Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Bruno Mars should let me ghost write for him again 010
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 07/11/2024two horses walk into a bar. the bartender says “why the long faces?” 010
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Doing my research on the candidates for the election, and i'm finding out a lot of these guys are politicians… 000
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 03/11/2024I accidentally burned Steph Curry’s face into my monitor 040
Reposted by Grunky PhlegmKid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 02/11/2024i used to call a guy this in high school 041
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Maybe for next year’s Halloween I will carve a plum. Not sure yet. Nothing set in stone 020
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 30/10/2024People keep asking me if I’m going to dress up for Halloween. Little do they know, I always wear a mask… 020
Reposted by Grunky PhlegmMC31415926535897 @mc31415926535897.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Need to start unspending $800 a month 032
Reposted by Grunky PhlegmKid Presentable @thekidpresentable.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Need to start spending $800 a month 371
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Need to start concocting 800 elixirs a month 031
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 27/10/2024I don’t even know what my favorite skittle color is anymore. What is my life coming to… 030
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 25/10/2024just had a chat with someone. they told me most things in life are bad for you, especially the addicting things. clearly they haven't heard of my ichor 030
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 23/10/2024💖 Need more oomfies/mutuals 💖 ☼ Soulful Wanderer ☼ Moonlight Warrior ☼ Tragic Childhood ☼ Ichor Salesman/Enthusiast ☼ Taylor Swift ☼ Dark Magic (it's 2024, stop being so afraid of everything) ☼ Homunculi ☼ Klornjak Powder If we match reply for a follow! 💕💕 240
Grunky Phlegm @mycaptantichor.bsky.social · 23/10/2024i can secrete crude oil from my pours at will. no limit 240
