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God, whoever runs the White House Twitter account has a brain that’s just a rat’s nest of racism, daddy issues, sexual confusion, and chrome plated stupidity

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14h

I was too handsome and muscle toned to be Captain America

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14h

I don’t know how much Mitch was involved in that decision

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14h

It’s looking more and more like a global security imperative to separate Elon Musk from his wealth

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 15h

So we’re gonna let people who are dumb enough to buy a Tesla just have a car that can hop over other cars like a metal bunny?

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Reminder for men: Love is Blind is premiering tonight. If your significant other watches, grab a book, start reading, and every now and then, look up from that book and say: “Ugh, is this guy serious right now. Something’s up with him.”

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The 2026 midterm campaign is maddening. You have centrist Democrats sabotaging their own nominees. Meanwhile, Republicans are disgusted that they even have to make a case to their voters, perpetually outraged at the softest of softball questions

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It’s always a recession indicator when Led Zeppelin allows one of their songs to be used in a commercial. The fact they pulled out the Stairway gun should probably give us extra worry

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If it’s all the same to you, I’m just gonna keep calling the most recent blonde liar employed by this criminal organization called an administration Karoline Leavitt, too. Got no time to learn her name at this point

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Maybe ask “What about his future” when it’s a poor kid busted with some weed, and not when it’s a rich kid sexually assaulting someone

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I honestly thought that Don Jr. married Kimberly Guilfoyle in that Putin financed wedding of his. Can’t keep up with all the drama of this putrid family

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The raid of Ilhan Omar is essentially a midterm campaign commercial. Trump, and by extension, his toadies in the GOP, have not kept a single campaign promise. They can’t point to lower prices, healthcare, affordable housing, more jobs, hell, he’s invaded 2 countries since coming to office.

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Annual reminder from an Italian American: Columbus Day is dumb and should go away forever

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m sorry. If you’re watching someone die, you’re just a barbarian. Full stop. Don’t give me Roman gladiator bullshit. I don’t care if he’s the nastiest person to walk the earth, I’ve got no desire to watch a person die. And the below post is absolutely spot on. The goalposts will continue to move

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

JD Vance knows what socialism, but he also knows he can’t say the definition because it’s not what his party has been saying it is for the last 80 years

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“Passed over” like he’s a serious contender for it. God, everyone involved in legacy media needs to lose their jobs

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Reposting this in light of yesterday’s decree from Dear Leader

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Let’s get excited! We’ve got a brand new thought crime!

Trump tweeted declaring anyone who says AI as the enemy

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We shouldn’t underestimate JD Vance as a presidential candidate. Yes, he’s a charisma black hole with a personality as pleasant as underwear filled with broken glass, but he’ll have an unlimited budget, and the media loves him and will run interference for him.

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Whenever I see a co-CEO situation, I wonder which one is the dumb guy they have to call CEO for some stupid arbitrary rich reason, and which one is the guy who does the actual job

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Public health is one of those things that Trump broke in less than a year which will require decades of adult leadership to fix. Leadership and time we won’t get because swing voters are brain dead children

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There should be a reality show where someone is given $1 billion and we all have to watch them try to spend it, just so everyone can understand how much goddamn money that is

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Now that the Paramount and Warner Brothers deal is done, we can look forward to Superman saying Boravia has the right to defend itself in Man of Tomorrow, Kyle Radner stopping that diversity hire John Stewart in Season 2 of Lanterns, and Batman reaching for the Bat-AR-15

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My lukewarm take is that Hal Jordan and John Stewart had to be broken messes and abrasive because while having 3 wholesome “do the right thing no matter what” works in the comics medium, it won’t work on screen, and Superman has already been established as the goody two shoes

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Michele Tafoya strikes me as a politician in the Ted Cruz mold. Not a serious legislator, just shameless self-promoter who would use her office to make a scene so she can get on TV and host a podcast

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Peter Thiel has way too much power for a dude whose accomplishment is “put credit cards on the internet”

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just saw a Starlink commercial using Arthur C. Clarke, and you’d struggle to find someone Clarke would detest more than Elon Musk

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s fall, which means in my house, it’s Gilmore Girls viewing season. Am I a Gilmore Girls fan? Of course not. I’m far too manly, but I do have several opinions and am willing to discuss and defend those opinions vigorously

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

All it took was a 2-1 record, and all was forgiven. Yeah, our values are absolutely dog shit

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Republicans are trying to rewrite Watergate. Once again, I am telling you that this is not the behavior of people who think they’ll have to win elections again. It’s why they’re turning their attention to rewriting history

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are tons of reforms, both in universities and our legal system, that can be enacted to prevent people like Cornell frat rapists from getting away with it, but honestly, the most important one can be done by us men.

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is beneath the office of Dennis Rodman

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let’s say Jack Smith had actually been in Atlanta for a Hawks game. How is that a smoking gun? It would be generous to label it circumstantial evidence

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Have there been any conversations or consequences from Chuck Schumer concerning John Fetterman campaigning at the GOP Trump Worship Time? Or does he just reserve his fury for college students who don’t approve of bombing children?

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bear with me, but Mike Johnson’s political career is an interesting case study. Like all current GOP, he’s deeply uninterested in the job of governance. It’s absolutely clear that sitting on his ass and collecting a paycheck was his sole ambition.

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know people are having fun with Eric Schmidt being an absolute clown show, but Republican senators in general embarrassed themselves spectacularly with their grandstanding sanctimony. These people aren’t serious legislators, they’re just taxpayer funded podcasters and talking heads

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If the statistics behind trans athletes in women’s sports warranted the panic and heavy handed legislation it has generated, then by that logic, we should have banned fraternities decades ago.

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

To be clear, the terms “super intelligence” or “SI” are added to the list of “names only used by stupid assholes.” Like X, Lake of America, Gulf of America, Department of War, or the Trump Kennedy Center.

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The term AI was already inaccurate to begin with. What’s distressing is that we’ve spent the last 2 weeks wringing our hands about the potential dangers and the solution that’s been arrived at is changing the name to SI. More distressing is that this will probably allay the fears of so many people

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s important to remember that the entirety of the intellectual scaffolding of MAGA rests on premises as solid as Eric Schmidt’s Atlanta Hawks/University of Iowa Lady Hawkeyes confusion

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don’t worry! The epically greedy sociopaths pinky swore to a decaying sociopath that they would try super hard not to unleash chaos and destruction on us peasants that they don’t give two shits about

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Shouldn’t it be bigger news that a defendant in a rape trial is moderating a discussion that includes the head of CMS?

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is great branding if you’re really stupid

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve had others explain private equity to me and it seems indistinguishable from the Scatino bust out in the Sopranos

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Forever grateful I don’t have the brain sickness that makes you think “Oh, he’s lookin’ tough in this picture!”

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t know if I could present a better representation of “there’s no “there” there” than Marco Rubio. Just the emptiest suit I’ve ever seen in politics and yet the media hype machine churns endlessly for him

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Liberals would do well to start trying to combat what’s happening to public schools in WV. As a native, I know that 99% of the American public doesn’t give a shit what happens to West Virginians, but maybe it’s time since this slow rolling disaster is coming for everyone else one day

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