Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025My phone hasn't ruined my attention span, this funeral's just boring as fuuuuck 000
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 10/04/2025learned how to jailbreak my kindle today 010
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Money is only the root of some evil. My evil is for the love of the game 000
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Why do they get mad at you at the dog fighting ring when you say the score is fun to fun? 000
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Discovered a cursed blade forged by my ancestors. It wants me to avenge my clan but idk how to explain to it that I’m trying to focus on my stand up career rn 000
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I’m sending money to two different Nigerian princes. Call me polyscamorous 000
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 12/02/2025*Feeling my friend’s forehead when he has a fever* You’re in heat 😢 010
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I don’t want to call my local representative. I want to ghost them and make them paranoid that they did something wrong 000
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Moral objectivity exists dumbass. It’s called Santa’s naughty or nice list 000
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I tried teaching my kid life skills by making him file my taxes. Now the IRS is auditing me for being a good parent 020
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Lot of new faces joining the skyline today. Just to let you all know, I’m kind of the bad boy around here 130
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 02/11/2024i used to call a guy this in high school 041
Reposted by Kid PresentableGrunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month 031
Reposted by Kid PresentableMC31415926535897 @mc31415926535897.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Need to start unspending $800 a month 032
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Accursed witch’s amulet VS 1000 degree knife 010
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 25/10/2024I’m pregnant with the grind. #badboyofbluesky 062
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Son was eaten by a falcon. Daughter was eaten by a lion. Wife left me for a badger. Smh my chungus life #mondayproblems 170
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 24/10/2024The king just offered for me and this baby’s real mom to split the baby by cutting it in half. It seems like a pretty good deal to me idk why she doesn’t seem into it 140
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Texted my mom about not getting my ballot. She gave me advice and I texted something back without thinking about it. Looked back a couple hours later and realized I told her “I’ll peep the horror” 140
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024“Goochie goochie goo” says man who previously promised he wasn’t the tickle monster 033
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Son: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Me being a feminist role model: Sometimes the girl should get to come too 091
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 22/10/2024They’re calling me the bad boy of Bluesky. Many people are saying this 162
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 22/10/2024not many of you have seen this and it shows 051
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 21/10/2024I love skeeting on Bluesky! I have so many fun skeets to share with you all! 040
Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Smokin that shit that makes dolphins echo locate 051