thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They should print a card called Rippler Away to incite even more discourse 2160
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I know I come across as very put together and a paragon of dignity online, but for my enemies or those that merely find me unapproachable, know that I just had to get up in middle of the night to clean cat poop off the floor 0100
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026@jamesgottlieb.bsky.social Ban Tarantula Toxin NOW 1322
Reposted by thelazydog 𓅃Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026New ranger mechanic from LSS: Opt Out It's like Opt, but you just don't do anything with it. #fabtcg 1193
Reposted by thelazydog 𓅃Phillip [FaBrary] @fabrary.net · 11/06/2026🇨🇦 Silver Goblin prices now available on FaBrary 🇨🇦 🃏 Singles pricing available for all cards 🎁 Deck pricing (and 1-click to buy it all) Update your default shop in user preferences! fabrary.net/profiles/min... #fabtcg 1243
Reposted by thelazydog 𓅃Tyler Luce @looseleaftea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Hello #fabtcg I am super burnt out by the data set and I wrote a ✨ manifesto ✨ about it. TL;DR IMO community needs to chill out on expectations they have towards the software me and other devs provide for mostly free, and I'm working on changes to reduce my burnout www.patreon.com/posts/crash-...patreon.comCrash Out O'Clock | The Fab CubeCrash Out O'Clock by The Fab Cube on Patreon. Join The Fab Cube's community for exclusive content and updates. 910625
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Leading up to Pro Tour Yokohama, I wanna hear some predictions, hot takes, or stupid comments from ya'll about what you think will do well at the tournament. I'll go first: Tuffnut will make day 2 5100
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Market Manipulation Pro Tip #9: do NOT buy this card 0270
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Continuing our Calling coverage, Toxic Tips is back with the Finals today, saying what we were all thinking!!youtube.comToxic Tips #9: How Toulouse #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #callingYouTube video by thelazydog 010
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Toxic tips is now doing VOD review, including analysis of the CALLING WINNER’S gameplay!!youtube.comToxic Tips #8: How to Play Dash, I/O #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #callingYouTube video by thelazydog 000
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 06/03/2026All I post now is self promo… MORE TOXIC TIPS, this one is GOODyoutube.comToxic Tips #7: How to play Oscilio, Constella Intelligence #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplayYouTube video by thelazydog 280
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Some Silver Age content for yall today! Featuring my 2nd favourite Draconic Ninja heroyoutube.comToxic Tips #6: How to Play Fai #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #sageYouTube video by thelazydog 0100
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Today’s Toxic Tips is about How to Play Arakni, Marionette, my washed goat youtube.com/shorts/Axo5E...youtube.comToxic Tips #5: How to Play Arakni, MarionetteYouTube video by thelazydog 040
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I’ve had good reception to these so I will make one every day until I get bored!! See Toxic Tips #4! youtube.com/shorts/d44W5...youtube.comToxic Tips #4: Vynnset Vs Katsu #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplayYouTube video by thelazydog 140
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Double header for Toxic Tips!! youtube.com/shorts/o2zoO...youtube.comToxic Tips #3: Sage B&R Update ReactionYouTube video by thelazydog 000
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Saw a content creator say they were trapped in Dubai and it gave me the ick and then I saw their caption it was an unintended layover and I felt pity instead 080
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Just made a new Toxic Tips episode in like 3 years after getting inspired at Calling Montreal!! youtube.com/shorts/eUrAG...youtube.comToxic Tips #2: How to play Ira, Scarlet RevengerYouTube video by thelazydog 270
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Interesting vibe on the algorithm right now of anti Asian diaspora media sentiment from Asian people, like yeah it’s cringe and elevated by the media in a goofy way but also if you’ve never been part of a minority group it stands to reason it doesn’t resonate with you? 120
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026In some positive news my apartment building just successfully settled with the insurance company for the whole ass amount of $15,000 after we tried to take them to court!! Fuck insurance providers lmao 180
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026All the misogyny aside, the surrealism of having the strippers stand for a poorly sung rendition the national anthem is a hilarious idea 010
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Just solved the male loneliness epidemic ya’ll, after years of respectable engagement from pics or thirst traps on insta, I shared a clip of my sourdough and immediately got 20 dms from ppl wanting to talk about bread 3150
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Wild to imagine that kids born after 9/11 are starting to have a fully developed frontal cortex. Not like it’s scary or anything, but just crazy to think that Gen Z is actually unc and chopped 040
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Someone at my office has put a small pizza box into the fridge except it’s vertical like a book, and now all I can think about is Pizza Library 0140
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 14/01/2026out for 2026 -lovebombing In -lovecoercivediplomacying 050
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Sorry to my fellow blooters I posted these on Twitter first 080
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I have a noble savage view of the rich old people that go on cruise ships and then come off and haggle with the locals in tourist towns about what’s a “fair” price for a $6 fridge magnet 030
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Does anyone mind if a white girl speaks a lil Volcornese 3281
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 10/12/2025On a short 3 and a half day trip for work and I brought not one but two books with me so that I make double the progress on kidding myself 0130
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Here's my idea for December 15 Ban: Plow Under Scour Wrath of Retribution Blood Splattered Vest Sawbones Unban: Talk a Big Game Bonds of Ancestry Cash In let the kids play, see what happens 11150
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Me asking the white french Canadian guy at the Asian grocery store whether they have enchilada sauce in Chinese and he’s like 「當然有~」 030
Reposted by thelazydog 𓅃B. Sweeney 🏳️🌈 @aceofsween.net · 21/11/2025@fabtcg.com The new website roll out is pretty nice, but the event search has critical features that do not work properly. 1) Only 15 events will ever be shown. 2) Events are not shown in any specific order I can tell. It causes closer RtNs not to show. See this search centered in Charleston. 0164
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Reading online study that says Instagram reels literally rot your brain, so basically it’s actually dealing psychic dmg to you via cursed device, very cool 040
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025just read all of kagurabachi while watching the FAB world championship this weekend, and I gotta say it was as good weekend for Retribution 2130
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 13/11/2025So last year before Worlds I bought a CF EA Trench because I was super confident that Ranger would be in the first set of 2025... I just bought a playset of Call for Backup, sorry to everyone that is hoping for a Shadow hero in PEN 2100
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Was expecting a Balance of Justice in the mail but this showed up instead 😅 2170
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 08/11/2025It’s been suggested that if I made some slight changes the card names would be more legible so I’ve done that for clarity here 2151
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Saw this cool trend on mtg Twitter where you can share your decklist like this and it shows off the art of all the cards, I also arranged it so that it is a colour gradient what do yall think? 8361
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 05/11/2025For anyone too impatient to wait for James White to make an official announcement, I have insider information from some of the big TOs about what a Showdown is. More below ⬇️ 270
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 04/11/2025As the 2025 Blue Jays taught us, we should do our best to bring about revolutionary socialism even if there is a pessimism or sense of inevitability to a certain outcome. There is bliss in finding purpose, no matter how doomed. 140
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Maybe you can call this toxic but I keep saying bad FAB takes like “ban mask of momentum” or “ban flick knives” or “ban storm striders”. I don’t think the correct approach to bans should ever be to delete decks from the metagame, and even with LSS recent more-bans philosophy, it wouldn’t be right 10231
thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 30/10/2025CC: @brodiespurlock.bsky.social you gotta get onto this pre-tournament routine 1110