the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026if i were incredibly wealthy id open a theatre that only plays gremlins 2: the new batch during the day and crash (1996) at night. weekends both movies play all day and you can go between screenings with one ticket for a special combo plate viewing experience. 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026wrestling rules bc sometimes a guy’s gimmick is that he’s canadian, and he is about to wrestle Bigfoot 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026items i almost bought but didn’t. locations in the alt text, in case you want to purchase them. 120
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026they got a DJ at the phoenix sky harbor baggage claim. 010
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026i can’t believe my review of 2003’s Resident Evil: Degeneration isn’t popping off on letterboxd. i thought u people liked adult animation. 000
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026if you’re a publication covering anti-trans lawmakers, its your moral obligation to use the most unflattering pictures of them. mouths open, perhaps mid chew. hair all over the place. wearing colors that aren’t their season. thankfully, most of these hateful freaks don’t know their angles. 042
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I'd been avoiding any info on Wuthering Heights (2026) bc it just didn't seem for me, and now I've found out there's no ghost Cathy? That's the best part! Failure movie, anti-apparition movie, will NOT be leaving my grave to haunt a screening any time soon. 022
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026well that’s not an apartment. that’s a horse. 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026quite upset w myself im reading watership down and then forgot to pack it today so now i hv to fill my free time scrolling on my phone, like an idiot 000
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025every marty supreme post’s like “oh penn jillette is so good” or “wow that shark tank guy!” but did no one else experience the pop i did when seeing frequent oprah show guest and icon of the 2000s target purse rack isaac mizrahi? he’s great! 051
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025you’re all jealous of me because i made a good chickpea salad. don’t deny it! 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025next monday’s my birthday. you have a week to think of a gushing compliment to give me as a gift. 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025i’ve always chosen my halloween costumes based on an abiding childhood fear that the events of halloween 2 kalabar’s revenge will happen in real life. you can nvr be too careful. 030
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025im gonna need texas to stop being a red-alert place for trans people bc i have online Canadian friends i want to bring here and subject to the whattaburger patty melt 020
Reposted by the once and future jokesboyTravis Knight @travisknight.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding 6657371397
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025happy austin pride weekend here is a cake i saw at H-E-B that’s the trans colors 060
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025honestly I should have swapped Mickey 17 for a comment on our mutual james spader/crash fandom 110
Reposted by the once and future jokesboyalejandra @mtzxale.bsky.social · 21/08/2025was delighted to join my friend @thejokesboy.bsky.social for 2 stops on his tour of austin's queer club bathrooms! it's an essential (and fun!) read 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫡 www.austinchronicle.com/arts/2025-08...austinchronicle.comThe Great Gay Restroom ReportQmmunity’s James Scott takes a grand tour of Austin’s queer club restrooms 191
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025happy national “both roommates independently getting popeye’s for dinner” day to all who celebrate 000
Reposted by the once and future jokesboydr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name. 240169574658
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025wait i forgot to tell you guys about a dream i had where a gator was loose in my home, but when i sat down criss-cross-applesauce, it wandered over, laid in my lap, and let me pet it. im feeling tenderness toward nature despite its violence. also i like crocodilia. 🐊 040
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025can’t get anymore work done today im just thinking abt the rlly good pizza slice i had for lunch from allday pizza 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025nah, i think that’s the very point of trans culture: that everyone should be able to examine and play with those truly mutable parts of one’s identity. 110
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025im biased i think bc James was always a dream name for me, but when trusted friends started using it without me asking AND i wrote it like a million times all over my notebooks, then it felt more organic to say. anyway, victoria is a great name! 110
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025its a fairy tale where the princess is a baby from hell who lives in the dump! i love her so much. 110
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025i think vaping looks and is stupid 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025haven't connected to a fictional character as quickly as i did to Hell Baby in a while. when i look at her, my heart grows two sizes. 130
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025AI you will never recreate as perfect a video as when jeremy fragrance yelled out a tonsil stone. 030
Reposted by the once and future jokesboyAlexis Sara @alexissara.bsky.social · 24/05/2025She's literally attempting to solo run trans genocide. There is almost no one you can supoort who so directly wants to cause the harm they cause. You need to make supporting her work so uncomfortable, such a social no that people are forced to quit. No fics, no games, no house in bio, no theme park. 4341197
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Love all the posts bragging about the new googoo AI that then post a video of an 8 second scene that, though realistic in appearance, objectively sucks shit. I don’t care if the product perfectly recreates a standup clip if the whole thing isn’t funny! that’s why anybody likes anything! 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025had to kill a roach during the work day. i deserve a medal of bravery, or like 20 dollars for emotional compensation (the equivalent of one pepperoni pizza). 040
Reposted by the once and future jokesboyCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, copyright 1902, mailed 1910. 353920379
Reposted by the once and future jokesboymore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/05/2025i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff 738347
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025gonna start referring to my transition as me “going to jupiter to get more stupider.” 030
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025they should play Thanksgiving Theme (3rd Reprise) from the Charlie Brown cartoons at the end of my funeral so that everyone understands the movie is over. 010
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025has anyone done a drag performance as Spider from James & the Giant Peach? maybe a duet with a drag king Centipede? hmmm… (me thinking) 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025had a delicious strawberry before dinner: AMA 020
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025great place, such a warm presence. i’d also recommend stopping by once over coffee across the way, bc they’ve got a john waters seasonal menu rn. 010
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025i get a side of it no matter the dish i order, aha 010
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025if i ever move away, the chipotle pecan pesto will still haunt my dreams. hope wherever you pick has you leaving with a good taste! 110
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Bouldin Creek Cafe! A favorite of mine and a true Austin-y place. 120
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025oh i see. this was too niche. my mistake for believing fans of tate mcrae would also be enjoyers of controversial cinema of the mid 90s. 000
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025happy birthday to all trans people 010
the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025has anyone made a crash (1996) fancam to sports car by tate mcrae? if you know of one please mail it to me express delivery 000