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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

My phone hasn't ruined my attention span, this funeral's just boring as fuuuuck

Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

you blocked me but in case you ever look back, you gotta think deeper about this stuff man. leftist hate of democrats comes from disappointment not secret fascism. you’re saying nonsense

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

You’re saying online leftists who will advocate for free health care, a higher minimum wage, unions, and less military funding are like their republican parents?

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

learned how to jailbreak my kindle today

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

My real eyes are realizing something…

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

no way you’re bringing up pfps when yours is what a dementia patient sees while their male nurse overdoses them with morphine end apartheid! free palestine! 🇵🇸

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Money is only the root of some evil. My evil is for the love of the game

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Why do they get mad at you at the dog fighting ring when you say the score is fun to fun?

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Discovered a cursed blade forged by my ancestors. It wants me to avenge my clan but idk how to explain to it that I’m trying to focus on my stand up career rn

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I think Drake can still bring it back

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I’m sending money to two different Nigerian princes. Call me polyscamorous

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

*Feeling my friend’s forehead when he has a fever* You’re in heat 😢

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I don’t want to call my local representative. I want to ghost them and make them paranoid that they did something wrong

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

yet last year you claimed you were 28. curious…

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Moral objectivity exists dumbass. It’s called Santa’s naughty or nice list

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

sometimes people don’t fw me cause i’m the bad boy around here. i let it slide off me tho. not everyone can handle me

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I tried teaching my kid life skills by making him file my taxes. Now the IRS is auditing me for being a good parent

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Lot of new faces joining the skyline today. Just to let you all know, I’m kind of the bad boy around here

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

i used to call a guy this in high school

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Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month

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MC31415926535897 @mc31415926535897.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Need to start unspending $800 a month

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Accursed witch’s amulet VS 1000 degree knife

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Son was eaten by a falcon. Daughter was eaten by a lion. Wife left me for a badger. Smh my chungus life #mondayproblems

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

The king just offered for me and this baby’s real mom to split the baby by cutting it in half. It seems like a pretty good deal to me idk why she doesn’t seem into it

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

just turned 22. thinking of retiring soon and resting these weary bones in my twilight years

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

i will learn the secrets of your ichor if it is the last thing i do!

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

hey there! people call me the bad boy of Bluesky! couldn’t help but notice your skeet here and think we have a lot in skommon! shoot me a skessage

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Texted my mom about not getting my ballot. She gave me advice and I texted something back without thinking about it. Looked back a couple hours later and realized I told her “I’ll peep the horror”

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

as the bad boy of Bluesky, i’ve been letting the newbies know about skeeting on the skyline

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

you skearn fast! you should skome over for some skivate skessons

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

here on Bluesky we would ask am i’m skitting on you, and yes i skam

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

here on Bluesky we call them skoobs, and yes i will

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