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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

if i were incredibly wealthy id open a theatre that only plays gremlins 2: the new batch during the day and crash (1996) at night. weekends both movies play all day and you can go between screenings with one ticket for a special combo plate viewing experience.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

wrestling rules bc sometimes a guy’s gimmick is that he’s canadian, and he is about to wrestle Bigfoot

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

items i almost bought but didn’t. locations in the alt text, in case you want to purchase them.

sweet faced cat cookie jar with kerchief and a kitten peeking from beneath her dress & apron. found at austin pets alive! thrift on burnet.

lowly worm glass candle votive. found at paper + craft pantry in springdale general.

old and roughed up cavalier king charles spaniel salt and pepper shakers that look like my friends’ dog charlie. found at austin pets alive! thrift on 51st.

baby doll in a plush flower costume with scary blue eyes. found at zia records on thunderbird in arizona

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

they got a DJ at the phoenix sky harbor baggage claim.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

i can’t believe my review of 2003’s Resident Evil: Degeneration isn’t popping off on letterboxd. i thought u people liked adult animation.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

if you’re a publication covering anti-trans lawmakers, its your moral obligation to use the most unflattering pictures of them. mouths open, perhaps mid chew. hair all over the place. wearing colors that aren’t their season. thankfully, most of these hateful freaks don’t know their angles.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I'd been avoiding any info on Wuthering Heights (2026) bc it just didn't seem for me, and now I've found out there's no ghost Cathy? That's the best part! Failure movie, anti-apparition movie, will NOT be leaving my grave to haunt a screening any time soon.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

well that’s not an apartment. that’s a horse.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

quite upset w myself im reading watership down and then forgot to pack it today so now i hv to fill my free time scrolling on my phone, like an idiot

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

every marty supreme post’s like “oh penn jillette is so good” or “wow that shark tank guy!” but did no one else experience the pop i did when seeing frequent oprah show guest and icon of the 2000s target purse rack isaac mizrahi? he’s great!

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

you’re all jealous of me because i made a good chickpea salad. don’t deny it!

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

next monday’s my birthday. you have a week to think of a gushing compliment to give me as a gift.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

i’ve always chosen my halloween costumes based on an abiding childhood fear that the events of halloween 2 kalabar’s revenge will happen in real life. you can nvr be too careful.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

im gonna need texas to stop being a red-alert place for trans people bc i have online Canadian friends i want to bring here and subject to the whattaburger patty melt

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Travis Knight @travisknight.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

happy austin pride weekend here is a cake i saw at H-E-B that’s the trans colors

H-E-B grocery store caked iced and piped with pastel blue, pink, and white frosting.

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alejandra @mtzxale.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

was delighted to join my friend @thejokesboy.bsky.social for 2 stops on his tour of austin's queer club bathrooms! it's an essential (and fun!) read 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🫡 www.austinchronicle.com/arts/2025-08...

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The Great Gay Restroom Report

Qmmunity’s James Scott takes a grand tour of Austin’s queer club restrooms

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

happy national “both roommates independently getting popeye’s for dinner” day to all who celebrate

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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 31/07/2025

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

wait i forgot to tell you guys about a dream i had where a gator was loose in my home, but when i sat down criss-cross-applesauce, it wandered over, laid in my lap, and let me pet it. im feeling tenderness toward nature despite its violence. also i like crocodilia. 🐊

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

can’t get anymore work done today im just thinking abt the rlly good pizza slice i had for lunch from allday pizza

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

haven't connected to a fictional character as quickly as i did to Hell Baby in a while. when i look at her, my heart grows two sizes.

image from hideshi hino's horror manga of the titular Hell Baby, who has one small eye, one big eye, sharp teeth, prominent nostrils, drool, thin hair, and a beautiful spirit.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

AI you will never recreate as perfect a video as when jeremy fragrance yelled out a tonsil stone.

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Alexis Sara @alexissara.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

She's literally attempting to solo run trans genocide. There is almost no one you can supoort who so directly wants to cause the harm they cause. You need to make supporting her work so uncomfortable, such a social no that people are forced to quit. No fics, no games, no house in bio, no theme park.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Love all the posts bragging about the new googoo AI that then post a video of an 8 second scene that, though realistic in appearance, objectively sucks shit. I don’t care if the product perfectly recreates a standup clip if the whole thing isn’t funny! that’s why anybody likes anything!

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

had to kill a roach during the work day. i deserve a medal of bravery, or like 20 dollars for emotional compensation (the equivalent of one pepperoni pizza).

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

CP toned black-and-white photo of a short haired, tabby cat sitting up for a professional photo portrait. The cat has a fancy metal collar with a bell and a light colored bowtie to it. Text at the bottom reads the family pet. In the lower right corner there’s more text that reads copyright by CE Bullard 1902.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

gonna start referring to my transition as me “going to jupiter to get more stupider.”

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

they should play Thanksgiving Theme (3rd Reprise) from the Charlie Brown cartoons at the end of my funeral so that everyone understands the movie is over.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

has anyone done a drag performance as Spider from James & the Giant Peach? maybe a duet with a drag king Centipede? hmmm… (me thinking)

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

had a delicious strawberry before dinner: AMA

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

oh i see. this was too niche. my mistake for believing fans of tate mcrae would also be enjoyers of controversial cinema of the mid 90s.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

has anyone made a crash (1996) fancam to sports car by tate mcrae? if you know of one please mail it to me express delivery

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

trump doesn’t want you to know this but i just made a delicious broccoli pesto pasta.

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Liz @schlockvalue.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Some big / scary / exciting news… I’m launching my own film distribution company. It’s called @muscledistribution.bsky.social and will be handling a wide range of titles with a heavy repertory focus. The announcement is over at Indiewire: www.indiewire.com/news/breakin...

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Aussie Cult Indie ‘Going Down’ Gets 4K Restoration at BAM from New Venture Muscle Distribution

'Going Down,' the 1983 cult indie film from Australia and director Haydn Keenan, has been restored in 4K and will make its US premiere at BAM in NYC.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

have decided i will get in the criterion closet the old fashioned way by becoming mildly famous. no plans yet on how, but i believe it will happen.

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

gender euphoria is me and da boys enjoying a nice screening of mission impossible fallout

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Jason Takes Man-Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

There should be more movies about people turned on by car crashes. A new one should come out every week.

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Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Cuckoo star Hunter Schafer has reportedly been given a new passport with an M for the gender marker, outing her as trans to anyone she shows it to. The model and actress says her previous passport was stolen in Barcelona, leading her to apply for a replacement.

The image shows a person holding up a U.S. passport with significant portions covered by yellow tape. The passport belongs to someone with the last name “Schafer” and the given name “Hunter James.” The document includes a passport photo of a person with long hair and a serious expression. The birthdate is listed as December 31, 1998, and the place of birth as New Jersey, USA. The passport’s gender marker is “M,” and it has an issue date of February 20, 2025, with an expiration date of February 19, 2035. The background features the official U.S. passport design, including an eagle emblem. The person’s face is partially visible behind the document, with only the lower part of their face showing beneath the tape.

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/02/2025

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

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Public comment on US passport form changes related to trans

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the once and future jokesboy @thejokesboy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

“call me when you’re sober” music video… very compelling cinema

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