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Kish

@thekish.bsky.social
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Author, Idiot, Pizza enthusiast, part time menace, remedial photographer, internet nobody 😘😘😘😘 Inhabitants - COMING 12 December 2025! You missed me, didn’t you? NSFW 🏳️‍🌈 Do you have any bagel bites? Maybe a popsicle?

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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
At @xanderoconnor.bsky.social if you're still active on threads I followed you on backup if you see stigmatizingthing / that is me! 😘
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This is far harder to do than you would expect!
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I have things to do this Halloween season 🤷‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️☺️
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Makeup is neither as fun or as easy as it may appear. In fact, it is expensive and harsh on the skin (in many instances) YETTTTT… Effect is A+ This is the first build of what I'm doing: there will be more eye detailing and a more subtle color shift (however it doesn't photo well!) but progress
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Happy coming out day queers. Here is a rainbow I saw while eating tacos in my car. XO
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
One thing we've learned from the American judicial system: The first 34 felonies are on the house*. *Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Two things can be true at one time because I’m x2 the dumb bitch you think I am
media.tenor.com
a woman is drinking a drink through a straw from a cup .
ALT: a woman is drinking a drink through a straw from a cup .
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Bestie looking good 😘
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I ate my food but this meme is also valid for myself and all decisions I make in life.
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
How to edit 135,000 words…or 550 pages. Well, you start with a highlighter and a lot of crying. DON’T use those tears as lube! Just get to work and cry some more as you tear apart your baby and rebuild it again. And it is okay to scream “I CANT DO THIS!” as you scramble for reason! Breathe
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I hate having to weigh out my food. But I am very efficient and now can mostly eyeball it. 7 years after becoming a diabetic… Don't forget your veggies!
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
People be hating on me and I'm just up here watching Bobby Flay cook things that I too tell myself that I will make…one day. He won't ever make that (narrator of your choice voice) What's wrong with you? I am a god damn delightful fucking hobbit. Your loss entirely if you don't recognize this! 😘
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“Inhabitants” 7 February 2026 I'll eventually have pre-order links and all that fun shit and a website that is getting setup to make me all fancy and shit. But here is the cover…
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Uncomfortable conversations with Kish: Interior (bar): Him: “you smell nice.” Me: “youre standing far too close to me.” Him: “I like a man that smells this good.” Me: “again..too close.” Him: “what do you call that smell?” Me: “a walking holiday that you cannot afford…” I smell like this…😂😂😂
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
And now the unpleasant part of novel writing: Killing your own creation and brutally so…it is never not hard. RIP fake person created in my mind. But damn. That was fun. A horrible but odd rush.
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The best seasoning combo on earth for all meats. I have a separate combo for different types of veggies: but this is my go to. Mix all three into a bowl stir to blend fully. Once blended put into proper container: use liberally on meats! Good grilled and baked or on a stovetop pan! 😘😘😘
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This babe
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 06/10/2025
Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I have zero problem telling people to fuck right off...🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
My shorts are far far smaller than most people's and they look outstanding. And the gym is finally starting to pay off!
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Join team rocket!!! We also have short shorts with our new uniforms…
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Good. Just not good enough.
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Nature doing nature things
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Saturday morning thoughts: I don't understand why life keep giving me A-rank dungeons when I'm an E-rank adult.
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Things I saw on the internet this week… Part 1:
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I don't understand my sales numbers at work. Also, I'm too much of an asshole to ask and say that I wasn't paying attention when I got hired. To be clear: I mean I'm absurdly good at my actual job and I'm certain a top performer. But I still have questions….
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I was an idiot. If you read this…know it is for you. I am sorry. Please know how sorry I am for assuming the worst. 💙💙💙
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
🎵🎵🎵 Workout bops And sweat youtu.be/y4Kg7lp11M8?...
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Ashnikko - Wet Like (feat. COBRAH) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Ashnikko
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Breath of life
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This is the maximum level of excitement I can give today after being brutally murdered again and again and again in Silent Hill F. Also a deer tried to murder me yesterday. This is such a weird week. Anyway..happy October you spooky whores. And happy Mean Girls day too! XO
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I bought new frames today. Got to get them new lenses next month when my insurance kicks in.
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
@thejacko.bsky.social I saw this and thought of your titties….
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This is quite an unflattering photo of me but a cute little kitten is there to save things
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Maybe I’ll live, maybe I won’t 🤷‍♂️
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Tuesday Wisdom from a Dumb Bitch:
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Seeing my book cover from my publisher made me tear up. I never really thought that a story that I thought up when I was 17 would get published. And yet, here we are. Knew this shit was good then, just as it is now.
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Show em how you come up…
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Oh the bright side, people still use MS Paint. Let’s be real though, Mario Paint is the superior tool of graphic design is your passion. 😂😂😂
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
You have fruit punch mouth
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Now I just want to make him dinner and eat together
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
One, two One, two One, two
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Yes chat, Keira Knightley is perfect.
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What a splendid day and what a delightful man. Wow. Hits different when you talk to another adult. 💙
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I am a fan of telling other white people: “Everything isn't racist, but you might be…” 😂😂😂
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Kish @thekish.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
😂😂😂
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