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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I need Costco to give me travel deals on places in the mid west. Yes, girl, gimme that discount on flights & a hotel cuz I do not wanna stay with my mother.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t think anyone was excited to see @danryckert.com on The Floor tonight; bummer 🥲

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I found a Rarity-44 word worth 77 pts in OUTLIER. KEEN · 577 points · 10 rare words. No one else in Outlier has ever found it. 1 find no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/F7F5GA

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player-3936 scored 577 on Day 90 — can you beat them?

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Begging the girls to listen to the words of that Martina McBride song before using it in their videos. It’s like posting “Sunny Came Home” on Father’s Day.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Yeah no sure, add realistic dreams to the night sweats, that’ll make this era way more fun!

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Current fixation on A Day to Remember is making me realize I’m going back to the genres I wanted to listen to in my teens and 20s, but didn’t because of boys or “not fitting the part”. Feral and “Fxck that” 40s coming in hot.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

“IMPEACHMENT DOESN’T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS,” she screams for the millionth time

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Kids’ brains are so weird cuz what do you mean my kid wants Danhausen to come for her lost tooth instead of the Tooth Fairy

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The whole body itch after you spot then lose an eight legged visitor 😭

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

One thing to educate, a whole other thing to soapbox & belittle someone

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Dorks out here acting like they can’t listen to Bad Bunny because he sings in Spanish like they weren’t clubbing to Psy, Shakira, or 2ne1 in the 2000s/10s era with zero issues.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

“Hey, are you a mod for …” BLOCKED Don’t be weird, which I know is a lot to ask of the Internet.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

It’s totally valid to get plastic surgery if that’s what you want, but something about these Utah companies framing it as “self care” & offering “BOGO treatments” in order to make the holidays great seems dark as fuck.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

It’s a weird ass feeling when someone you used to know & was incredibly close to allegedly passes away, and your first thought isn’t “fuck, man, that sucks” but it’s instead, “huh. Anyway…”. Apathy is not what I thought I’d feel when their time came.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Yo if a dumbass lunch/dinner situation is making you SO STRESSED OUT that you cannot possibly be kind or considerate of people, frickin’ cancel it or delegate more. No amount of meat or family or football should cause you to lose the frickin plot, Barb.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

No, McKayLeigh, my Christmas cookies don’t need the “added benefit” of protein. My peanut blossoms are fine; please leave.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

“Mom, did you know there was two Spinxes in the world until one yeeted off a ledge?” And good morning to you, too, little weirdo

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

About once a month, a kid will rage bait me into arguing over the alleged spiciness of Taco Bell. I don’t mind it; it fulfills any need I had to go back to work in retail & explain why coffee cake is “legal” to the Church Elders.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

TIL I’m the only person in my immediately family who hasn’t smoked 🍃🍃 How am I the prude???

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Explaining “the why” when it comes to food donations & the like to little kids in ways they can understand but doesn’t scare them is harder than it should be. They don’t understand “the bigger why”, and fuck if I can find a way to help them because I don’t understand it either

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Love when a safe place becomes completely unbearable 🫠

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Telling myself that playing Hollow Knight & the frustration I feel playing it is good for my brain just like I did when I kept failing math.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Not mentally prepared for the clusterfuck that is school pick up, and yeah, I’m gonna yell about this for all 170ish days of the school year because good fuck some of these parents need to go back to driving school.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Having a nightmare where you can feel things (the pushback from an explosion, the heat from a fire, etc.) really adds to the experience of waking up scared & ready to fight. Who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got “fight or flight”?

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

THIS IS GOOD STUFF & CLARK IS REALLY FUN GO SUPPORT ALL OF THIS also Monster + Milk is the Nacho Cheese + Milk for gamers and Warped Tour elders 😭

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

The fun part about doing early morning car related errands is being the youngest & shortest person in the lobby.

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Maxwellington III @maxwellingtoniii.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Instagram seems to think I want a “solo meditation floating experience” for Mother’s Day. I absolutely do not want to be put in a pod filled with water to float in the dark with only my thoughts to entertain me for 30 mins. I saw what happened to Homer.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Thought I’d not like Daredevil (most of the comic universe just doesn’t click with me), but this last episode I actually watched & didn’t play on my Switch with headphones on. Turns out Daredevil kicks ass 🙃

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Shout out to the mom who I told had gorgeous hair & she responded with, “ok, weirdo.”

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I’m significantly shorter in bare fėet. Socks make me taller. There is absolutely no logic in any of that, but it’s fact accordingly to my brain.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Thanks, Severance, for the realization I’ve seen Adam Scott simulate “sharing vessels” a lot.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I could’ve gone my entire life never hearing Mr. Beast speak. The “pick me” energy oozing out of my TV is unbearable.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

My nightmares have the production value of a high end budget horror movie with a “straight to DVD” storyline. Long story short, don’t consume dairy before sleeping.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

It’s 2025; can we please stream “Gifts & Curses” by Yellowcard now & admit it’s the superior Spiderman 2 song ?

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Reacting to every dude’s “pick me!!” post with a cookie; so far, just one dude, but he’s more loaded than Cookie Monster

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 19/05/2024

“Don’t Fear the Reaper” is a song that creeps me out on many levels & makes me want to write a thesis.

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

Doing NYT word puzzles, drinking coffee, waiting for an airplane, feeling like a real adult.

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