Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026(to the tune of night swimming by rem) Night rimming, deserves a cleaner ass 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If transitioning were as big a thing in the late 90s I guarantee you there would be hundreds of trans men named Syphon Filter 000 0
Reposted by Elroy JestsonElroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps 011 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps 011 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Don't kowtow to wil stancil he's a fucking loser 020 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026There's a level of money that if you make it, I don't want to see you wearing a 2010s style shirt with only block words on it. I just assume it's a Paltrow GOOP level of grift and that you should be hung by your ankles from a bridge 010 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Some people jerk off, some people write a song called Dry Spell Dear God that song sucks 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The stadium feed is the greatest sports stream one can find 000 0
Reposted by Elroy JestsonHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall 8460621316 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Three runs in the top of the ninth to lose. If you don't like that you don't like twins baseball! 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Best part of a winning balatro run is explaining it to my fiance that doesn't play the game 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I love eating over a trashcan so much sometimes I wonder if I became a cook just to do that 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 03/04/2026They are entitled to exactly jack shit of my goodwill. Fuck them and fuck you Souhan for trying to launder their bullshit 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026As if I needed any other reason to root against that jerk off perennial loser franchise. The Tottenham of the US 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Real shit catch me outside Vikings stadium every home game next season with a big ol sign that says Paul Allen is an Asshole 110 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I wonder what Gary Busey says TBI stands for 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Oh to see this man's body cold and pulse less 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I'm love/hate watching the twins like a true minneapolitan 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Forrest Gump 2, but it's about Chet Hank's real life and Chet Hanks plays Jenny 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026It's a shame weird al yankovic exists. Not because I don't like him or anything, if anything I'm super jealous; there really isn't room for more than one famous song parody person 021 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Amber is the color of all our energy on this blessed 311 Day 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Was talking with a friend who's spearheading some things and I learned there's an estimated 16 million dollars of rent debt across the metro 0100 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026You think John Hinckley Jr things impress her? 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Pretty certain that Dakota Johnson is a siren 100 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Luka Doncic has a stunning case of Patricia Arquette mouth 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The CEO of Culver's eating a butterburger so horny he gets a nosebleed 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026If you've never listened to CMAT you simply must change that 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Coworkers everywhere today are making fun of the name MarkWayne 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Just an airtight take from one of this generation's leading philosophers on the topic of......accidental Nazi tattoos??? Just listen to yourself you dumb piece of shit 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Dave Matthews Band walked so this shit can run 040 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026In America, the CEO eats burger for shame ritual 010 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026"Did you fuck it up real good?" "Yeah! This is gonna infuriate everyone" "Nice job bubba" ^ every day at the commercial film wrap factory 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Oh man living in the Sauced Meat district would rule. I'm so jealous! 010 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Dominik Szoboszlai lookin like a white lady on a Caribbean cruise 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I think maybe, just maybe, you should eat shit 000 0
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I hope his dick falls off. Man who gives a fuck about this dumb shit 010 0
