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thelazydog 𓅃

@thelazydog.bsky.social
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Olympic 🥇🥉🥇🥈, FABTCG, coiner of terms, Forbes Top 30 under 30, discontent creator, Emmy nominated screenwriter, voice actor

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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They should print a card called Rippler Away to incite even more discourse
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Omg can’t wait for Succumb Two Temptation
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know I come across as very put together and a paragon of dignity online, but for my enemies or those that merely find me unapproachable, know that I just had to get up in middle of the night to clean cat poop off the floor
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@jamesgottlieb.bsky.social Ban Tarantula Toxin NOW
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New ranger mechanic from LSS: Opt Out It's like Opt, but you just don't do anything with it. #fabtcg
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
à propos nothing
Famous archers in media Google search
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Phillip [FaBrary] @fabrary.net · 11/06/2026
🇨🇦 Silver Goblin prices now available on FaBrary 🇨🇦 🃏 Singles pricing available for all cards 🎁 Deck pricing (and 1-click to buy it all) Update your default shop in user preferences! fabrary.net/profiles/min... #fabtcg
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Tyler Luce @looseleaftea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hello #fabtcg I am super burnt out by the data set and I wrote a ✨ manifesto ✨ about it. TL;DR IMO community needs to chill out on expectations they have towards the software me and other devs provide for mostly free, and I'm working on changes to reduce my burnout www.patreon.com/posts/crash-...
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Crash Out O'Clock | The Fab Cube
Crash Out O'Clock by The Fab Cube on Patreon. Join The Fab Cube's community for exclusive content and updates.
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Leading up to Pro Tour Yokohama, I wanna hear some predictions, hot takes, or stupid comments from ya'll about what you think will do well at the tournament. I'll go first: Tuffnut will make day 2
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Market Manipulation Pro Tip #9: do NOT buy this card
Channel Lightning Valley Flesh and Blood card
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Continuing our Calling coverage, Toxic Tips is back with the Finals today, saying what we were all thinking!!
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Toxic Tips #9: How Toulouse #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #calling
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Toxic tips is now doing VOD review, including analysis of the CALLING WINNER’S gameplay!!
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Toxic Tips #8: How to Play Dash, I/O #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #calling
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
All I post now is self promo… MORE TOXIC TIPS, this one is GOOD
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Toxic Tips #7: How to play Oscilio, Constella Intelligence #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Some Silver Age content for yall today! Featuring my 2nd favourite Draconic Ninja hero
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Toxic Tips #6: How to Play Fai #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay #sage
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💕 Kelsie 💕 @kelsifer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
theyre multiplying #fabtcg
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Today’s Toxic Tips is about How to Play Arakni, Marionette, my washed goat youtube.com/shorts/Axo5E...
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Toxic Tips #5: How to Play Arakni, Marionette
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’ve had good reception to these so I will make one every day until I get bored!! See Toxic Tips #4! youtube.com/shorts/d44W5...
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Toxic Tips #4: Vynnset Vs Katsu #fabtcg #fleshandblood #gameplay
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Double header for Toxic Tips!! youtube.com/shorts/o2zoO...
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Toxic Tips #3: Sage B&R Update Reaction
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Saw a content creator say they were trapped in Dubai and it gave me the ick and then I saw their caption it was an unintended layover and I felt pity instead
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just made a new Toxic Tips episode in like 3 years after getting inspired at Calling Montreal!! youtube.com/shorts/eUrAG...
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Toxic Tips #2: How to play Ira, Scarlet Revenger
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Interesting vibe on the algorithm right now of anti Asian diaspora media sentiment from Asian people, like yeah it’s cringe and elevated by the media in a goofy way but also if you’ve never been part of a minority group it stands to reason it doesn’t resonate with you?
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
In some positive news my apartment building just successfully settled with the insurance company for the whole ass amount of $15,000 after we tried to take them to court!! Fuck insurance providers lmao
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
All the misogyny aside, the surrealism of having the strippers stand for a poorly sung rendition the national anthem is a hilarious idea
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Happy new year!! (Chinesely)
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just solved the male loneliness epidemic ya’ll, after years of respectable engagement from pics or thirst traps on insta, I shared a clip of my sourdough and immediately got 20 dms from ppl wanting to talk about bread
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Wild to imagine that kids born after 9/11 are starting to have a fully developed frontal cortex. Not like it’s scary or anything, but just crazy to think that Gen Z is actually unc and chopped
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Someone at my office has put a small pizza box into the fridge except it’s vertical like a book, and now all I can think about is Pizza Library
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
out for 2026 -lovebombing In -lovecoercivediplomacying
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Sorry to my fellow blooters I posted these on Twitter first
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I have a noble savage view of the rich old people that go on cruise ships and then come off and haggle with the locals in tourist towns about what’s a “fair” price for a $6 fridge magnet
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Does anyone mind if a white girl speaks a lil Volcornese
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
On a short 3 and a half day trip for work and I brought not one but two books with me so that I make double the progress on kidding myself
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Caption this, best caption wins a copper cog
Me dropping all my copper cogs on the ground
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Here's my idea for December 15 Ban: Plow Under Scour Wrath of Retribution Blood Splattered Vest Sawbones Unban: Talk a Big Game Bonds of Ancestry Cash In let the kids play, see what happens
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This shit too easy
Best superlatives all me
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Update I ended up making my own enchilada sauce
Enchiladas w homemade sauce
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Me asking the white french Canadian guy at the Asian grocery store whether they have enchilada sauce in Chinese and he’s like 「當然有~」
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B. Sweeney 🏳️‍🌈 @aceofsween.net · 21/11/2025
@fabtcg.com The new website roll out is pretty nice, but the event search has critical features that do not work properly. 1) Only 15 events will ever be shown. 2) Events are not shown in any specific order I can tell. It causes closer RtNs not to show. See this search centered in Charleston.
Search of RtN Events within a 500 km radius of 29405 (Charleston, SC).  Notice how the closest event is Jacksonville or Charlotte.Search of RtN Events within a 250 km radius of 29405 (Charleston, SC).  Notice how Savannah and Columbia are shown now.
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Reading online study that says Instagram reels literally rot your brain, so basically it’s actually dealing psychic dmg to you via cursed device, very cool
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
just read all of kagurabachi while watching the FAB world championship this weekend, and I gotta say it was as good weekend for Retribution
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So last year before Worlds I bought a CF EA Trench because I was super confident that Ranger would be in the first set of 2025... I just bought a playset of Call for Backup, sorry to everyone that is hoping for a Shadow hero in PEN
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Was expecting a Balance of Justice in the mail but this showed up instead 😅
Ahri, Nine Tailed Fox card
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It’s been suggested that if I made some slight changes the card names would be more legible so I’ve done that for clarity here
A pile of Cindra cards on a desk but ordered in neat rows
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Saw this cool trend on mtg Twitter where you can share your decklist like this and it shows off the art of all the cards, I also arranged it so that it is a colour gradient what do yall think?
A pile of cards for a Cindra deck on a desk
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
For anyone too impatient to wait for James White to make an official announcement, I have insider information from some of the big TOs about what a Showdown is. More below ⬇️
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
As the 2025 Blue Jays taught us, we should do our best to bring about revolutionary socialism even if there is a pessimism or sense of inevitability to a certain outcome. There is bliss in finding purpose, no matter how doomed.
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Maybe you can call this toxic but I keep saying bad FAB takes like “ban mask of momentum” or “ban flick knives” or “ban storm striders”. I don’t think the correct approach to bans should ever be to delete decks from the metagame, and even with LSS recent more-bans philosophy, it wouldn’t be right
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thelazydog 𓅃 @thelazydog.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
CC: @brodiespurlock.bsky.social you gotta get onto this pre-tournament routine
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