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@thekillingjar.bsky.social
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Fat freaky punk flapper with a love of horror. Best clockmaker on Mars.

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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 7m
Its giving Farley Flavors
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 53m
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 8h
I don't need this, but the inner 9 year old wants this desperately.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 9h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 7
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 9h
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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 16h
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 9h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 16
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 10/10/2026
You tell 'em, disinterested Go Nagai dressed as Dracula!
A disinterested Go Nagai dressed as Dracula, from his introduction to Go Nagai's Scary Zone (1989).

He is saying, "In this world, there are people who've seen UFOs and ghosts."
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 8h
Pretty early on in life. I remember kids not wanting to play with me in preschool/kindergarten, or blocking me from playing with certain toys. I also remember loving things other kids didn't even know existed. It's been a lifelong theme.
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'd be an artist or actress.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 19
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Desert Doo Doo @zavalas-toes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I found out that professional artists literally just pull shit from Google and merge them together in photoshop and trace over them it blew my mind. When I found out that professional artists literally project their references onto the canvas and trace it blew my mind. Refs aren't cheating.
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Use reference. I’m serious. I get it that somehow you or someone convinced you that using reference is “cheating.” It’s not. You are just hindering yourself.
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A clump of the insanely dense hair I buzzed off. Its like I have a fuckin permanent fur coat on my head year-round.
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yknow, I am skeptical about astrology, and then get proven wrong. Its a Venus retrograde and, in a sensory nightmare rage, just haphazardly buzzed off the overgrowth of my undercut touching my neck. I've no idea how it looks and I feel like a madman
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Evil Dead: Ash's Chainsaw & 'Who's Laughing Now?'
ALT: Evil Dead: Ash's Chainsaw & 'Who's Laughing Now?'
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Desert Doo Doo @zavalas-toes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nic Cage is the biggest fucking nerd. He's level of nerd I aspire to be.
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Adrian Torres @yoadriantorres.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Friday. Screenland Armour. @nightmarejunkhead.bsky.social's FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHTS is screening AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. A glorious film. A masterpiece. Love Naughton. Love Dunne. Love Agutter. Love Baker's work. All top notch So weird the film has no director. No director at all. None. Erased
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Addendum: Two days Amazon has not delivered my packages because they couldn't get to the lockers. Y'all don't seem to have an issue leaving all my expensive shit on my porch, but cheap things I need you can't deliver because you can't reach the locker? Eat a dick, you lying fuck!
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Big ol' "fuck you" to the stupid bitch in the parking lot that pulled out of a spot right in the driveway, forcing me to slam on my breaks & throw my back out AGAIN. Second time in a two-week period. Add the ever-morphing head cold & surprise debt... is this a sign to just keep to myself?!
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Stewie Griffin's Epic Tantrum
ALT: Stewie Griffin's Epic Tantrum
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jism Zackand Miri
ALT: Jism Zackand Miri
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've seen how those scenarios play out in... certain kinds of movies. 👀
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PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 it’s gonna take Amanda fix shit. @mandertang.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Y’all got the nice version w #Metoo and you thought it was too much Now is find out time. You think women spent the last 50yrs not growing? You clearly do- bc you withheld pay and titles and perceived power. Women are coming mother fuckers. Welcome to the Thunder-Dome- change will be forthcoming.
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Lori Petty as Tank Girl: Let's Do It
Alt: Lori Petty as Tank Girl: Let's Do It
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not really up to date with MCU at all (sort of lost interest when everything became a part of another thing and not a whole in itself), but I am going to be dragged back into a corner of it now. Gdi, James Spader. (And would. Even with that beard, god help me).
James Spader with white hair and beard from yhr VisionQuest trailer
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once I even called him...
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 08/10/2026
[foreboding music]
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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Michelle Swope @redheadfrommars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think we should be giving clicks to sites that consistently publish pieces from folks who either don't know horror or hate the genre instead of hiring any of us out here who know genre film and want to work, but are struggling due to the state of the industry.
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LMAO I'm so sick that I didn't realize I already missed Fright Night. Love that for me! Where's a loving boyfriend when I need one to nurse me back to health?
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Cat Drink Water Cat Has A Fever
ALT: Cat Drink Water Cat Has A Fever
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want to see Fright Night something fierce this evening, but I also want to sleep and not spread my germs anymore than capitalism forces me to do. Feeling absolutely run down rn.
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Cute Kitten Yawning and Sleeping
ALT: Cute Kitten Yawning and Sleeping
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
... those are certainly words in a sentence.
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just want to sleep
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bruh it's been one day and I'm already tired/pissed about alternating between freezing and feeling like I've been set on fire
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Victorian Child Painting
ALT: Victorian Child Painting
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While I'm hoping for a healing miracle tomorrow, I am bracing for the possibility of missing more work and my paycheck being short. Days like this, I wish I had someone to take care of me.
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm like $5 away from being able to order cookie dough 🤣😭
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I desperately want a fuckton of cookie dough rn. Why am I craving that when I'm sick af? Idk.
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Jun ★ @jun-hug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pumpkin harvest season! #humanartist #catart #fall #halloween
A digital illustration of two cats, white longhair and brown shorthair. Cats are on both sides of a big orange pumpkin. Surrounding them are pumpkin leaves and flowers.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'For Gilead and the Calla!' he roared. 'Now, gunslingers! Now, you Sisters of Oriza! Now, now! Kill them! No Quarter! Kill them all!'
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Leirin @leirinart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wishing the best of the best to Russell today💖
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 06/10/2026
The official SCOOBY-DOO account is celebrating Halloween with a series of parody posters paying tribute to OBSESSION, BACKROOMS, WEAPONS and more. See the full lineup: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/397057...
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The stories we hear in childhood are the ones we remember all our lives.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A person’s never too old for stories. Man and boy, girl and woman, we live for them.
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thekillingjar.bsky.social @thekillingjar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck, this makes me want to call my mom all giddy and let her know, but she's been gone for 8 years now. On her way out, I whispered to her, "go then - there are other worlds than these." I hope that the afterlife gets to read new books.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A new book, OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE (T3), is published today. It's the final book of the Talisman trilogy, co-written with my old buddy, Peter Straub. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
50 years ago Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie and The Banshees at Searchy's Penthouse Club party in London, England, October 1976 Photo by Bob Gruen #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #siouxsiesioux #gothpunkrock #punkrockhistoy
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Sparks Lyric Bot @no1inheaven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In a movie, a life can be summed up in a word, it's a useful dramatic device
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With thanks to @chronicangst.bsky.social: "I wouldn't suck YOUR lousy dick if I were SUFFOCATING and there was oxygen in your BALLS!" —Taffy Davenport, 𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 (1974)
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 06/10/2026
“If it harms none, do what you will” freedom doesn’t mean you get to hurt other people but it does mean that you get to do shit I personally do not like
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