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Ian Porter

@nairoz.bsky.social
555 followers 297 following 629 posts

Geek, data nerd, ADHD-haver, cripple, queer, and sarcasm enthusiast. Mediocre FAB player. He/Him. Frequently NSFW. Proud member of Team Outsiders.

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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ripple dislikers, II understand where you're coming from, but please, deal with the people who think it turns off Malice's corpses when a zombie dies. It's... not helping the argument. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today's the day, finally! #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hide The Pain Herald, is this anything? #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finally, the two most under supported classes in FAB get some love. #fabrary
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Once again, Wakefield is FAB's premiere destination. Wakey Wines 5k let's go! #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is unironically my favourite card in IAR so far. Absolutely peak design. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
See I don't know what people were complaining about, Chane made it into Usurp just fine? #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Cool Chane isn't real, he can't hurt you. Cool Chane: #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's a good watch! Give it a shot.
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New ranger mechanic from LSS: Opt Out It's like Opt, but you just don't do anything with it. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh hey Chane made it into IAR after all. I'd still love to see him as one of Malice's summons, that would be a fitting end. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Players have to understand they never announced Chane was coming back. If they announce something, you'll know. It's like PVE - they never announced that either! #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The king is back #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks to @capomellow.bsky.social for reaching out after my account apparently retweeted some random gambling stuff - I've updated my account details and changed 2FA, seems like there is something going around so be aware. Normal shitposting will resume at some point.
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I like to think I'm good at encouraging my team to become their best selves for UK Nats. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How To Build A Good Flesh and Blood Deck, by me. Features mild Aurora slander, and *truth* #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@howlingmines.com remember, next time you find a good guardian card, no you didn't. Time to commit war crimes. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My favourite thing about the BNR is how it fixes a major problem with Lyath - it was possible for your opponent to have fun playing into him. Good fix. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"We assumed all the actually good heroes would have LL'd by now soo Aurora being a bit pish was fine and we didn't test her into them. So have a card back we hate, because we're all out of options" "Also we made Zyggy a bit too shit, oops" "Broscilio? Oh yeah, he's also there" #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
RIP Prism. You took a while to die again, but the important thing is, you're dead. Until Prism3 in a few months ofc. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Anyway enough of that greasy emo Chane, where's my boy Vis at? #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Finally, a two fable set, hopefully they're both mandatory, this is great for people who want to afford the game! #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Create a Soul Shackle, which is a brand new mechanic, not to be confused with Soul Shackle. You can usurp the soul shackle to create a lightning flow, which... #fabtcg
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💜winry🖤 @w1nry.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
it feels like brygo and jw look at blogatog and think they're kinda doing that when what they're actually doing is rage baiting their consumers because there's no visible pr training between them. I mean that as constructively as I can
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Remember, it's the only choice. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Can someone check on @josh-tcgz.bsky.social , maybe get him some fluids? Big day for him. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Remember, we should vote to ban Briar, because that'll mean full power precon Briar during season 3 of Sage! This is the "let it all burn" vote.
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We finally got there. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is why you screenshot stuff, so you can use it against people later. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Sad to see Reaping Blade banned, I liked my convention promo one. Good to see CLV and somersault banned though come Omens, I think just about everyone expected them to go. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We're free. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Okay so the solution to this is to create a second cosplay format with only common and rare cosplays allowed, right, that's how LSS solve problems atm? #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
#fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Easily my favourite moment from the London World Premiere - being asked to sign a card that truly represented me. @sendcats.bsky.social understood the assignment. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Zyggy alter identified. It'll go perfectly with my Dio shoes storm striders. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Welcome back, Astral Slide, it's two decades later but time to annoy the shit out of people again. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Although I'm sad about no ice in this set, legitimately feels like a rug pull on volthaven, I'm gonna give it a try. Zyggy looks different enough (and cool as fuck visual design) that I'm gonna give them a try. Something different, at least. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm definitely whelmed with this set. Pure lightning seems like a swing and a miss. Looks fairly powerful, however, so may well end up playing it - I just hope it ends up fun. Aurora was so dull I was bored to tears. Zyggy looks like there might be some fun there, at least. We'll see. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This goes incredibly hard. #fabtcg
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lotsamuffins @lotsamuffins.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Real ones remember the classic #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My one hope for Omens is it's not a premium set. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Looking at Calling Edinburgh - I just don't think I can justify the cost of this one, despite it being *in the same country*. It's the height of summer, and all nearby hotels are £800+ for the weekend. And that's before I start adding on disability tax etc. Kinda bummed about this. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
We may never know who made this. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You can tell it's accurate, as the guy with the Dori precon plays one game and immediately fucks it off for a guardian. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Play the game. See these wierdos. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
PEN is such a weird set to open. The ANQ packs are same level as the SEA packs, with a lot of chaff in - and there's no real cards of value within the set. As ever, you're far better off buying singles - but who's going to open to sell them? Premium just means you pay more for less. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Legit the funniest thing to happen at a fab event for me... Someone presenting me with the appropriate card for me to sign. I feel seen. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
fabtcg.com/articles/sch... Good BNR. #fabtcg
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Ian Porter @nairoz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It's almost like the point was to keep focus on the RTN season rather than overshadowing it with the next set. What sort of company would overshadow a thing with up and coming shinies?
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