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Cardio Speedwagon

@theladypixel.bsky.social
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Domestic Engineer since 2020 Still afraid the rhythm is gonna get me

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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So sick, so sick of being tired And oh so tired of being sick
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need Costco to give me travel deals on places in the mid west. Yes, girl, gimme that discount on flights & a hotel cuz I do not wanna stay with my mother.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t think anyone was excited to see @danryckert.com on The Floor tonight; bummer 🥲
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dumbass looking like the uncle steer clear of at reunions 🤮
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This & New York Seltzer 🙃
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ten! It’s fun depending on if you get the 28 day round or the 36 day round!
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay, so let’s add dental issues that only occur during The Tide, exhaustion, and a red meat aversion to the era. 10 days of this bullshit a month is not the vibe.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I found a Rarity-44 word worth 77 pts in OUTLIER. KEEN · 577 points · 10 rare words. No one else in Outlier has ever found it. 1 find no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/F7F5GA
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OUTLIER · Day 90
player-3936 scored 577 on Day 90 — can you beat them?
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Take a shot every time she types “audio drama” 😜❤️
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Then there’s the dozen of us who didn’t have a printer and had to hand write the Mapquest directions, then pray you could read them once driving
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What
My Meta algorithm telling me I like rock music & modern daddy vibes; no one knows what that means
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Begging the girls to listen to the words of that Martina McBride song before using it in their videos. It’s like posting “Sunny Came Home” on Father’s Day.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yeah no sure, add realistic dreams to the night sweats, that’ll make this era way more fun!
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Current fixation on A Day to Remember is making me realize I’m going back to the genres I wanted to listen to in my teens and 20s, but didn’t because of boys or “not fitting the part”. Feral and “Fxck that” 40s coming in hot.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“IMPEACHMENT DOESN’T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS,” she screams for the millionth time
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Kids’ brains are so weird cuz what do you mean my kid wants Danhausen to come for her lost tooth instead of the Tooth Fairy
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is eerily accurate and I am AFRAID
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The whole body itch after you spot then lose an eight legged visitor 😭
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
One thing to educate, a whole other thing to soapbox & belittle someone
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oops I’m on a Bilmuri fixation
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Number 8 is my alarm 😅
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
You’re so freaking cool; happy birthday! 💜
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Fairly new still to all this, but I think I’ve seen more of those kinds of comments recently than when BTS was gigantic. It’s odd
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dorks out here acting like they can’t listen to Bad Bunny because he sings in Spanish like they weren’t clubbing to Psy, Shakira, or 2ne1 in the 2000s/10s era with zero issues.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
He’s back now! Just pays less attention to it
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“Hey, are you a mod for …” BLOCKED Don’t be weird, which I know is a lot to ask of the Internet.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Sticks & Stones by New Found Glory, Armistice by MUTEMATH, or Michigander’s self titled debut LP. That’s three, but I have ~*~moods~*~
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I learned a lot about furnaces & Kias tonight & that’s a far cry from my plans of curating a museum.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Great
A screenshot of my 2026 word of the year according to a green gif from Merriam-Webster. Enfeebled, it means to be weak or weakened. Bitches.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It’s totally valid to get plastic surgery if that’s what you want, but something about these Utah companies framing it as “self care” & offering “BOGO treatments” in order to make the holidays great seems dark as fuck.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It’s a weird ass feeling when someone you used to know & was incredibly close to allegedly passes away, and your first thought isn’t “fuck, man, that sucks” but it’s instead, “huh. Anyway…”. Apathy is not what I thought I’d feel when their time came.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
She’s ruining my whole day! And my ass!
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Yo if a dumbass lunch/dinner situation is making you SO STRESSED OUT that you cannot possibly be kind or considerate of people, frickin’ cancel it or delegate more. No amount of meat or family or football should cause you to lose the frickin plot, Barb.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
No, McKayLeigh, my Christmas cookies don’t need the “added benefit” of protein. My peanut blossoms are fine; please leave.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The things that come out of her mouth before she’s fully awake is whacky, like a weird little drunk
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“Mom, did you know there was two Spinxes in the world until one yeeted off a ledge?” And good morning to you, too, little weirdo
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
About once a month, a kid will rage bait me into arguing over the alleged spiciness of Taco Bell. I don’t mind it; it fulfills any need I had to go back to work in retail & explain why coffee cake is “legal” to the Church Elders.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
TIL I’m the only person in my immediately family who hasn’t smoked 🍃🍃 How am I the prude???
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Explaining “the why” when it comes to food donations & the like to little kids in ways they can understand but doesn’t scare them is harder than it should be. They don’t understand “the bigger why”, and fuck if I can find a way to help them because I don’t understand it either
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Love when a safe place becomes completely unbearable 🫠
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Telling myself that playing Hollow Knight & the frustration I feel playing it is good for my brain just like I did when I kept failing math.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Anxious, Michigander, Pool Kids first three to come to mind
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Not mentally prepared for the clusterfuck that is school pick up, and yeah, I’m gonna yell about this for all 170ish days of the school year because good fuck some of these parents need to go back to driving school.
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Having a nightmare where you can feel things (the pushback from an explosion, the heat from a fire, etc.) really adds to the experience of waking up scared & ready to fight. Who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got “fight or flight”?
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We’ve limited chat once to try and stop that, and even the members/VIPs kept spoiling stuff! Now we just boot them & get less headaches, but good gosh, people, just read the damn room & rules
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
THIS IS GOOD STUFF & CLARK IS REALLY FUN GO SUPPORT ALL OF THIS also Monster + Milk is the Nacho Cheese + Milk for gamers and Warped Tour elders 😭
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I wanna romance Drew so bad. I wanna take him to pizza & hear about his Marine days, then take him to his house so he can sleep well as he’s a busy guy
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Cardio Speedwagon @theladypixel.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The fun part about doing early morning car related errands is being the youngest & shortest person in the lobby.
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