Sign in

Jesus H. Christler

@thejesuschrysler.bsky.social
6.4K followers 5.7K following 3.1K posts

✯ I am (he, him, his) ✯ Jesus Chrysler (incognito) with my sidekick Gabrielle. ✯ The "H" stands for "Hella" ✯ It's probably a simulation Jesus was an atheist. Don't DM me, I won't answer prayers either.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22h
Jack Smith at last night’s Power to the People concert, wearing a Springsteen/No Kings shirt.
605153633046
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
28873672064
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Comrade Cletus @whitetrashlibturd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my coworkers got some piece of shit to admit she only cared if HER kids got raped Then she literally cried to the boss about the mean lib who’s “where’s your line with Trump” escalated to “do you care he protects pedos” They truly do not care.
021
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
14513176
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💔🕯️💔🕯️💔
251137893541
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know why the push to ASI for AI. They want to steal all the elections, then all the power and money.
010
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
68197512602
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent reply😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯
1114521675
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
210150044271
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
1486229586472
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They Better Be........!
6750531162
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/10/2026
“Please don’t leave me alone with him.”
6883229872
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Dıanna @elank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
14053541268
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Clem H. Fandango @sferroni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
742318967
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
57425
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When a rapist sticks up for other rapists it's called a professional courtesy.
42350881817
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm going to say it, and keep saying it. There is no hell, he belongs in jail.
042
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sicky Blah-blaj could only hurt teh GOP. Keep it up.
000
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish him well in reverse.
232
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's so fucking far worse than those Yahtzees think it is. They have no idea how people are going to mobilize in order to get them the FUCK out of office and on their heels. I'm looking forward to voting them all out, and then watching the trials and setting of things right.
041
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1110141
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One word for the child rapist. COMPROMISED TRAITOR.
010
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, they were ignorant and that joke is old.
010
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This Is 👇 Why We Can't Have Nice Things,Chump.......
17428641372
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
18691296
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
237129924194
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ICE shot Wilber Perez in the back. Now, Wilber can’t move the left side of his body. How does paralyzing a DoorDash driver make anyone more safe?
21984583060
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"How to bankrupt a country in two years" - The art of the steal by Donald J Trump
020
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
🍁 Danimac67 🍁 @danimac67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
3178
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
74115
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
509201644995
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Kim A. Wagner @kimatiwagner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"That is a war crime. That is barbarism. And it is something the United States must never be associated with." I don't know, man - I think it might be a bit too late for that...
457137003614
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
715948
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hurting the president’s feelings isn’t a national security threat Thank you for your attention to this matter.
516219974567
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
141
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
632112182179
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
131259414
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Even Jabba wouldn't do that.
010
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8TBkf3o/
tiktok.com
9/9
TikTok video by Aaron Parnas
000
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is going to infuriate Donald, especially with Fox joining the boycott. Donald as a little boy never got enough attention from his wary, selfish parents. As an adult, he is so thirsty for attention—and watches for himself on television CONSTANTLY—being ignored by media is kryptonite.
2473493846
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1113458
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"SHOCKING"...
020
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
64541215
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1329163
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
22340178
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Theater dates only, please.
022
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's the strangest looking kitty cat.
020
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you for all the follows. I try to follow everyone back but I'm only one Jesus...
020
Jesus H. Christler @thejesuschrysler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fixed it.
020
Reposted by Jesus H. Christler
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
26496983342