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Josh

@thejoshp.bsky.social
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Acetaminamerican. Professional traffic dodger. Amateur sarcastic hockey observer. 2017 NASA astronaut applicant.

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Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is going to lose his shit when they tell him about the Chicago Blackhawks, Seattle Seahawks, Miami RedHawks, or the Kansas Jayhawks.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lakers Player Misses Shot
ALT: Lakers Player Misses Shot
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day we re-learn that those federal food inspectors fired by DOGE because "food is safe," were actually important.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No shit. Those of us with pattern recognition called it over a decade ago. He's a narcissistic self-centered twat. The fact that 70 million people said 'yeah, I like that!' continues to baffle me.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh fuck off Mikey. I like my water clean, air smog free, farm/prairie land undeveloped, and trees to provide shade. Data centers can go find elsewhere to be.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Despite making my payment every six months, I haven't filed a car insurance claim in over a decade. Does this mean I'm committing fraud with State Farm?
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If there was a God, this man would have been struck by lightning already...
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First Infowars, now 60 Minutes. Is there anything @bencollins.bsky.social and @theonion.com can't do?
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*patiently awaits for self-titled fiscally responsible conservatives to ask how we pay for this...*
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let's take a look at Brandon Sproat pitching in the top of the ninth in Milwaukee tonight...
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So, as a NASCAR fan getting into F1 this year, am I the only one actually excited for La Monumental at Madring?
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'd like to apologize to George Lucas for thinking this was a stupid premise 27 years ago...
Opening scroll for Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. 

Episode 1
The Phantom Menace
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. 

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Andrew Tate surges to lead as Presidential GOP frontrunner for 2028.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shame on @andrewrsorkin.bsky.social this morning on @cnbc.com trying to smear Mamdani.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@developers.google.com Cowards. The whole lot of you. #LakeOntario
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Which is typical for street races including NASCAR and F1. The fact they're *bragging* about it... 🤦‍♂️
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Bluesky Discovery tab is amazing. Where else do you get such juxtaposition?
Screen shot of the Bluesky feed with a heartfelt post from PETA for a dolphin that passed away. The immediate next post below it is of a declicious bbq dinner.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Worst birthday month ever. In fact 2026 has been shit overall. I need a time stone to rewind back to January, or fast forward to next January.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My new hobby? Reporting *every* AI slop video I come across on LinkedIn.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I did NOT do a thesis in college on the Polio Vaccine just to have Mr. Brain Worm gaslight the world.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Darren Bailey is the dumbest man in the State of Illinois. www.axios.com/local/chicag...
axios.com
Darren Bailey wants to make Illinois toll roads free
The Republican gubernatorial candidate unveiled a four-point plan, but it lacks details.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A roller coaster of emotions...
A news headline saying a lone Illinois ticket won a record Powerball lottery. An email from Illinois Lottery saying I had a winning Powerball ticket. The winnings in question.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tim Onion for CEO!
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Shocked. Donald Trump is a goddamned liar. 🙄 Sometimes I really hate having the patern recognition 'tism. www.sltrib.com/news/politic...
sltrib.com
Trump said recreation in Bears Ears was virtually impossible. New documents show the White House knew otherwise.
Documents suggest the Trump administration was “lying or spreading misinformation about these fantastic public lands,” a Southern Utah Wilderness Alliance official said.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy August 1st to everyone!
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Am I old for enjoying watching Lollapalooza on Hulu/Disney+? 🤔
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So.... it was really Russian hackers VPN spoofing as Iranian if Trump is blaming Minnesota?
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Blink Rhino
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Most transparent government ever. 🙄😒🤨
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Now, to try and find how to combine my career in highway construction with my newest hobby hyperfixation of F1 racing... 🤔🤓
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sounds like Joe Kernen got a fresh set of talking points regarding the SAVE Act. Appreciated Mike Santoli pushing back with facts.
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The Doctor @drstevenhobbs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"No one will protect what they don't care about; and no one will care about what they have never experienced."- Sir David Attenboroug
A Great Egret stands in the water near reeds
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Meta being the worst offender of this. I stopped utilizing FB or IG when my feed was 3/4 ads or recommended for me instead of showing my actual feed.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Chicago style, no onions.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Accurate depiction of my astigmatism.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
His privilege is showing. As VP, he likely already has a passport that matches the name on his driver's license, despite it not being the same as his birth certificate. #JamesBowman
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
2026 has been an awful year so far. The personal gains this year pale in comparison to the losses. Between the sudden loss of one 12 YO pup, and now five figures deep in medical care for the other 12 YO, it's been taxing. The sweetheart we're trying to keep healthy:
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Upper Midwest is gonna get a good dickin'...
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The NASCAR Cup race at Chicagoland today (eero 400) has had some great racing so far. Leaving the track age and season for seven years gave it a lot of character. Needs to stay on the schedule.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Has @npr.org posted the Declaration of Independence today yet, just to piss off those who don't understand it?
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Moon joy during @pbs.org's "A Capitol Fourth." 🥹
Artemis II crew on stage with actor Gary Sinise during PBS's A Capitol Fourth program.
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Everyone who is mad at this current administration for their handling of national parks, THEY TOLD YOU THEY WERE GOING TO STRIP MINE THE NATION. TWO YEARS AGO. Start at 5:48 into the video. www.cnbc.com/video/2024/0...
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North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum on Trump-Vance ticket, GOP economic agenda and reducing U.S. deficit
North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum joins 'Squawk Box' to discuss former President Trump's VP choice in Ohio Senator JD Vance, what a Trump-Vance economic agenda could look like, how to reduce the U.S. ...
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Maybe you've heard of it?" Oh. My. God. I want there to be a heckler in the crowd at one of these like the Will Ferrell/Jimmy Fallon heckler bit. "Have I heard of it? No! Tell me more about it!"
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fifteen minutes into @cnbc.com Squawk Box and Joe Kernen has already done his morning yoga to avoid being critical of Trump. "How about you tell me what my answer should be."
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Josh @thejoshp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This Fast & Furious reboot looks good!
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