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Kid Presentable

@thekidpresentable.bsky.social
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The bad boy of Bluesky. I’m a 5th level psychic on a 4th level plane. I eat sulfur and drink plutonium. I am the alpha and the full moon is my omega. Please follow. (he/him)

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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
My phone hasn't ruined my attention span, this funeral's just boring as fuuuuck
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
learned how to jailbreak my kindle today
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My real eyes are realizing something…
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Money is only the root of some evil. My evil is for the love of the game
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Why do they get mad at you at the dog fighting ring when you say the score is fun to fun?
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Discovered a cursed blade forged by my ancestors. It wants me to avenge my clan but idk how to explain to it that I’m trying to focus on my stand up career rn
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I think Drake can still bring it back
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’m sending money to two different Nigerian princes. Call me polyscamorous
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
*Feeling my friend’s forehead when he has a fever* You’re in heat 😢
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I don’t want to call my local representative. I want to ghost them and make them paranoid that they did something wrong
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Moral objectivity exists dumbass. It’s called Santa’s naughty or nice list
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
watching Whiplash!
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
BBoB heads know who said it first
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I tried teaching my kid life skills by making him file my taxes. Now the IRS is auditing me for being a good parent
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Lot of new faces joining the skyline today. Just to let you all know, I’m kind of the bad boy around here
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
i used to call a guy this in high school
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I hate the elderly
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Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month
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MC31415926535897 @mc31415926535897.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Need to start unspending $800 a month
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Need to start spending $800 a month
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Accursed witch’s amulet VS 1000 degree knife
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
bricked up
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I’m pregnant with the grind. #badboyofbluesky
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Son was eaten by a falcon. Daughter was eaten by a lion. Wife left me for a badger. Smh my chungus life #mondayproblems
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
The king just offered for me and this baby’s real mom to split the baby by cutting it in half. It seems like a pretty good deal to me idk why she doesn’t seem into it
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Texted my mom about not getting my ballot. She gave me advice and I texted something back without thinking about it. Looked back a couple hours later and realized I told her “I’ll peep the horror”
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
“Goochie goochie goo” says man who previously promised he wasn’t the tickle monster
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Son: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Me being a feminist role model: Sometimes the girl should get to come too
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
They’re calling me the bad boy of Bluesky. Many people are saying this
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
not many of you have seen this and it shows
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I love skeeting on Bluesky! I have so many fun skeets to share with you all!
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Kid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Smokin that shit that makes dolphins echo locate
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