink, using a huge coin, about the size of a pizza.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When you're babysitting a friend's kid and the kid says to you, "I think maybe I might be the wrong gender."
A man in a banana stand saying "I'm gonna get blamed for this." It's a screenshot from Arrested Development.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I seem to be getting some new private chats, today.
Person: "What do you offer?"

Me: "What do you mean?"

Person: "Do you offer content"

Me: "Yes. There's lots of content on my public account. There's a lovely video of my parrot relaxing in the sunshine, there's a buncha silly jokes, and some of my artwork of swords and monsters, etc. Please enjoy."

Person: "How do I buy"

Me: "The parrot is not for sale. I'm sorry."

Person: "XXX CONTENT"

Me: "The parrot is naked."
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hello new follower friends! The worst thing you'll see here is my artwork, which can sometimes be a little creepy flavoured.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every glass of water you drink, is a little less water for the data centers. Stay hydrated.
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Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"I have no connection to royal blood. I had a happy, uneventful childhood. I am not cursed nor was I ever taught any forbidden skills by an old man. I am a common human & have no relations to angels or demons. I was never falsely accused of any crimes and I am not on the run." -The anti-backstory.
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