Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So sick, so sick of being tired And oh so tired of being sick 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I need Costco to give me travel deals on places in the mid west. Yes, girl, gimme that discount on flights & a hotel cuz I do not wanna stay with my mother. 000
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t think anyone was excited to see @danryckert.com on The Floor tonight; bummer 🥲 0412
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dumbass looking like the uncle steer clear of at reunions 🤮 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ten! It’s fun depending on if you get the 28 day round or the 36 day round! 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Okay, so let’s add dental issues that only occur during The Tide, exhaustion, and a red meat aversion to the era. 10 days of this bullshit a month is not the vibe. 110
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I found a Rarity-44 word worth 77 pts in OUTLIER. KEEN · 577 points · 10 rare words. No one else in Outlier has ever found it. 1 find no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/F7F5GAplayoutlier.comOUTLIER · Day 90player-3936 scored 577 on Day 90 — can you beat them? 000
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Take a shot every time she types “audio drama” 😜❤️ 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Then there’s the dozen of us who didn’t have a printer and had to hand write the Mapquest directions, then pray you could read them once driving 020
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Begging the girls to listen to the words of that Martina McBride song before using it in their videos. It’s like posting “Sunny Came Home” on Father’s Day. 000
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Yeah no sure, add realistic dreams to the night sweats, that’ll make this era way more fun! 110
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Current fixation on A Day to Remember is making me realize I’m going back to the genres I wanted to listen to in my teens and 20s, but didn’t because of boys or “not fitting the part”. Feral and “Fxck that” 40s coming in hot. 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026“IMPEACHMENT DOESN’T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS,” she screams for the millionth time 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Kids’ brains are so weird cuz what do you mean my kid wants Danhausen to come for her lost tooth instead of the Tooth Fairy 020
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The whole body itch after you spot then lose an eight legged visitor 😭 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026One thing to educate, a whole other thing to soapbox & belittle someone 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 09/03/2026You’re so freaking cool; happy birthday! 💜 110
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Fairly new still to all this, but I think I’ve seen more of those kinds of comments recently than when BTS was gigantic. It’s odd 110
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Dorks out here acting like they can’t listen to Bad Bunny because he sings in Spanish like they weren’t clubbing to Psy, Shakira, or 2ne1 in the 2000s/10s era with zero issues.media.tenor.coma man in a green shirt is holding a cup of coffee in his hand .ALT: a man in a green shirt is holding a cup of coffee in his hand . 020
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/02/2026He’s back now! Just pays less attention to it 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026“Hey, are you a mod for …” BLOCKED Don’t be weird, which I know is a lot to ask of the Internet. 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Sticks & Stones by New Found Glory, Armistice by MUTEMATH, or Michigander’s self titled debut LP. That’s three, but I have ~*~moods~*~ 000
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I learned a lot about furnaces & Kias tonight & that’s a far cry from my plans of curating a museum.media.tenor.coma giraffe with a very long neck is walking on the sandAlt: a giraffe with a very long neck is walking on the sand 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 17/12/2025It’s totally valid to get plastic surgery if that’s what you want, but something about these Utah companies framing it as “self care” & offering “BOGO treatments” in order to make the holidays great seems dark as fuck. 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025It’s a weird ass feeling when someone you used to know & was incredibly close to allegedly passes away, and your first thought isn’t “fuck, man, that sucks” but it’s instead, “huh. Anyway…”. Apathy is not what I thought I’d feel when their time came. 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 07/12/2025media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is sitting next to another man in a suit and tieALT: a man with a mustache is sitting next to another man in a suit and tie 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Yo if a dumbass lunch/dinner situation is making you SO STRESSED OUT that you cannot possibly be kind or considerate of people, frickin’ cancel it or delegate more. No amount of meat or family or football should cause you to lose the frickin plot, Barb. 110
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/11/2025No, McKayLeigh, my Christmas cookies don’t need the “added benefit” of protein. My peanut blossoms are fine; please leave. 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The things that come out of her mouth before she’s fully awake is whacky, like a weird little drunk 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025“Mom, did you know there was two Spinxes in the world until one yeeted off a ledge?” And good morning to you, too, little weirdo 110
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025About once a month, a kid will rage bait me into arguing over the alleged spiciness of Taco Bell. I don’t mind it; it fulfills any need I had to go back to work in retail & explain why coffee cake is “legal” to the Church Elders. 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025TIL I’m the only person in my immediately family who hasn’t smoked 🍃🍃 How am I the prude??? 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Explaining “the why” when it comes to food donations & the like to little kids in ways they can understand but doesn’t scare them is harder than it should be. They don’t understand “the bigger why”, and fuck if I can find a way to help them because I don’t understand it either 000
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Love when a safe place becomes completely unbearable 🫠 110
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Telling myself that playing Hollow Knight & the frustration I feel playing it is good for my brain just like I did when I kept failing math. 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Anxious, Michigander, Pool Kids first three to come to mind 000
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Not mentally prepared for the clusterfuck that is school pick up, and yeah, I’m gonna yell about this for all 170ish days of the school year because good fuck some of these parents need to go back to driving school. 000
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Having a nightmare where you can feel things (the pushback from an explosion, the heat from a fire, etc.) really adds to the experience of waking up scared & ready to fight. Who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got “fight or flight”? 000
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 14/08/2025We’ve limited chat once to try and stop that, and even the members/VIPs kept spoiling stuff! Now we just boot them & get less headaches, but good gosh, people, just read the damn room & rules 110
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 03/08/2025THIS IS GOOD STUFF & CLARK IS REALLY FUN GO SUPPORT ALL OF THIS also Monster + Milk is the Nacho Cheese + Milk for gamers and Warped Tour elders 😭 031
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I wanna romance Drew so bad. I wanna take him to pizza & hear about his Marine days, then take him to his house so he can sleep well as he’s a busy guy 010
Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 16/07/2025The fun part about doing early morning car related errands is being the youngest & shortest person in the lobby. 010