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Producer: "We're getting destroyed on social media guys. Say something bad about Deshaun Watson." Kirk Herbstreit: [I got you fam] "Much maligned, Deshaun Watson. Right, Al?!"

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mason Rudolph on the sidelines talking to Aaron Rodgers: "Look man, all I'm saying, Shailene Woodley is really hot.....I would've let her."

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It’s October 1st

David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”

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Who's the first coach to design an entire offense around DPI? Just play a game of "500" with 5 receiver sets every play. They never call on offense.

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Aaron Rodgers is gonna get Brett Easton Ellis to write his biography just so he can live out his dream of being the main character in a Brett Easton Ellis novel.

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Mike Tomlin is living his best life making Jack-and-Jill bathrooms in Minecraft. He doesn't miss this shit.

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That was like frame perfect PBU by Macneil-Warren.

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"We don't need to go over the Deshaun Watson THING," -Al Michaels. On my TV. Just now.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15h

"I'll tell you what, Al. Not for nothing, I would let Deshaun Watson marry my daughter," -basically Kirk Herbstreit about Deshaun Watson tonight. So gross.

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Sophie Cunningham is -13 in 12 minutes. Please remember that when she is released at the end of the year and claims it was for her political views.

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Apple has run so far out of ideas that they suggest screaming "so much battery life" will make you a superhero.

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Jeff Herr @thejeffreport.bsky.social · 16h

Nobody had ever thrown a better post route than Aaron Rodgers.

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I simply cannot believe how easily they are just white washing the Deshaun Watson shittiness. Dude plays 2 "OK" games and now they're talking about how he can make the trade worth it and how "impressive" his comeback is. 🤮

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Jeff Herr @thejeffreport.bsky.social · 16h

Streaming services advertising about how much it sucks to require so many streaming services is peak late-stage capitalism.

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Jeff Herr @thejeffreport.bsky.social · 17h

Gutter racism from a gutter racist.

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Jeff Herr @thejeffreport.bsky.social · 22h

Honestly, being able to create something that is incredibly phallic while also being incredibly vulvic is actually quite impressive.

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Jeff Herr @thejeffreport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Have you ever seen a bigger collection of insecure man babies? Just total loser shit. They are literally the dude in the vest from 'My Cousin Vinney' acting big and bad before getting clocked by the short dude who doesn't care.

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Joe Pesci Punch - My Cousin Vinny

ALT: Joe Pesci Punch - My Cousin Vinny

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Jeff Herr @thejeffreport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The fact that literally the entire press is owned by their chud buddies and they still blame them should really show why all the companies that sprint to "comply in advance" or bend the knee after being criticized will never actually be spared anything.

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Jeff Herr @thejeffreport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let it happen then. This is the unfettered capitalism you vote for with all your chud friends. In the words of Frenchie from The Departed. "This is America. If you don't make money, you're a f**King douchebag." So much for the party of small government.

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Jeff Herr @thejeffreport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This Digger movie is apparently divisive but I can't wait.

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For those keeping track, that's three humans, but four "J's"

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The Harbaughs are basically one person. They view football through a single prism that they refined in 1998.

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"That's not a conspiracy theory!" He screams at me through the Internet.

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They literally have a picture of Tony Stark up there. Just loser shit.

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Harbaughs not wearing khakis. WHY IS HE NOT WEARING KHAKIS??

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We are living in a world where Cris Collinsworth gives credit to Todd Monken for "sticking with" Deshaun Watson.

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That pick-6 made this game drunk.

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That's wild how they just did that with the replay. That was really cool.

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Nix is absolutely gonna Nix here. Everyone agrees. And nobody knows if it's gonna be good or bad.

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I don't know if "Other Mommy" is gonna be a hit or not but they are nailing the fuck out of the marketing. I'm in.

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Stafford looked every bit of 37 on that scramble.

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"The Denver Broncos are now requesting, for their next game, that it started in the second half with them down by double digits. Reports are Bo Nix refuses to play otherwise."

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I know Chris Jones has been battling the calf injury but they should consider sitting him next week. Give him another week going into the bye. He's clearly not himself.

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"I don't get it, why are they confessing?" "They're not confessing. They're bragging."

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Agreed. Not perfect by any stretch, but they kept losing teams losing.

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That was a weak ass penalty on Karlaftis.

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Chiefs might get a garbage time sack but this will effectively be the second straight game without a sack. Not even a ton of pressure either. Pass rush still an issue.

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Benson has not had a good game today.

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