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@thejoshp.bsky.social
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Acetaminamerican. Professional traffic dodger. Amateur sarcastic hockey observer. 2017 NASA astronaut applicant.

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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 11h
Both network post game shows interviewed Spanish speaking players via a translator. Meanwhile the Brewers sideline reporter out here conversing one-on-one with them. The respect these players have for Sophia Minnaert.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 14h
Breathing room. What a game. Five.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 21h
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 22h
That letter is straight from the Susan M. Collins School of Concern.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oooof, felt this one right in my soul.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cardiac Crew making the 9th interesting. Four.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As if mother nature saw a state trooper.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump: "Massive amounts of oil coming into our country." Mr. Global: "Ninteen minutes worth of oil. Cute."
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning!
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brampton's back! Apparently?
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait, wait, so the *exact* thing they bitched about Fauci, CDC, and WHO did with China is what they were also doing?!? Oh. My. God. Irony is dead.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're so afraid of being treated the same way they have treated minorities for centuries.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The upside of west coast baseball is I can go to bed without being disappointed. The downside is I wake up in a panic to check the final score.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not one bit.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"take a hike" joke's on you, exercise would be great for my mental health
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But Obama had a Netflix documentary. So samsies? Gawd, every accusation from the right is a confession.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Minor annoyance of the night: the TBS scorebug having a one pixel difference along its centerline.
Screen shot of the TBS scorebug in the Yankeea/Rays game. There is a one pixel shift down along the right half of the graphic.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Growing up in the UP, I never understood just why so many people fawned over visiting. Then I moved away after college and the realization set in. #RetirementGoals
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That CBS News headline is doing more tapdancing than Michigan J. Frog.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The CDC is monitoring it? The same CDC that saw drastic cuts under DOGE? *Insert Marco Rubio sitting on a couch in a CDC lab coat JPG here*
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I actually haven't watched the last five seasons... 😂
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I find out she's married to Horny?
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is closing in on jumping out of a helicopter on a motorcycle while snorting cocaine levels of excitement. Aka: NHL Playoff Overtime.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sheldon Hyperventilating on The Big Bang Theory
ALT: Sheldon Hyperventilating on The Big Bang Theory
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sheldon Hyperventilating on The Big Bang Theory
ALT: Sheldon Hyperventilating on The Big Bang Theory
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All these MLB roof experts tonight sure sound like they all attended the Tony La Russa School of Indoor Lighting Inspection.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wouldn't have been in the way if the roof was open. Blame Manfred. MLB controls the roof in the post season.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is so difficult for everyone to understand the ground rules? If it hits the roof or wires in fair territory, in play. In foul territory, dead ball. Both teams were explained this.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MLB controls the roof during the playoffs, not the team. Blame Manfred.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This FS1 post-game interview is making me appreciate Sophia Minnaert so much.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welp, I can finally exhale. What a 9th inning. #ThePowerOfFriendship
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe he should sell TikTok... 😏🤭
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's it. That's the skeet.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Cutting Edge Toe Pick
ALT: The Cutting Edge Toe Pick
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Urge to add Tom Cotton to my contact list...
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cardiac 'Cats are at it again.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoffman Estates fire marshal okayed them to use some, but made them stop when they got to the minimum required for the buidling.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LET'S GO CATS!!
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seen this happen once. UHL Chicago Hounds opening night. Players were scraping concrete thru slush in warmups. Tried scraping, flooding, and then flash freezing using every fire exinguisher in the building. Logos and lines were floating to the surface.
Five men walking on an ice rink holding fire exinguishers trying to flash freeze the ice. Photo taken at UHL Chicago Hounds opening night.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Upside, they can just turn the heat off and keep the doors open tonight. 😂
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone grab all the fire extinguishers in the building and start flash freezing the ice...
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Double the places I can poop at? Sign me up!
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's right on cue...
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought Hegseth's exact words were "No fatties, no weirdos?"
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The 2000's "prep" look is back? Double popped collar polo shirts?
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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is going to lose his shit when they tell him about the Chicago Blackhawks, Seattle Seahawks, Miami RedHawks, or the Kansas Jayhawks.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought that was only for the House and Senate chambers. Committee hearings were fair game. I could be wrong though. I only remember seeing the slow zoom on clips with MSNow branding; I don't recall seeing the zoom on CSPAN clips.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lakers Player Misses Shot
ALT: Lakers Player Misses Shot
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