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Jimmy

@thejimperor.bsky.social
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A fan of Marvel, science fiction, democracy, and using humor to cope with societal collapse. Aliens, I tried to avoid all of this. I don’t respond to DMs on here

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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 15h
God, whoever runs the White House Twitter account has a brain that’s just a rat’s nest of racism, daddy issues, sexual confusion, and chrome plated stupidity
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 18h
I was too handsome and muscle toned to be Captain America
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 18h
I don’t know how much Mitch was involved in that decision
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 18h
It’s looking more and more like a global security imperative to separate Elon Musk from his wealth
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 19h
So we’re gonna let people who are dumb enough to buy a Tesla just have a car that can hop over other cars like a metal bunny?
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You may be asking, “But what if there aren’t any toxic douches on the show?” Don’t you worry your pretty little head. Netflix producers give with both hands on that score
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reminder for men: Love is Blind is premiering tonight. If your significant other watches, grab a book, start reading, and every now and then, look up from that book and say: “Ugh, is this guy serious right now. Something’s up with him.”
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The 2026 midterm campaign is maddening. You have centrist Democrats sabotaging their own nominees. Meanwhile, Republicans are disgusted that they even have to make a case to their voters, perpetually outraged at the softest of softball questions
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s always a recession indicator when Led Zeppelin allows one of their songs to be used in a commercial. The fact they pulled out the Stairway gun should probably give us extra worry
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If it’s all the same to you, I’m just gonna keep calling the most recent blonde liar employed by this criminal organization called an administration Karoline Leavitt, too. Got no time to learn her name at this point
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe ask “What about his future” when it’s a poor kid busted with some weed, and not when it’s a rich kid sexually assaulting someone
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I honestly thought that Don Jr. married Kimberly Guilfoyle in that Putin financed wedding of his. Can’t keep up with all the drama of this putrid family
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bullshit culture war issues and naked, unhinged bigotry. For all the sanctimonious bloviating about “I just care about the economy” voting, those dullards can only point to this skullduggery as their remaining satisfaction
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s to say nothing of his neck deep involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. So the GOP have nothing to offer except gay panic, trans panic, and this travesty. Using the federal government to bully and harass a woman of color. That’s all the GOP can offer the average voter.
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He’s been preoccupied with inconsequential Marie Antoinette bullshit like ballrooms, screwing up a pool, putting his dumbass lumpy face on coins and passports, building a hideous arch, shilling for AI and crypto techbro fascists, and god knows what else.
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The raid of Ilhan Omar is essentially a midterm campaign commercial. Trump, and by extension, his toadies in the GOP, have not kept a single campaign promise. They can’t point to lower prices, healthcare, affordable housing, more jobs, hell, he’s invaded 2 countries since coming to office.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
www.cnn.com/2026/10/12/p... Democrats need to remember this shit when they’re wringing their hands over “norms.” These sociopaths do not care about them, and Democrats won’t be rewarded for observing them
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Federal officers carry out search at Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC-area home | CNN Politics
Federal officers early on Monday executed a search warrant related to Rep. Ilhan Omar, the Minnesota congresswoman who has been the persistent target of ire from President Donald Trump’s administratio...
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Annual reminder from an Italian American: Columbus Day is dumb and should go away forever
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m sorry. If you’re watching someone die, you’re just a barbarian. Full stop. Don’t give me Roman gladiator bullshit. I don’t care if he’s the nastiest person to walk the earth, I’ve got no desire to watch a person die. And the below post is absolutely spot on. The goalposts will continue to move
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
JD Vance knows what socialism, but he also knows he can’t say the definition because it’s not what his party has been saying it is for the last 80 years
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Passed over” like he’s a serious contender for it. God, everyone involved in legacy media needs to lose their jobs
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reposting this in light of yesterday’s decree from Dear Leader
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s get excited! We’ve got a brand new thought crime!
Trump tweeted declaring anyone who says AI as the enemy
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We shouldn’t underestimate JD Vance as a presidential candidate. Yes, he’s a charisma black hole with a personality as pleasant as underwear filled with broken glass, but he’ll have an unlimited budget, and the media loves him and will run interference for him.
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whenever I see a co-CEO situation, I wonder which one is the dumb guy they have to call CEO for some stupid arbitrary rich reason, and which one is the guy who does the actual job
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thought this was a real headline because legacy media is so terrible now
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Public health is one of those things that Trump broke in less than a year which will require decades of adult leadership to fix. Leadership and time we won’t get because swing voters are brain dead children
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- Chris is actually a fairly common example of how fathers fail their kids. He wasn’t an across the board monster. Chris was a failure as a father simply bc his best just isn’t worth much, and that’s a lot of fathers out there
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There should be a reality show where someone is given $1 billion and we all have to watch them try to spend it, just so everyone can understand how much goddamn money that is
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now that the Paramount and Warner Brothers deal is done, we can look forward to Superman saying Boravia has the right to defend itself in Man of Tomorrow, Kyle Radner stopping that diversity hire John Stewart in Season 2 of Lanterns, and Batman reaching for the Bat-AR-15
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My lukewarm take is that Hal Jordan and John Stewart had to be broken messes and abrasive because while having 3 wholesome “do the right thing no matter what” works in the comics medium, it won’t work on screen, and Superman has already been established as the goody two shoes
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
- You’ll never convince me that Adam Brody was too busy to spare a few episodes at the finale to make Dave and Lane endgame. Writers should’ve kept Lane open for just this purpose. - Despite my earlier assertion that Logan is a megazord of red flags, Rory marrying him makes sense
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Michele Tafoya strikes me as a politician in the Ted Cruz mold. Not a serious legislator, just shameless self-promoter who would use her office to make a scene so she can get on TV and host a podcast
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peter Thiel has way too much power for a dude whose accomplishment is “put credit cards on the internet”
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
- Mitchum Huntzberger was correct about Rory, but he was a bad mentor. He should’ve delivered feedback way earlier and saw if Rory adapted to it - most communities need a Taylor
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
- April wasn’t a bad character, she was just introduced late, and her introduction started the most hated storyline of the show (Lorelai marrying Chris, barf), maybe one of the most hated storylines in TV history
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
- we needed to get an episode devoted to Kirk and Lulu’s wedding. - Richard and Emily were great grandparents, and decent parents. Tons of flaws for sure, and they got controlling, but that’s parents. They’re still better than 70% of parents out there
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw a Starlink commercial using Arthur C. Clarke, and you’d struggle to find someone Clarke would detest more than Elon Musk
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
- Most of Dean’s awfulness could be chocked up to “men under the age of 25 suck without exception,” but the revival confirmed he never grew out of young man suckitude. He also most definitely voted for Trump
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
- Jess ended up the best of the three Rory boyfriends, but his tenure as boyfriend was the worst. - Logan is a bigger red flag than the fandom wants to admit. Matt Czury is just handsome and likable. Dude definitely voted for Trump
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some of those opinions: - a Miss Patty prequel spinoff should be made (though maybe that would hew too close to Marvelous Mrs. Maisel). - Lane should also have a spinoff and her story needs fixed. Her spinoff would also do origin story for Mrs. Kim. There’s an interesting story there
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s fall, which means in my house, it’s Gilmore Girls viewing season. Am I a Gilmore Girls fan? Of course not. I’m far too manly, but I do have several opinions and am willing to discuss and defend those opinions vigorously
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All it took was a 2-1 record, and all was forgiven. Yeah, our values are absolutely dog shit
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Republicans are trying to rewrite Watergate. Once again, I am telling you that this is not the behavior of people who think they’ll have to win elections again. It’s why they’re turning their attention to rewriting history
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sure some people will be uncomfortable with threats of violence like this, but the basic message is still the right one. Real men understand what consent is, and real men don’t tolerate nor do we protect those who ignore consent
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There was a lot more to the speech (and he repeated it often once I got to my teens), but the gist of it was if I ever touched a woman who didn’t want me to, he would break my neck.
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My father is a boomer, and he was far from perfect, but I can still remember him saying “If she says no, that’s it. It’s no. Even if 1% of you thinks she’s not in her right mind to say yes, you don’t touch her.”
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holding each other accountable. For us older men, that means setting examples for our sons, our nephews, and any boy or young man that looks up to us.
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Jimmy @thejimperor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are tons of reforms, both in universities and our legal system, that can be enacted to prevent people like Cornell frat rapists from getting away with it, but honestly, the most important one can be done by us men.
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