Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026(to the tune of night swimming by rem) Night rimming, deserves a cleaner ass 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If transitioning were as big a thing in the late 90s I guarantee you there would be hundreds of trans men named Syphon Filter 000
Reposted by Elroy JestsonElroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps 011
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026There's a level of money that if you make it, I don't want to see you wearing a 2010s style shirt with only block words on it. I just assume it's a Paltrow GOOP level of grift and that you should be hung by your ankles from a bridge 010
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Some people jerk off, some people write a song called Dry Spell Dear God that song sucks 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The stadium feed is the greatest sports stream one can find 000
Reposted by Elroy JestsonHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall 8460661316
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Three runs in the top of the ninth to lose. If you don't like that you don't like twins baseball! 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Best part of a winning balatro run is explaining it to my fiance that doesn't play the game 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I love eating over a trashcan so much sometimes I wonder if I became a cook just to do that 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Real shit catch me outside Vikings stadium every home game next season with a big ol sign that says Paul Allen is an Asshole 110
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I'm love/hate watching the twins like a true minneapolitan 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Forrest Gump 2, but it's about Chet Hank's real life and Chet Hanks plays Jenny 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026It's a shame weird al yankovic exists. Not because I don't like him or anything, if anything I'm super jealous; there really isn't room for more than one famous song parody person 021
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Amber is the color of all our energy on this blessed 311 Day 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps 011
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Luka Doncic has a stunning case of Patricia Arquette mouth 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The CEO of Culver's eating a butterburger so horny he gets a nosebleed 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026If you've never listened to CMAT you simply must change that 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Coworkers everywhere today are making fun of the name MarkWayne 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026In America, the CEO eats burger for shame ritual 010
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026"Did you fuck it up real good?" "Yeah! This is gonna infuriate everyone" "Nice job bubba" ^ every day at the commercial film wrap factory 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Dominik Szoboszlai lookin like a white lady on a Caribbean cruise 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I wanna make a funny post but all I can think about is how many pieces of shit should die 100
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I've said it before, I'll say it again: hank hill was blasting crazy rope because of his narrow urethra 100
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026"help I've fallen and I can't get up" looking ass 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Much like how we all endure the hardship of winter, all of our meat tiny in Kawhi's hands 000
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 23/02/2026If you were a bathroom attendant in the 1980s you're now at risk for Poop Lung 010
Reposted by Elroy Jestson🇺🇲💥🧨‼️🦅Diana🦅‼️🧨💥🇺🇲 @citiesbydiana.bsky.social · 22/02/2026#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW! 623555869
Elroy Jestson @thejesticle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Cracked a sealed Genus edition last night, gonna frame these 010
